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Comedy: Better ‘Duck Down’ When Sean Price Is Playing Tennis (Video)

Brownsville Brooklyn emcee Sean Price is about to drop his long-awaited “Mic Tyson” album & the stress of it all has just gotten to unbearable lately so Duck Down CEO Dru Ha takes the burly emcee to the John McEnroe Tennis Academy in Randall’s Island NYC to relieve some stress. In no time Sean P could be ready for the U.S Open Finals that’s going down this weekend. Click on the image above to check out the clip! Hahaaaa!
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2 Chainz – B.O.A.T.S. Episode One (Video)

The first 1:10 secs of this joint was too damn funny not to post it! 2 Chainz was given some advice by some “white gulls” as to what he could do should his rap career fizzle out too soon. Purrrre Comedy! Hahaaaaaa!!!!!!
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Jon Stewart Goes In On The So-Called ‘Problem’ of Voter Fraud (Video)

Gotta love Jon Stewart! Always bringing the B.S. to light in a lighthearted way. In this segment of ‘The Daily Show’“Wizards of I.D.”Jon points out that Conservatives and Fox News seem REALLY driven to uncover and stamp out voter fraud – which is occurring only a scant percentage of the time in elections. Oh… by the way… the strongest anti-voter fraud efforts are being made mostly in swing states with Republican-controlled legislatures! But hey… Maybe it’s a coincidence. Ha! Don’t believe it. But if you do believe that, might I interest you in a bridge I am selling in Brooklyn? Some Arizona swamp land perhaps? More after the jump…

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Terry Crews Demonstrates The ‘Old Spice Muscle Music’ Program (Video)

Watching this Terry Crew Old Spice commercial reminds me of a particular episode of Damon Wayan’s sitcom “My Wife & Kids” where Terry demonstrated the “Euro” training method. Hahahaaa!!!! In case you’ve never seen it check out the video below…
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Comedy: Apple iPhone 5 Promo (Video)

For the record I’m an avid fan of Apple products & the iPhone, but this comedic take on the upcoming Apple iPhone 5 is hilarious! Although I’ve seen people diss Apple’s products (usually their competitors), the reality is their products are still far superior to everything else out there on the market. Apple also passed an insane record milestone of being the most valuable company of all-time with a value of over $600 Million Billion. As a corporation I do feel fair treatment of the Chinese workers at FoxConn who produce their products & affordability for consumers maybe be issues to seriously work on. Especially for those people who are truly “unhappy” because they are unable to afford an iPhone5. Shouts to the homie @djrastaroot on the hilarious clip…
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Comedy: Metta World Peace Races For His Life On ‘Yo Gabba Gabba’ (Video)

NBA star & L.A. Lakers wild man Ron Artest Metta World Peace appeared on the children’s show Yo Gabba Gabba in what appeared to be the race off his life! Hahaaa! I know this is for the kids, but I’m laughing my ass off watching this. Shouts to TerezOwens on the heads up!
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Comedy: ‘The Avengers’ Gag Reel (Video)

Marvel’s The Avengers film was one of the best superhero flicks to have dropped this year & was the third highest grossing film of all-time behind The Titanic & Avatar. The sequel for & The Avengers 2 movie is slated to drop May 2015. In the meantime the good folks over at Marvel dropped this gag reel on the web of the bloopers & funny outtakes while shooting the summer blockbuster.

READ: THE AVENGERS SEQUEL SLATED TO BE RELEASED MAY 1, 2015
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Comedy: Meek Mill vs. Kevin Hart (Video)

Two of Philly’s favorite sons were engaged in a good ‘ol fashioned snap session backstage during Meek Mill’s ‘Dreams & Nightmares’ tour recently. Comedian Kevin Hart took on Meek Mill & his crew as they traded jokes at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles prior to the show. Meek Mill’s debut album ‘Dreams & Nightmares’ drops October 30th.  Amen!

