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Comedy/Performance: Paris Sashay Speaks On Her First D**k Being The Biggest She Could Get (Video)

I mean, dating in the 21st century is craaaazy… and apparently waaaay more expensive than I could imagine. Especially, for a fly pimpstress like Paris Sashay. But I’m not sure if many can play how she play. I think I will stick with my smaller, but less expensive (read: FREE)… um… ‘joystick’ out here in the dating game. HA!

Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend’s kinky request. (Contains strong language.)
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy/Performance: Hannibal Buress Speaks On NYC As A ‘Special’ Place (Video)

Guess I am way too much a country boy (not ‘Jill-billy’ country, but close LOL). If I would have faced half of what Hannibal faced (per this hilarious clip), I would have been all ‘Pack It Up, Pack It In’… and went to ‘Jump, Jump’ back on the plane going South… out of New York. Yeezus West!

Hannibal Buress remembers getting his hat stolen by a very confident thief and getting into a car accident on his birthday.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Performance/Comedy: Hannibal Buress On Self-Improvement & Being Cool In Shades (Video)

What is your position on ‘zipper politics’ though? Have you even thought about it? Because Hannibal has.

Hannibal Buress explains why he’s wearing sunglasses indoors and complains about people who tell him to zip up his pants. (Contains strong language.)
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy/Performance: Joe DeRosa Speaks On Everything He Hates About Being In A Hospital (Video)

Comedian Joe DeRosa asks: “Where did the concept of hot nurses come from?” Maaaan, I don’t know how sheltered an existence he has had to this point but me-myself-I-personally have had some SEXY nurses at my bedside and at my side in be… (oops, haha)!

But for reals, all RESPECT to all hardworking nurses and nurse techs out there, no cap. They are the ones I get real info from when I have been a patient as well as a visitor or concerned loved one.

But Joe is hilarious in this bit; plus he is spot on about the hospital docs, too. I think I get five minutes max with them a day, and I often still have had to loop back and talk to a nurse to make sense of what was said.

(Okay, so there was this one perfectly THICK-A-LICIOUS night duty nurse I had back in ’06. She was the only one who wore a HOT pink uniform. She was in charge on her shift, so that made her the Head Nurse, right? Anyway… I… Nah, I can’t even finish the story out of respect. Nothing happened that time. I was hella sick with tubes all over me everywhere. Night and day, the nurses and techs (okay and doctors) all got me back on my feet. RESPECT due. RESPECT paid. In full!)

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Comedy: Michael Che On Enjoying Sex And More At 30 (Video)

Michael Che shares TRUTH: “Every young dude in here has a trick to not finish fast!” Ready for that book to come out dude…

Michael Che considers writing a sex advice book for men and wonders how we would learn about kinky sex if we didn’t have porn.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

‘Compliments to the chef!’ Bwaaaahahahaaaa!!!

Watch this hilarious clip. It might make your weekend. And if you get ‘lucky’… it might save your weekend, youngster *wink*

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Comedy: Brian Simpson Speaks On Why He Doesn’t Help Find “Lost” Dogs & How Racism Is Like Herpes (Video)

You just can’t handle the fact that he chose the streets!

Comedian Brian Simpson comes on and “does a tight 5” for David Spade’s show on Comedy Central. Hilarious!!

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Comedy: Rob Haze Says Don’t Blame Millennials For ‘Being Millennials’ (Video)

We have so many words we watch spelling bees.

Rob Haze gets all his news from Cardi B, like a real millennial. So deal with it!

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B’s political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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