Relationships
Juicy J Gives ‘Relationship Advice’ (Video)
Hahaaa! Is Juicy J gonna really reveal ‘How To Get A Girl To Slob On Your Knob, Like Corn On The Cob’ though? Maaaaybe. But he will give you some ‘advice’ you can use (at your own risk… the views expressed by Juicy J are blah blah you know the rest).
I need a bit of a late pass. But I came across this after clicking on another ‘Relationship Advice’ vid that was not as good but more recent. I went with this one. You’re welcome!
– @ojones1
Comedy: Reggie Bo Is A Pound! Too Much Smoke To Handle, And He Has Stayed At CT’s Home For Too Long (Video)
Great day in the morning!!! Did you see Toya walk out the frame with ALL THEM CAKES!!??!! I did. I mean, Tanjareen AND Jenny AND Lyndsey are bae & boo bae & boo bae bae – with marshmallows – but Toya is that Ms. New Booty that’s gotta get GOT!
Okay. ‘Nuff talk about the ladies. CT needs to deal with Reggie Bo or get dealt with… by Reg or his wife Tanjareen. Haha!)
– @ojones1
Comedy: The ‘Homie Belafonte’ Negotiates For Dulo To Get That Rikki Cookie, So The Cookie Can Get GOT! (Video)
That Rikki Leigh is SEXY AF… I put that on e’rythang… and on Waz! But waiting 90 days to get some of that ‘juicy sushi’ though? Wowwww!
MORE RIKKI LEIGH ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Jenny Hired ‘Sebastian The Assassin’ And Her Cheating Boyfriend Got Shot! (Video)
I have my regrets, but I’m gone live with ’emmmm…
HOT DAMN! Okay, I took a sneak peek at Rikki Leigh’s IG before the video clip finished, because I had to see if it was anywhere near as HOT as she is in this clip. In a word: HOTTER! And in a word on CP and the rest of the cast in this vid: HILARIOUS!
(Still love Jenny Babas’Â sexy self though. CP ain’t have to do her like that. Ha!)
– @ojones1
Comedy: CP, Do You Really Want CT To ‘Hook You Up’ With Lauren Harding? (Video)
Whyyyy do the FINEST ones have to be the CRAZIEST ones? Dunno, but CP should have heeded Clayton’s advice on NOT wanting to date Lauren Harding (even though she is the coldest cold piece, sexy AF)!
CP showed he is a wild one himself though; hollering at sweet petit Jenny Babas, right in front of her man. Hahaa!
MORE LAUREN HARDING ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: ‘Colorado’ Got Slammed By The Yams And Couldn’t Hang! Really? C’mon, It’s Just Angie (Video)
Comedy: Virgil, Lyndsey’s Hella Cute, But Watch Out For Her Dad (Video)
Heads up, Virgil. Before you and ‘baby girl’ met, CT tried to drop off the bamboo stick elephant trunk anaconda at Lyndsey B.’s house, but her pops BLOOOOCKT him from getting that cookie. Baaahahaaa! Oh, nut THEN his wifey Tanjareen came through and trunk BLOOOOCKT CT again AAAAAND Tanj joined Lyndsey’s pop’s “open community” to show him what that juice box do!
Whew! That Lyndsey’s eyes though. Mesmerizing! A welcome addition to the cast rotation.
(And Jenny’s fun-size thick azz self can get GOOOOOT anytime! Lauren, too.)
MORE LYNDSEY BUTLER ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Stepping To Kassandra Lee Like A ‘G’ Should (Video)
And THAT’S how you do it! Spit that HARD line at a fine AF bad b!tch, and if she buck up… Buck back harder! Give her that thuggin’ luv! Hahahaaa, yeah!
At least, that’s what I have heard. Chin up, Hadj, I’ve been there. Watching the G Wayne’s of the world succeed where I’ve failed. It’s the game. And the game is a game of chance. G got this one. You’ll get another chance soon enough.
But for now, let’s watch Kassandra’s super-size Snicker-THICKness walk away in them jeans!! Yeezus West that gal is BLESSED (and funny)!
Hilarious vid!
MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAMÂ |Â ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Sade & Tanjareen Give Their Boyfriends No Space (Video)
Yeah. I already know you dudes are gonna be talkin’ sh!t about what you would and would not take off Sade and/or Tanjareen. You’re seeing what their dudes put up with, and say, “Not me!”
Then they tell you WHY they put up with all that. Pay attention.
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– @ojones1
Eye Candy: Ms. Sade Wants ’90 Days’ & That Is What She Gets (Video)
Hot damn, Sade is fine AF! But hold your… um… ya know.
Indeed, it was a wonderful experience while ‘waiting.’ Ninety days of get-to-know-you punctuated by what could have been the illest nana imaginable! Especially when she be “throwing that thaaaang back” at ya (mercy)!
