Posts Tagged ‘Crank Lucas The Rapducer’
Crank Lucas – “When Wack Rappers Are Safe From Being Trashed” (Video)
January 10, 2019
Ha! We say this all the time… Apollo performers ‘cheat’ by saying ‘Jesus’ right when they hear the first murmur of a ‘boo’ from the crowd because we won’t diss The Lord. Well,
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “2018 Hooks Be Like” (Video)
January 9, 2019
BWAAAAHAHAAA! That mic is wet. His teef missing but he still spittin’ (SYLVESTER)!! Crank Lucas. I. Just. CAN’T. BREATHE!!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Friends Don’t Let Friends Rap Wack” feat. Ziyeed (Video)
January 7, 2019
Don’t talk about it. BE about it. And don’t let your friends gas you about it. But in case EVERYBODY tells you that you are spitting flames, pray that you do NOT run across Crank Lucas at the studio. Dude is funny, but he will leave a wack rapper in tears!
(Meanwhile, we will be in tears, laughing!)
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “When Beefin Becomes Snitchin†(Video)
January 3, 2019
He’s sayin’ but he’s not sayin’ but he’s sayin’ though. Ha! Even though some of this stuff is reeeally f**ked up, Crank is snitching on the track. But sometimes some folks need to be aired out #JustSayin #NoReally #ImReallySayin
Not going all ‘message!’ on this post… Still funny!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “When The Music Brings Her Out Her Shell” feat. Chainah (Video)
January 2, 2019
Yeah, yeah. Crank Lucas mad funny, of course. Buuut yooooo, what’s up with the fine Chainah in the booth?? She thick AF and talking all the right talk! Wait…she’s what? Celibate????? Aw, c’monnnn!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “The Rapper That Was Locked Up Too Long†(Video)
January 1, 2019
*** NOTE: The video link is not ‘broken’… the freeze frame just makes it look that way. ***
BWAAAHAHAAA!!
We were just around here talking about rappers putting references in their rhymes. Now, this cat might not be hip on much, but he KNOWS Crank Lucas!
(Watch and see how though.)
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Why Do Some Rappers Lie About Being In Gangs?” (Video)
December 26, 2018
I’m just playing bruh. You not ‘sposed to do it for real.
Bwaaaaha! Dat damn Crank Lucas! It’s funny because it’s true. Hilarity for real. Now that gangsta ‘ish some of these rappers try to sell their fans… that ain’t real.
(Buuuut, it can get real if they run across a real one in these streets. Good luck on that.)
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Three Types Of Rappers These Days” (Video)
December 21, 2018
If you rap, Crank Lucas has a question for you… Which type of rapper are you: Passive-Aggressive Conscious Rapper, Ratchet Wack Rapper, or Angry Old Man?
And for you non-rappers out there, which type do you like the most?
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Drake” (Video)
December 20, 2018
I swear Drake had me in the studio thinking he was really going through some stuff smh never again.
– Crank Lucas
See, I cannot generate the ‘Drake Hate’ that others can. But this is hilarious! Crank Lucas scores with another one. However much I laugh… yes, I would take one of those non-THC cupcakes if offered. Hahaaa!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Quavo†(Video)
December 19, 2018
Bwaaahaaa! Crank Lucas is still hilarious, still on point. Been a minute since I posted anything from dude. Correcting that now!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Old School Punchlines Vs. New School Punchlines” (Video)
April 4, 2018
Old School, New School, no school rules… but Crank Lucas… Yeah, The Rapducer rules. Especially in this clip.
(Okay. For real. Old School ruled this clip. There. I said it!)
– @ojones1
Dear Wack Rapper: Crank Lucas Will Steal Your Girl… While You Are In The Booth! (Video)
January 10, 2018
Damn.
She fine like that AND got bars?? Yeah, ya girl is got if the engineer (1) thinks she’s hot, (2) thinks your rhymes are not, (3) invites you to hit the booth so he can hit on your THOT. Hahaaaa!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas Presents “3 Types Of Mumble Rappers” (Video)
November 6, 2017
“Her weave expired. It’s WOVE!” Bwaaaahahaaaa! Crank Lucas has been hilarious, and pointed, with his commentary on Hip-Hop. Here’s another not-so-tongue-in-cheek vid from The Rapducer on these ‘mumble rappers’ out here today.
– @ojones1
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