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Comedy: Ooh Wee, Kassy! Do That Move Like You Doing It For Your Man (Video)

Look. I’m not gonna eeeeven tryyyy to lie to any of you. The WHOLE reason you NEED to watch this, to the end, is for Kassandra and Lisa doing that hippy-hippy-hip-swizzle-swirl dance at the end. Have MERCY!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Instead Of Hanging Out With Her Brother, Kali Wants His Friend To Come ‘Hang In’ (Video)

Here we go again!

Actually, I understand why this guy (her brother) doesn’t get it. So Kali gone just give it to that next dude… her brother’s homie?? So, what… she a homie-sexual now?

Sigh! Hope bro decides to catch the game at the bar instead, so sis can get what she needs… THAT MEAT!!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Elena Puts Clayton’s Loyalty To The Test (Video)

Hell naw, Elena. NayNaaayNAY, I say… As sexy as you are, you are out of pocket (like over there on the dresser) for calling dude through to help bury the BODY, but not the BONE! But that’s okay. CT gone find a way… to SMASH. And when the BODY is Eva’s, you gotta HULK SMASH in ALL CAPS (no cap) #MercyOnHerSoul #SheIsALIVE #TradingRentForBeatsByClay #FairSwapAintNoSwindle #FACTS #FAPS

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– @ojones1

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Persephanii’s A Realtor Now? Well, Maybe She Can Help Bigg Jah Get That Bad Mark Off His ‘Report’ (Video)

DAMN! The YAMS! I cannot think of a video that features Persephanii that I will not post. She. Is. Just. That. Sexy AF!! Jah… If she gives you that ‘one more chance’… do NOT screw this up!

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– @ojones1

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Eye Candy: Who’s Ready For A Nina Galy “Mid Day Twerk Out” (Video)

Anybody else willing to admit that they watched ‘exercise videos’ just for the sexy instructors; NOT doing not one damn stretch or move they told you to? Anybody? F**k it. I’ll be by my lonely (again) on this. I mean, I saw Nina had a ‘Twerk Out’ video uploaded and you thought that I wasn’t gonna post it ASAP?? Have we MET!? Hahaa!

And Camsoda ought to pay Nina exxxtra for that promo at the 9:50 mark #ButtNakedTRUTH

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Mo Got No Time To Play With You, Tyrhee. But With You AND Shira, Maybe… (Video)

Now, THAT’S what I’m talking about. No, not Tyrhee acting a goofy goof in this (hahaaa!) but Miss-Parker-Just-Don’t-KNOW aka Mo Cyndi. And uh, Miss, ‘Jabetta’ not talk that ish to me like that, woman! I ain’t no young’un. You’ll get taken up on the offer… and taken DOWN!! Hella fit, hella thick and can get all of it… all I got #KillMe #OrMakeMeSTRONGER

(And with that WALK though… Shira Monae is gonna get it, too!)

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Don’t Try These Gerald Huston ‘Pick Up Lines’ At Home. Try Them On Ladies While Shopping (Video)

Hey. I mean, dude is hilarious, but he got the WORDS for these womens out here!! Some of these lines might even work off camera. One of these guys watching right now might have to try ’em out for himself #Me #ImOneOfTheseGuys

Gerald Huston going around using his Pick Up lines to pick up random shoppers. This video is a compilation of Gerald Huston’s best pick up lines of 2019. We went through all the videos and handpicked everyone’s favorite clips to create this video! Gerald Huston is an upcoming YouTuber that does several different other pranks such as Spider Prank, Hug Prank, Celebrity Hug Prank, Beardy Prank, and Picking Up Girls!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sexy Eva Wants The ‘Beats By Clay’… But What She Gets Is… (Video)

Daaaayum Eva! Like THAT?? With wifey-who-will-beat-a-b!tch-azz-fast Tanj right there though?? And you lead with ‘comedian/producer/writer’ on the Instagram page? FINE AF as you are?? Yes, you are hella funny in this (and the accent is THICK and SEXY and FUNNY)… but them CAKES though #TrynaGetMeAPieceToo

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@ojones1

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Eye Candy: Kali Shares What She Knows… Confidence Is The Key To Unlock Your Full Beauty (Video)

Y’all know the song. Sing along: If you’re sexy and you know it, your name must be Kali Scott… Ha! This is the remix! Plus, FACTS! Because Kali is the definition of SEXY AF (ALL CAPS, no cap, RESPECT!)… She has got my number (but I really want HERS). What number though? 12 (o’clock)! We’re doing something different for today’s Nooner, folks. The sexy ain’t always about thick-a-licious, azz-tastic, bodacious bods and faces in places; though Kali’s got all that. Sometimes it’s as simple as boosting your confidence; no bustier required. Yeah, Kali’s got all that and is ALL THAT. And most important, she knows it!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: While G. Wayne & Redd Are Playing, Kewon & Destiny End Up Winning (Video)

Okay ReddStylez AND Destiny Hayes are BOTH sexy AF! I know both of them do waaaay more than study in school. But that BUTT on Redd though… gaaaaaat DAMN!

For the record: I knew it was gonna turn out just like this! Watch.

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Eye Candy: A Happy Tabria Dances The Morning Away (Video)

 

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I mean… I dunno how you spend your MLK Day (or any holiday)… but here’s maybe how Tabria is starting hers. Actually, I have no idea that that is true. No way of knowing. But if she’d like to tell me, I’d like to know. Tell me something Major, Tabria. Anything. I’m here for YOU #SweetMercy #ThickHoneyz #BestEyeCandy

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– @ojones1

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Eye Candy: Curve Model Chelsea Rose Shares Her Story (Video)

Dizzam!

