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Naughty By Nature: Who’s Fault Was It On The Tour? (Video)

“While most of the shows that Naughty By Nature perform are usually packed to the ceiling. Every now and then, a promoter falls short and fails to bring a good crowd. Even after 20 years of performing, they still argue about ways to make the show tighter and who’s at fault when things go wrong. Backstage after a show, VinRock, Trigger Treach and DJ KayGee sit back and discuss what was wrong with that nights show.” – Naughty118

Comedy: Chris Rock Spits In A ‘SupaHotFiyah’ Rap Battle (Video)

Hahaaaa!!!

SXSW: Sh*t Indie Rappers Say (Video)

Many artists are making their way to the SXSW festival in Austin Texas this week & I’m positive there will be more than enough instances of indie rappers doing the things parodied in the above video. Fans heading to SXSW this week may want to avoid the lameness of what happens in the above video & just go check out Buckshot, Statik Selektah & Iron Solomon performing at the Duck Down x Blacksmith showcase on Friday, March 16th at La Zona Rosa.

Former Pittsburgh Steelers Wide Receiver ‘Hines Ward’ DUI Arrest (Video)

Former Pittsburgh Steelers Wide Receiver Hines Ward got may have gotten off a little easy for pleading guilty following his DUI arrest in Atlanta several months back. Apparently Hines Ward was more concerned about anyone finding out about his arrest that the immediate embarrassment of being caught. Unfortunately TMZ was able to get the dashcam video of his DUI arrest here in Atlanta. Ironically the night Hines Ward was arrested I passed right by him & the officer that evening as this was happening….

READ: NFL WIDE RECEIVER HINES WARD FEARED DUI ARREST GETTING OUT

Comedy: SNL – Tennis Balls (Video)

Comedy: Jamie Foxx Dancing Like Michael Jackson In His Underwear (Video)

TMZ uncovered some footage of Jamie Foxx dancing like Michael Jackson in his underwear…..Ironically it’s Prince that’s playing in the background

19 Year Old Man Caught On Tape Having Sex With His Employer’s Female Pit Bull Dogs (Video)

A 19 year old man was arrested after being caught on tape having sex with his boss’s female pit bull dogs. This is a serious WTF moment. Sheezh!

Comedy: Pee Pranking The Police (Video)

Hahahahaaaaa!!!

Black Democrat Gets Clowned By A White Republican In Florida Over An Incorrect Jay-Z Quote (Video)


It’s no secret that I’m not the biggest Jay-Z fan although I respect his talent. I think my biggest issues maybe with so-called Jay-Z fans. I’m talking about people who probably never listened to his first album “Reasonable Doubt” but will debate with you about how the album was the hottest thing on the streets when it came out. Yeah right. Those same fans will quote a Jay-Z lyric to you, but don’t realize the line was borrowed from Biggie or some other lesser known rap artist. (See I’m A Writer Not A Biter for example). Most Jay-Z fans like the congressman in this video are caught up in media hype & into all the drama of Beyonce & Jay-Z’s reported business dealings instead of the art.  In the above video a Black Democrat in the Florida house tries to use Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” song to make a point in his argument, but he’s gets clowned by a white republican who corrects his inaccuracies with the lyrics he used. Hilarious & sad at the same time. It figures a Republican would get Jay-Z lyrics correct because after all…. Jay IS a “Black Republican” right?….***Cue music***

Wale x Lil Duval – “Fairy Tales” (Video)

Comedian Lil Duval & Wale deliver this new video for “Fairy Tales” off of Wale’s “The Eleven One Eleven Theory” mixtape he dropped last year. I got a few chuckles out of watching this video as Lil Duval & Wale poke butts fun at women who are in that never ending quest for the perfect butt…Hahahaa!

Don Cheadle Speaks Truthfully About ‘House Of Lies’ On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Video)

Comedy: ‘The Dictator’ Spills ‘Kim Jong II’ Ashes on Ryan Seacrest At The Oscar Awards (Video)

Actor Sacha Baron Cohen was in character as “The Dictator” which is the name of his new film due in theaters this summer. While on the red carpet at the Oscar Awards being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest, he ruins the dude’s tux by spilling the alleged ashes of North Korean dictator Kim Jong II on him! Anyone who’s familiar with Sacha Baron Cohen’s movies should already know by now to expect something crazy to happen. Mannnnnnnn I laughed my ass off at this sh*t…..

