Posts Tagged ‘Crank Lucas’
Comedy: Crank Lucas – “My Girl Wanna Rap” feat. Quianaree (Video)
March 5, 2020
I’m the only rapper you f**k!
Uh oh. Quianaree done touched a nerve with the word (barz, haha)! She is fine AF, but Crank Lucas in the building… And rapping nasty like she is, Quianaree just might have LEAVE the building.
Well, Quianaree, if you’re gonna go record with someone else, come see me at BoneBreaker Studios, sexy. We can lay… some uh… some tracks. Yes, of course, of coooourrrrse *wink*
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Crank Lucas – “You A Petty Rapper” (Video)
February 25, 2020
Take a pause and think it through: You probably have two or three rappers, successful rappers, who you could see being this petty… which makes this even more hilarious! Crank Lucas is BACK in the building with more funny AND funky azz beats.
– @ojones1
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Comedy: Crank Lucas – “If DaBaby Was A Gospel Rapper†(Video)
January 14, 2020
Hell naw. We suffocating tracks over here!
CrankBaby in the building (LOL)… and the building is the church. But first, drop that beat and turn that mic on. Let’s get some of that hella hardcore gospel going on. Going in in the Lucas booth!
– @ojones1
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Comedy: Crank Lucas – “If DaBaby Made Christmas Music” (Video)
January 9, 2020
Hilarious! And, to tell the truth, kind of dope. It’s like a lot of what Crank Lucas does. Makes sense since he wants you to spend dollars on his beats #ChristmasCrank #CrankLucasInTheBuilding
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Sick Of Rappers Lying” (Stop Wellin Moe) [Video]
December 30, 2019
Haha! Crank Lucas in the building with this one. The Rapducer shut down the session because he is REALLY sick and tired of the bullsh!t.
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Wealthy Rapper Still Sells Drugs” (Video)
December 17, 2019
Tsk, tsk, tsk… What is going to happen to Crank’s career when rappers stop doing dumb stuff (even AFTER they ‘make it’) and he has to come up with new things to make fun of?
Not gonna worry about that now. PLENTY of dumb sh!t to make fun of. Crank Lucas [still] in the building!
– @ojones1
Comedy: This ‘Trash Rapper’ Is Nowhere Near Being ‘The GOAT’ Or ‘The Ghost’ But… (Video)
November 26, 2019
This video is anything BUT trash. Speaking of ‘butt’… have you seen all the body Kinigra is bringing?? Yeezus WEST! Now, this hilarious vid is not trash. Neither is Crank Lucas’ music. But Walter’s “bars”… He needs some advice on LIFE for those (hahaaa)!
When Crank Lucas engineers for a trash rapper, the ICU guy is there to let them all know what’s real.
– Kenn Edwin TV
MORE KINIGRA DEON ON INSTAGRAMÂ |Â ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “When Your Mixtape Is Trash” (Video)
October 15, 2019
Don’t sleep on these older women… Sleep with them. Crank is a fool for this.
Baaahahaaa! Dude is stoopit! But what the f— does that have to do with mixtapes though? Maybe nothing. Just keep watching.
(And Crank has good credit beats AND bad credit beats. HA!)
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “When Gangsta Rappers Turn Conscious†(Video)
October 3, 2019
BWAAAHAHAHAAA!!
Lucas was WRONG for going in on his girl AND his mom’s breasteses. Funny, but wroooong!
– @ojones1
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Comedy: Crank Lucas – “When Rappers Snitch On Everybody” (Video)
October 1, 2019
With all the hilarity and memery surrounding the Tekashi 69 case and snitching, Crank Lucas does this ‘chit’ mane!
Some of these rappers ain’t as street as they claim
– Crank Lucas
20 years… that’s when the record scratch and a ‘thug’ will go on the record… Even snitching on ‘Tommy’ and ‘Ghost’ off “Power”… Hahaa!
– @ojones1
Crank Lucas – “Fast Rapping With Zero Bars” (Video)
May 3, 2019
Bwaaahahaaa! Crank Lucas just showed us that you don’t have to ‘mumble’ to rap some absolute nonsensical nonsense! But the beat is banging… and it ain’t that bad a rap… and you can dance to it… and WAIT! NOOOO! This is how it starts. Must resist. Cut it out, Lucas. Not gonna get me with this one.