The way Chelsea Rose pranced in and stopped, but the boobs kept bouncing… All Good Things! Like when the whip stops but the rims keep spinning. A perfect ride, look and feel. And lean in for the measurements: 42-35-51! And she’s just a five-footer! Yeezus WEST! Mix-A-Lot would have to salute baby for that much back (remember, his 36-24-36 was 5’3″… way less ‘compact’) #THICKNESS

Curve model Chelsea Rose @iamchelsearose gives her first interview on YouTube and tries on Fashion Nova Curve outfits and swimwear with AllGoodThingsTV at YouTube Space Los Angeles.
– AllGoodThingsNetwork

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Comedy: Jenny Loves Her Male Friend. But Not Like That… Unless He Gets A Girlfriend (Video)

Pretty funny. It bees like that sometimes.

And so much good Eye Candy it ain’t even funny. It bees like that ALL THE TIME in these vids!

Ans speaking of ‘bees’… Serious Honey in this clip… Ayona AND Jenny AND introducing Maricris Lapaix. Damn, damn, DAMN! All three so fine AF. Whew!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Honey, The Homies Are Staring At Your Cakes. Go Change! (Video)

Okay, Tiffany Laryn is caked up AND out… but https://www.instagram.com/kinigra/ leg game on this one won it for! Thick and sexy, wrapped in the floral leggings, sauntering in the stilettos… Daaaayummm!

Sidebar: If dude is gonna CashApp the money to his barber, why didn’t he just pull his phone out and handle that before he walked out?

Sidebar to the sidebar: They shot this in ATLANTA? Whyyyyy didn’t someone tell me???

Sidebar from the salad bar: ElHadj has some weird pizza orders, right? I mean, I could kinda see lettuce on the slice. But carrots though?

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: How Many Is Too Many ‘Partners’ For Your Ex To Handle? (Video)

Bwaaaahahaaa! He called Ayona ‘Throatiana’ y’all (gotta watch the blooper reel at the end for that). Whatev, dude. Ayona is what we in the [Honey Hunting] industry call FINE AF!! So none of that judginess really matters. Hell, she is the REASON this clip made the Nooner post.

(Okay, it was hella funny, too. No hate.)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Tye And Ki And Tanjareen, CT? How Dare You?! (Video)

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Okay, Clayton. Now you’re just plain ole cheating! And I’m not talking about stepping out on your wife Tanj… with the re-THICK-ulous Tye… then sliding your digits to Ki… Nah, son (although that is some impressive triple-trunk-dunking you’re executing out in these skreets)!

I mean you are LOADING the video with ALL them baddies with the fatties like that! I mean, how are we gonna laugh while generating all this drool? I almost choked on my own saliva!

(Should I say ‘pause’ to that? PAUSE… Just in case.)

– @ojones1

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Eye Candy: Jasmill Melisa Is So Cute & Coy As She Tries On Some Hot Fits (Video)

I know this ain’t what The Nooner is supposed to be all about; but it can be ‘some’ about it… the girlfriend experience. Jasmill Melisa aka EndlessBeauty is as cute as can be; and so coy with her sexy. I LOVE that light green, high-on-the-hip ‘kini. But I think I would love talking her into wearing it out by the pool… You know, like I’m convincing her girl to wear something risque… for me… please, baby. Please *wink*

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Eye Candy: Who’s Your ‘Honeybum’ Baby? It’s Porchia Nicole! (Video)

Midday on a HUMP DAY!!! Dead in the middle of the middle of the week. Is it Curvy Girl Friday already (Is that a thing? Can we make it a thing? Especially with thick-a-licious Porchia Nicole)?? But nah. It’s Wednesday. And that’s alright. Especially after watching this *wink*

Hey Babe… Give this video a big thumbs up if you enjoyed. Don’t forget to SHARE & SUBSCRIBE! Thanks for watching!!!!
Porchia Nicole

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– @ojones1

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Uncle Murda & DJ Kayslay Speak On The ‘Rap Up 2019’ And Dissing K. Michelle (Video)

This makes so much sense. The first show of the new year, and The Sh!t Starter aka The Drama King aka DJ Kayslay has the man who started nuff sh!t with his “Rap Up”Uncle Murda!

Uncle Murda stopped by DJ Kayslay show at Shade 45 Streetsweeper Radio to build with us about all the controversy behind The 2019 Wrap UP!!
– The DJ Kayslay Show

So Lenny gets to respond to the K. Michelle response to his diss. Okay. Worrrrd. And shout out to sexy azz KJ Da Martian aka Kimmy J (check her IG though) on this!

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Comedy: Aaron Tries To Remain Faithful To Jenny, But ‘Temptation, Thy Name Be Persephanii!’ (Video)

Hey HEY! AARON! That’s MY Asian Soulmate, maaaaan! Hey Jenny… Oh oh, wait!! Persephanii is her roomii??? Oowee!! Okay, you SEE all that THICK-A-LICIOUS BODY! Jenny, you got [most of] my heart, but Persephanii got me HOT!!!

And Aaron Grady is STOOPIT! Exactly what I would have been as ALL the blood left my brain and went straight to my… beating heart. Hang in there, buddy. Bwahaaaa!

(But. Do. Not. Get. It. Twisted… Jenny has SOOOO much BODY, too!)

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– @ojones1

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