Davey D Speaks with Dick Gregory & Paul Mooney (Video)

Davey D caught up with comedians & political/social activists Dick Gregory & Paul Mooney earlier today on this new TradioV [Radio In TV] program I believe that just kicked off today. There’s many jewels dropped in this video if you pay attention. Check out this very interesting interview that just concluded just minutes ago via livestream. The livestream starts with several seconds of music before the show starts with video…

Rare Footage: Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong With Nunchucks (Video)

Bruce Lee is one of my life heroes, but there is no way in hell I believe this so called “Rare footage” of Bruce Lee playing ping pong using only nunchucks. Hahaaa! It appears to be a chinese commercial for a smartphone that’s being sold overseas although the phone appears to be very similar to the iphone. Debate amongst yourselves if this video is authentic or not, but although Bruce Lee did superhuman things & was an iconic leader for social justice it’s just impossible to me that he would be playing ping pong using nunchucks with such precision like that.

Bill Maher: CrazyStupidPolitics (Video)

Comedy: SNL’s Jay-Z, Beyonce, & ‘Baby Blu Ivy’ (Video)

Last night on Saturday Night Live the crew poked a little fun at Jay-Z, Beyonce, & their newborn daughter Blu Ivy. With all the media hype surrounding the birth of the hip hop couple’s kid this skit follows what it would be like if Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver (played by Justin Timberlake), Prince, Taylor Swift, & other guests stop by with well wishes. On a side note, Justin Timberlake needs to do more comedy movies or television. Dude has such a great comedic sense & is a pretty good actor…

Satuday Night Live: “Linsanity” (Video)

The Jeremy Lin “Insanity” that’s been happening OFF the court has been borderline racist at times. ESPN recently fired one staffer for the insensitive “Chink In The Armor” headline & suspended one of their sportscasters for a month for repeating it live on air. It wasn’t just ESPN taking things a little too far as NY print media have even fallen victim to it, but SNL’s skit last night was a well played lesson on some of the absurdity of all the racial insensitivity that’s been carried out in the media recently. Hopefully people watching got the underlying message & not just the jokes….

WATCH: NY KNICKS JEREMY LIN SPEAKS ON HIS MUSICAL TASTES

Comedy: Fahamu Pecou – “Sh*t Gangsta Rappers Say” (Video)

I know these “Things People Say” videos have been overdone, but when I saw Atlanta based visual artist Fahamu Pecu’s “Sh*t Gangsta Rappers Say” I literally laughed my ass off! Shout out to fellow WRFG DJ/air-personality Karen Marie Mason for putting me onto this….

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BLITZ – 2/15/12: Would You Like A Box Of Chocolates?

HEADLINES

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GOP Says It’s Okay To Beat Your Wife

Kid Ordered To Eat School Lunch By Inspector

Nicki Minaj Responds To Pissed Off Catholics

Antibiotics May Be Useless For A Sinus Infection

Drake And Common Get Into Fight Backstage At Grammys

Russia Argues Over How To Set Their World Clock

To Celebrate Valentine’s Day, The 99 Percent Break Up With Bank of America

TSA Forces Woman Through Naked Body Scanner Three Times

Man Arrested For Trying To Pay Stripper With Crack

Bobby Brown Not Welcomed At Whitney Houston’s Funeral

Indianapolis Colts Owner Jim Irsay Says The Future Is Up To Peyton Manning

The Most Outspoken Black Athletes Of All Time

White Grandfather Harassed By Police For Walking With Black Granddaughter

Europe Sees Historic Fifteen Feet Of Snow

Glee Predicts Majority Of Americans Will Speak Spanish By 2030? Politifact Does Fact Checking

Cincinnati High School Pays Students To Attend Class

3 Men Gets Life In Prison For Robbing A Prostitute Of $210 & A Cellphone

California Rapper ‘Philthy Rich’ Arrested Over Stolen Bentley

The Next iPad Version Could Be 4G

Just How Did Allen Iverson Blow Through 154 Million?

High School Football Coach Resigns After Posting Naked Picture On Facebook

Comedy: Will Ferrell Introduces The New Orleans Hornets

While down in New Orleans filming his new movie “Dog Fight”, comedian & actor Will Ferrell was given the honor to introduce the New Orleans Hornets team during their game against the Chicago Bulls last Thursday night. Not only was Will Ferrell’s introductions pure comedy, but the lowly Hornets team was blown out that same night 90-67.  I hope none of the fans attending the Hornets “80s Night” were hoping that Will Ferrell was gonna suit up with the Flint Tropics & perform “Love Me Sexy” during halftime. Hahaaaa!

WATCH: WILL FERRELL INTRODUCES THE CHICAGO BULLS IN NEW ORLEANS

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