Posts Tagged ‘John Cena’
John Cena Joins The “Fast And Furious” Franchise (Trailer)
February 4, 2020
Know what? We have met a lot of folks’ badazz BROTHERS over these last Fast And Furious flicks, right? Shaw’s bro… a badazz. Hobb’s bro… badazz enough to crack THE ROCK square in his jaw ON SIGHT! And now, how badazz do you think Dominic Toretto’s bro is gonna be?
Off camera, he might say you can’t see him… But in this ninth installment (yeah)… You WILL see!
Oh. And another ‘thing’ we are gonna start of these movies… We already had the ‘return of Letty’… but in this one… Guess Who’s Bizzack??
(Yeah, you GOTTA watch now!)
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Murs – “H-U-S-T-L-E” feat. John Cena (Prod. By 9th Wonder) [Video]
September 19, 2019
Baaahahaaa! John Cena was wilding in the end, wasn’t he?
I actually remember this song from a while back. I think it was when Cena was really really trying to rap as much (or more) than ‘rassle. Now the joint finally gets the visual treatment.
Murs clocking in with a lot of stunts, too. That leap out of the car got me at first (good editing); had me thinking Murs was a gymnast in an earlier life with that dismount.
– @ojones1
New ‘Bumblebee’ Transformer Movie Features Iconic Yellow Volkswagen Beetle Vehicle Form (Trailer)
June 6, 2018
Every adventure has a beginning. Watch the official teaser trailer for Bumblebee now, starring @HaileeSteinfeld and @JohnCena! See #BumblebeeMovie in theatres this Christmas. pic.twitter.com/BpmaVVxiv5
— Bumblebee (@bumblebeemovie) June 5, 2018
Not mad at this at all. Feels like this flick’s storytelling will move closer to the comics and old cartoons. Good stories, maybe enough to pull a good movie from. When the Transformers emerged from 4 million years stasis on Earth, Bumblebee was a key figure. Though not the biggest or strongest, he was often entrusted with important spy missions, with protecting the Witwickys (Sparkplug, who helped discover a fuel conversion process for the Autobots, and his son Buster)… plus he could SWIM (comic fact-checking by ojones1, so y’all can ‘at’ him if you wanna argue, hahaaaa)!
Of course, Hollywood won’t stick to the 80s story too tight, but this still could make for a good holiday film.
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Former ‘Movie Marine’ John Cena Has A New Mission: Prom Night “C*ck Blocker” (Trailer)
January 10, 2018
It’s not a secret but in case you are not knowing, WWE Superstar John Cena is actually hilarious on film. Bit parts here and there show that, but this bigger feature part he’s playing looks like even better proof.
I just chugged a 40 with my a**hole. I’m a team player!
Officially the line of this movie. Baaahahaaaa!
Comedy: John Cena Lampoons The University Of Alabama’s Football Players’ Academic Performance On SNL (Video)
December 12, 2016
Three judges (Beck Bennett, Aidy Bryant, Kenan Thompson) play favorites while reviewing students’ (Mikey Day, Vanessa Bayer, John Cena) projects.
Okay, knowing that @ojones1 is on the squad and that he is an Alabama alum and die-hard Tide fan aside… this is hilarious! Shout to A Tribe Called Quest and Dave Chappelle for getting eyes back onto Saturday Night Live for real back a while ago. So glad to have caught this ep. Damn O-Jeezuz, your school’s athletes research many of those ’round orange bananas’? And banana peel crust for real?? BWAAAAAHAHAAAAA!
But fair is fair. Read the @ojones1 commentary/response/rebuttal/whatev after the jump!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Opinion, Performance, Sports, Videos | Tags: Aidy Bryant, Beck Bennett, Crimson Tide, Dumb jock, John Cena, Kenan Thompson, Mikey Day, Saturday Night Live, Science Presentation, smart jock, SNL, The University of Alabama, Vanessa Bayer | No Comments »
