JAYFORCE

Interesting. And by interesting, I mean, somebody get me a plane to South Africa, or Spain or like, the Philippines!! Yes, a plane; not a ticket. I need to find these ‘models’ and bring ’em back with me on a private (wink) flight.

Oh.

These women don’t exist? The ‘perfect’ woman doesn’t exist? MESSAGE!

Alright, in all seriousness, can someone get me the number of the original model? She’s cute and I’ll holler. You KNOW I will. She is thick like I like!

Oh, and that photoshop software. Get me some of that. I will SHOW you a ‘perfect woman’ (with much cakes, holding a stack of pancakes… hahahaaaaa)!

– @ojones1

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