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Desi’s Dilemma: When Your Homeboy’s Girl Keeps Stalking You! (Video)

Silly sexy QueenSoTrill just won’t leave Desi Banks alone, will she. Probably why she is hounding him so hard. Too bad that dog wouldn’t shaddup, or ‘too good’ (depending on whether you’d smash the homie’s girl if she was begging for you to ‘Run The Jewels’ on her…HAHAA)!
#WOWZERS #DesiYouLucky #QueenSoSexy

So, what would YOU do if she put her hand YOUR pants?

MORE QUEENSOTRILL ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Desi’s Dilemma: When Your Homeboy’s Girl Puts The Package In Your Hand! (Video)

Desi is hilarious AND smart for featuring this decadent Eye Candy in his sketch video. Thank the YouTube commenters for taking a moment to share what matters… this girl’s IG @QueenSoTrill (and yeah she is, ATL shawty)! She’s so damn silly. And so damn SEXY #WOWZERS

So, what would YOU do if she put that package in YOUR hand?

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@ojones1

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Comedy: When Your Homeboy’s Girl Offers You A Lift And Tries To Get A ‘Rise’ Out Of You (Video)

Damn it! Somebody, please tell me, tell all of us, WHO is that buxom temptress in the ‘open relationship’ with her very open top trying to get Desi open??

Whew! Desi, you are a good friend #Wowzers

@ojones1

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Comedy: Do The Right Thing And Be A Good ‘Wing Man’ (Video)

FINALLY! An instance where ‘taking one for the team’ works out for everyone one! Shiiiiid, do you see the ri-THICK-ulous Kali Scott in this clip (and have you seen her IG)??? Only thing keeping me from going for all the way with Option A (Hulk SMASH!) would be not having protection for the affection. Wowzerrrs!

Shout to Troy’s hilarious homie @g.WayneTV and his catch-of-a-lifetime Essence.

(Y’all are gonna get to KNOW uber-sexy Essence Cash in short order, too. Found some goooood stuff on her I will be sharing soon.)!

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@ojones1

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‘Officer Clemmons’ Speaks On Being Black In “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood” (Video)

Hope you got to spend Valentine’s Day celebrating love in some way. I sat down and watched a documentary on a legend who lived a life of love; influencing generations to be better people as he made his way in the world. Man, if only we had Mr. Rogers around now. Rest in peace to the legend Fred Rogers.

Then I found this Great Big Story on ‘Officer Clemmons’ on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. So wonderful!

Remember Officer Clemmons, the policeman from “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood?” Actor Francois Clemmons was initially reluctant to take the role. Growing up in the late ’60s, Clemmons didn’t have a positive opinion of the cops at the time. But Fred Rogers convinced him, and Clemmons became one of the first Black actors to have a recurring role in a children’s TV program.
– Great Big Story

You gotta watch this story and check for the “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” documentary on HBO or on-demand on YouTube. Well worth watching!

@ojones1

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Fat Joe, Nore, And Big Ben Remember Big Pun In Studio With Funkmaster Flex (Video)

RIP Big Pun. Celebrate the life of the legend lost too early by listening to stories and banter of those who were there, close. Terror Squad O.G.’s Fat Joe and NORE, with Big Ben and Flex, too.

They discuss other stuff, too. At length. Good stuff. Go get something to drink, then hit play.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Honey, I Blew The Rent Money On Strippers (Video)

Shout to @TroyInLA for knowing his audience enough to include some BOMB AZZ Eye Candy with the funny. @JetDope and @EBella_SoFly are both #SexyAF and #FunnyAF at the same damn time!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Whoa! Candace Got Desi ‘Warmed Up’ Real Quick (Video)

Haaaaaa! When her hands get cold! Candace B. Harris knows how… and where… to warm them up. And oh, Candace, I got a nice ‘hand warmer’ setup over here whenever… WHENEVER… you are #WithYourSexySelf

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@ojones1

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Comedy: Persephanii Always Gets Her Man… Back (Video)

Yooooooo! Persephanii came through and knew EXACTLY what to do to get him. Yeezus West! I don’t even have the words for how sexy her thicky-thick-THICKNESS is. So I’m gonna defer to Bigg Jah’s assessment of the situation ’round here:

HEY…Why you come out dressed like a shero named Superthick from planet Got Damn!!??

Bwaaahahaa! Hilarious with just the right amount of hot Honey drizzled in. Great clip.

MORE PERSEPHANII ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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Comedy: When Your Roommate Pays All The Bills, He Can Shut Down Your Netflix-And-Chill (Video)

Daaamn, daaamn, DAAAAMN!

Room dog gonna come through with extra heat and hate because the homie ‘forgot’ curfew was at eight? Like that?? Guess so. Whew, remembering those ‘as long as I pay the bills’ talks from my Dad (RIP) almost makes this unfunny…. almost, because this is still funny!

