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Comedy: Daphnique Is Pretty And Pretty Petty… Plus Hilarious! (Video)

Sir, you’re laughing hard as hell. Have you ever taken 12 inches with no emotion?

Yes yes! Daphnique Springs for the win for all of us. We know she’s crazy AF, and we see she’s fine AF, but this standup set proves she is funny AF, too!

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Comedy: Daphnique Missed ‘The D’ So Much She Apologized? Yeah, Well… Sorta (Video)

Wait, WAIT! What’s all this talk about Daphnique not having a shape. Daph got body. She a baddie! All talk otherwise is off the table. Problem is… is that she is bat AND squirrel sh!t CrAZy!! Why is Daphy sexy AF and crazy AF at the same damn time AF #BeCarefulWhoYouGiveThatD #CuzDaphniqueGivingCarsThatKEY

All facts. And dude should break up with her ASAP… BUUUUT… this whole clip had me hollering and crying with laughter. Stay crazy, Daphnique!

(Why would I have still kissed her crazy azz dead in the mouth when she leaned in at the end of the clip? After all that drama… Yeezus WEST, I need help! Or a date or three with Daphnique. Yeah, one or the other *wink*)

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Comedy: Sing-Along… “Daphnique And Michael Happy As Can Be. K-I-L-L-I-N-G!” (Video)

Hey. I mean… this holiday is a time for family, right? So why can’t Daphnique (with her hella SEXY, hella CRAZY, hella sexy-crazy enough to get a serial-murderer-from-hell to wife up AND introduce her to his psycho son) celebrate a li’l something with her new family?

You got a problem with that? Okay, tell THEM, fam. I am NOT involved, and I ain’t saying ‘ish!

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Comedy: Reggie Bo & His ‘Ride Or Die’ Daphnique Are Locked Up (Video)

Stop singing to my vagina Reggie. Stop it!

BWAAAHAHAAA! They. Are. STOOPIT for this!!

CP has perfected that nasally newsman talk, right? Hilarious follow-up to Part I (see that here).

Reggie and Daphnique get caught up! Is our boy still a pound?
Comedian CP

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Comedy: Reggie Bo & His ‘Ride Or Die’ Daphnique (Video)

Look, Daphnique, Reggie Bo is a POUND! When will you get it? None of what y’all get into is his fault. It is YOURS… for being so gat dam fine that he stays and has a call-the-cops loud argument… so loud that someone actually called the cops.

Oh, well. Apologies to the authorities. Now, get yo azz in the ‘new ride’ Daphnique (baaahahaaa)!

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Comedy: When She Only Wants One Thing… THAT Thing… Give It To Her! (Video)

What in the ‘Bizarro world’ D-C Universe (D-i-C Universe, more accurately) is going on here? Daphnique is straight ackin’ a damn fool in this. And I LOVE IT! Ha!

But what about Troy’s needs? Shiiiiid… What about ’em?! Screw Troy!

(Daphnique damn sure is trying to as soon as possible, as often as possible, if he would stop stopping her Baaaaahahaaa!)

Yooo… at the end… Dude has Daphnique Springs AND Jasmin Leigh fighting over that ‘one thing’… Yeezus West, what a ‘problem’ to have *wink*

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Comedy: Nate Jackson Has This Roommate ‘Situationship’ Totally Under Control. Sort Of… (Video)

Funny video helmed by Nate Jackson. Made perfect by the Honeyz in there playing with him. Yes indeed! How can you go wrong when you got Kali and Daphnique on deck.

That was rhetorical. You can NOT go wrong. This vid can’t get any righter!

(Whew! Somebody, please slip a note to Kali and tell that sexy ‘Ms. Thickness’ to slide me a DM. We got some slip-n-sliding to do *wink*)

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