Too Short – “19,999” (Video)

November 3, 2014

Wilt Chamberlain ain’t got sh!t on me…
– Too Short

And there it is. Serving notice to the former pro-basketballer and well-known chick magnet and magnate Wilt Chamberlain: You had sex with 20,000? Well, Short Dog is on you. One more for him and it’s a tie. But shiiiid, who knows a real player that settles for a tie? Too Short will keep scoring AND WINNING! Like in this animated doggie video… Short Dog is partying with cartoon Snoop Dogg (and toon doggie Ice Cube and E-40) and throngs and throngs of bitches in less than thongs.

[Now, ladies, female dogs are called bitches. That’s the word in the dictionary. Breathe easy and enjoy these visuals with us.]