(Bonus: Carol Cake is sho nuff looking rich and thick and sweet and delish!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Erealist Wants To Claim His Baby On His Taxes And Get His ‘Baby’ Back (Video)

Man oh man. Tax season is at the height of cuffing season, isn’t it? And nighttime must be the right time since dude came knocking on his ole gal’s door. All that passion… I mean madness… I mean BIG madness. BWAAAHAHAAA!

Erealist is just trying to claim a kid to boost that tax refund up a bit more. And his ex just had to throw her new ‘love & happiness’ situation in his face AND tell him her new man has already claimed all in his domain (for taxes and otherwise).

HA! E is a fool in this one.

@ojones1

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Comedy: When Your Girl Is This Pretty… And This Petty (Video)

Oh my damn! For Nelly’s sake, if that’s his girl for real, I hope all this ‘petty girlfriend’ thing is really all an act. Because Cortney is so f’n sexy, a brother might just have to live with it to stay living with her. Such torture!

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@ojones1

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She Said You Could Smash. But Should You? (Video)

The very stacked Brookelyn came through, said she was down [TF], threw some drinks & drugs down, but passed out before you could even get your draws down. It’s a pop quiz that should NOT even be a quiz, fellas. Watch and see ‘What Would Should You Do?’

Admittedly, the clip could be funnier; but the message couldn’t be more timely. Enjoy the weekend. Have fun. Be responsible.

@ojones1

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Damon Dash Speaks On Family Business, Relationships, And The R. Kelly Situation Then & Now (Video)

If you remember The Best of Both Worlds, you don’t see my name on that… I never wanted no part of that.
Damon Dash

Ohhhh, hold up… Aaliyah was Dame’s dolly baby back in the day. He’s gotta have something to say about the R. Kelly what-they-say out there now. On Dame and Aaliyah, death did them part. But Jay-Z and Dame… looks like the R. Kelly move moved them apart.

Kenyatta “The Hip Hop Motivator” ask Dame Dash about his feelings towards Lifetime’s “Surviving R. Kelly” documentary, and why he was never a part of the Jay Z and R. Kelly collaboration.
– Hip Hop Motivation

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Comedy: Maybe It’s Time To Break Up… With Her Permission… Maybe (Video)

And he thought he was leaving her. Dude [according to her] she’s the reason he is even alive… And by the way, he is now NOT leaving her. And better fold them clothes CORRECTLY… AND get to COOKING dinner… with NO MEAT! Yeah, I reckon he’ll get that WHIPPED up right NOW. Hahaa!

When you break up with a good woman and she reminds you why you shouldn’t.
– Kenn Edwin TV

Well, at least she’s thick & sexy AF (whew – shout to Marché Howell). Because he will be with her for quite a while it seems.

MORE MARCHE HOWELL ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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Comedy: Levi’s A Buster, And He Doesn’t Even Know It (Video)

See? THIS is when you need the real ones in your life to tell you the real deal about your moves in real life! Watch this all-too-real reenactment of a dude, let’s call him Levi, going waaaay beyond courtship of a lady, getting taken waaaay past any possibility of a relationship, finding himself in the valley of the busters.

When your homies gotta put you in check cause you acting like a buster; you hardcore simping, you got the game all messed up.

And he would not even know if they did not tell him. Best believe she wasn’t. Okay, maybe on her wedding day she would; but not before. Hahaa!

@ojones1

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Listen To Black Women Answer The Question: Does Size Matter? (Video)

Pull up… a chair… while the ladies speak about the ‘pull down’… the sweatpants print. They tell the truth. Their truth. Check your ego, guys.

And we can all learn. Growers vs. showers. And like, WTF a ‘macrophallus’ is.

Bonus: Got that conversation with Sexpert Glamazon Tyomi they mentioned in the clip after the jump.

@ojones1

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2 Chainz Checks Out The World’s Most Expensivest Sex Dolls (Video)

Because why not keep the ‘sex doll’ talk to continue with 2 CHAINNNNZ! But not just any sex dolls, the Most Expensivest sex dolls.

@ojones1

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Inside Europe’s First Sex Doll Brothel (Documentary)

VICE goes to Spain to see if rubber tits are really the future of sex… Yeah, because why not start this year’s Nooner posts like this? Wowwwww! They really go there.

Are sex dolls the future of prostitution? Joel Golby heads to Barcelona to visit the centre of this strange battleground for the future of sexual politics.
– VICE

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Comedy: Come On! You Can’t Just Cancel A Ménage A Trois (Video)

As the saying goes, whatever you are doing at the stroke of midnight will set the tone for what you will be doing all year long. Speaking of ‘stroke’… what if your plans tonight include that long-awaited awesome threesome? What if they ask you for a raincheck on that? Wooooow.

(Dude tried EVERYTHING to save it. Haha!)

@ojones1

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