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “The Evolution Of Story Telling†(1980-2019) [Video]
April 8, 2019
Remember, all these beats are available for lease… even the overdubs (from that “early” to “nerves” to “Momma I love you”)… Wonder if he’ll throw in a couple of brrr’s and skrr-skrr’s. Baaaaahaaa!
Here’s a look at how storytelling has evolved throughout the years of Hip-Hop.
– Crank Lucas
– @ojones1
Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Rick Ross” (Video)
March 28, 2019
Ha! Why is Crank not sopping up all that Bawse sauce Rozay is drizzling into that mic? Doesn’t he want that knowledge? Just the raps, huh? Well, Ross can’t just do that. Bawse barz don’t come out that way.
As a huge fan of Rick Ross, I look forward to collabing, producing and working with him. And I also appreciate all the knowledge he drops and gems he gives out, but I could just see him dropping knowledge all throughout his studio session, prolonging the whole recording process. I ain’t gone lie I’d soak it all up either way lol
– Crank Lucas
Aha! Thought so!
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Old School Eminem Be Like†(2018) [Video]
March 1, 2019
Ah, so this is not a mimicry of Marshall per se. Rather, I see it as a take on his style but updated. And while I categorize most all Crank’s content as Hip-Hop comedy, just listening to this, it’s not really, really going for the funny. Beat is nice. Lyrics are tight and delivered alright. Some good head nod here.
Y’all know this how Slim Shady was when he first came out lol
– Crank Lucas
(See, he included the ‘lol’ in there… sooo, comedy.)
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Make Songs For The Ladies†(2018) [Video]
February 27, 2019
Shiiiid! Alright then Crank Lucas! The clips are always hilarious, and the beats are always fire… but this one… I’m tryna cop ASAP. And with a girl like Ashley, I’d be “Tryna Yeah” all the time!
(Just have to remember: Watch for the hook!)
MORE ASHLEY MARIE ON INSTAGRAM
CRANK LUCAS – TRYNA YEAH (ITUNES)
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “Why I Broke Up With My Girlfriend†(2019) [Video]
February 18, 2019
Should have figured all this out BEFORE February 14th, right? Sorry for ya, Crank.
Sad I had to break up with my girl, AFTER Valentines Day, but when it’s time to move on it’s time to move on!
– Crank Lucas
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Crank Lucas – “How Uncle Junior Responds To A Diss†(2019) [Video]
February 15, 2019
Do. NOT. Come. For. Uncle Junior! ‘Old head’ barz will hit a young’n in the head and leave him laid out looking up seeing starz! Bwaaahahaaa! Check out the response to the shots taken at Unc on Crank Lucas’ earlier “Record Label Beef” post (here).
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “When RnB Singers Get Gangsta†(2019) [Video]
February 13, 2019
My knuckles like Pokemon cards. Swear to God you gone catch ’em all.
Bwaaaahahaaa! Betta watch out, Lucas. Seen a few rappers/singers get ‘gangsta’ over the small stuff. Let them know you are just joking if you are just joking…
Hopefully, don’t no singers get to beefin’ wit’ me these just jokes ain’t tryna square up wit’ nobody 😂😂😂
– Crank Lucas
…Ah. There ya go. Now, everyone can breathe. And laugh.
– @ojones1
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Crank Lucas – “If 21 Savage Was Actually British†(2019) [Video]
February 7, 2019
So 21 Savage was born a Brit, mate? Who knew?
Well, I’m sure plenty of fans knew. I’m just saying, back in the day Slick Rick rapped with a British-type accent to clue us in sort of. Nothing from Savage on that front… until now. Good luck to the young brother with his current immigration travails. No need to keep this Crank Lucas gem about it on ice though. Let this hilarity breathe, bloke!
– @ojones1
Crank Lucas – “DC Rappers In The Booth” (2019) [Video]
January 30, 2019
Is this how DC/DMV rappers sound now? I’m not really understanding. It’s funny though. Par for the course for a Crank Lucas vid.
– @ojones1
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