And now that the 90-day-wait and ‘celebration’ are over, Kenn can get on with…
(Oh well, sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose 90 days.)
– @ojones1
Sports: Magic Johnson Explains Why He Left The Los Angeles Lakers (Video)
Soooo, Lebron and Lonzo had their say on here. Now let’s hear from the man (and about the departure) they were talking about, shall we?
Magic Johnson explains that he wanted to fire Luke Walton, but Los Angeles Lakers executive Tim Harris wanted to retain him and identifies Lakers GM Rob Pelinka as the “backstabber.â€
– ESPN
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Comedy: Dane, Desiree is ‘Hangry’ NOW! James Is Just Gonna Have To Be Late (Video)
The “oh sh!ts” fly early and often in this clip, and it had me hollering. Laughing Out Loud OUT LOUD #LOLOL
Fellas, fellas, brotherrrs! If this is your chick, if she is gonna get mad HANGRY like this and SNAP on YOU when she DO… have SNACKS on deck. Not just ‘Racks In The Middle’ #RIPNIP but SNACKS in the middle [of the seats] to calm her azz down! So she can CHILL and have something to eat on the way to getting something to eat ASAPÂ #MmHmm #LOLOL
Because if we see you getting straight BARKED on by bae in the ride, trigger fingers to the dome because she is triggered, WE. WILL. LAUGH.
Okay then. Good talk.
Great clip. Hilarious!
(But whyyyy is Desiree so fine that she can get away with all of that though? She CLICKED and CLACKED and still looked like a yummy SNACK! Yeezus West and the mysteries of his you-and-I-versus.)
MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAMÂ |Â ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Come On, Kass. You Know When You Come Through After 2, It’s Smash-O’Clock! (Video)
How eff’n SEXY is Kassandra Lee (and that voice)?!? So fine that I almost… ALMOST… blamed Bigg Jah for messing up the smash session she was trying to deliver to him hot and fresh at the booty call hour!
But nah. This fail is on Kass, 2 DA MAX! If she really wanted that meat in her… life (heh heh), she would have… could have… SHOULD have said so… AND made it clear that she wanted it right there on that couch!
MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAMÂ |Â ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Damn Desiree. How Could You Just Push Past James For His Homie Dane Like That? (Video)
OH SH!T (bwaaaahahahaaa)!
Ohhhh man. OHHHH! MAAANNN! Whyyyy would I post a Honey doing bad homie biz at the nooner hour? Because, real talk, that is real life. It beez like that sometimes. Barz. Facts. Fax and phone. And that sh!t hurt (SMARTphone).
But salute to the homie Dane for trying to back up and be out to clear the way for his man’s smash mission. It just wasn’t meant to be for James (especially seeing how Desiree tried to give Dane the WHOLE body hug, hiking up that leg like that… BAAHAHAAA).
Be easy, everyone (including me). It’s just a skit. A funny skit. And Desiree Vanessa is still SEXY AF. Still!
MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAMÂ |Â ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: We All Scream For Her Brooklynn’s Ice Cream (Video)
I have a cinematic imagination.
Only the pure will survive.
– Brooklynn Summers
Mm mm mm! Woman… I bet you do. And I’m a SURVIVOR over here. Imagine that!
Haaa! But for real, I bet NO ONE will be asking Brooklynn ‘what dat mouf do?’ after watching this. Perfect day for a cool treat. Like her IG (HOT, and a cool treat). Plus Desi is acting damned fool in this (understandably so), too! Hilarious.
MORE BROOKLYN SUMMERS ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Dane, Desiree Wants To See Your Phone… NOW! (Video)
Man, the prettiest ones are always the ones who can take it to all levels of super-crazy… And that’s Desiree’s crazy-sexy-cool azz. Um, Dane, give her the phone ASAP!
(But you and your homie James might need two minutes of knuckle talk over him meddling in you and bae’s business. The ‘Oh sh!t’ parts always crack me up though.)
MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Zmeena Orr Offers Some Of Her Cake To Her Roomate’s Boyfriend (Video)
LeBron James & Lonzo Ball Speak Their Minds On Magic Johnson’s Departure From The Lakers Organization (Video)
Enjoy catching ‘The Shop: Uninterrupted’ on HBO when time allows. Good chit-chat based on the barbershop paradigm. Nothing off limits. Of course, LeBron and Lonzo are certainly too smart to risk multi-million dollar paychecks with controversial public reactions, but they are pretty candid in the clip above where they discuss how they found out about Magic Johnson leaving the Los Angeles Lakers.
Lebron came to the Lakers after talking with Magic. Think he might find a way to walk away now that Magic is? Well, hit the jump.