WATCH: MEEK MILL – “AMEN” FEAT. DRAKE (VIDEO)
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D.L. Hugley Speaks On Why He Would Chose Nas To Be His Vice President (Video)

Comedian & political commentator D.L. Hugley stopped by VH1’s studios promoting his new book “I Want You To Shut The F*ck Up”. After speaking about his book & discussing a variety of topics D.L. was asked that if he were President who would he choose to be his Vice-President. D.L. responded by giving his ‘Rap Up’ with this quote….“Because they’d never assassinate me if he was gonna be the next president.” True Indeed D.L. because Nas is the truth.
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Comedy: Playboy Tre Is ‘BALLIN’ On The 30th Floor (Video)

Playboy Tre could not care less about the haters… they can jump from the 30th Floor while he stays BAAAALLLIIINNN! Hahaaaa. No love for the Canadian Border Patrol either… or those check-chasing-burper-slurpers… all of ’em can JUMP! All the while he’ll be BAAAALLLIIINNN on the 30th Floor! Y’all already know Playboy Tre is a fool and a half. This video is great for a few laughs, too.
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Slaughterhouse’s ‘Complex’ Feelings (Video)

Complex.com’s “30 Rappers in Their Thirties” list has set off a tidal wave of feelings with Slaughterhouse. It’s okay to chuckle as we ride it out with Joe Budden, Royce da 5’9, Joell Ortiz and Crooked I; because these fools are hilarious! Feel their “pain.” Share it. Grow from the experience. Hahahaaa.

Comedy: Michael Blackson Goes In On Team USA To Revenge Nigeria (Video)

North Philly (by way of Africa) comedian Michael Blackson goes in on Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, & other members of Olympic team USA for their record breaking win to embarrass Nigeria 156-73 during the Olympics last week. Team USA eventually won it all over Spain yesterday to receive gold medals, but Michael Blackson is not letting them off too easy with his comedic insults. Shouts to RealtalkNY for the heads up. Now check out the video you ‘Mudda Suckaz’!!!…
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Paris Hilton Drinks Her First 40oz Beer with ‘Nemo Hoes’ (Video)

This is a GGN News exclusive! Nemo Hoes (a.k.a. The Artist Formerly Known as Snoop Dogg n.k.a. Snoop Lion) welcomes Paris Hilton onto the set to exchange gifts and guzzle her first 40-ounce of Colt 45 malt liquor!
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Serena Williams ‘C-Walks’ At The 2012 Olympics (Video)

Somebody call W.C.! Serena is getting it IN on that C-Walk. So, what do you think? Serena Williams wins gold and breaks out C-Walking… Ratchet or no? What was that…? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! (Shout out to The Rock hahaaa.) See, Serena is a tennis champion AND gold medalist. She can take a few seconds to dance a jig if she wants. The rest of the world WILL get over it. Besides…she has a budding rap career to consider (check her rap out here). Dancing is part of the package.

Comedy: Judge Sapp – “Gold-Digger Crash Confusion” (Video)

Ex-NFL great Warren Sapp holds court…DJ  Louie Vito (y’all might know him as an Olympic snowboarder) on the beat. Yeah…a different kind of hearing; but let’s get down to getting some real people some real justice. Hahaaa! Okay, sure sure, Kamyrn Overton speaks his piece in the $560 suit he is bringing against his childhood-friend-turned-gold-digger (alleged) Paris Scott for damages to his car. Yeah, yeah…but @#$! that! Judge Sapp’s ready to rule in record time…so he can get back to what’s important: playing toy cars back in his chambers! HILARIOUS!
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Comedy: NBA Star Blake Griffin Gets Lured Into A Van For A ‘Metaphysical Milkshake’ (Video)

For this episode of “Metaphysical Milkshake” – on the “Soul Pancake” channel (YouTube) Rainn Wilson lures Blake Griffin (of the NBA’s Los Angeles Clippers) into the back of his van to talk about knee surgery, Blake’s childhood, and whatever the hell else! Hahaaaa! Rainn Wilson is hilarious (and Blake keeps up)!
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Comedy: Diaries Of A Bathroom Attendant (Video)

Some might say this is a waste of a job but from the get go of this video we hear the declaration… “Okay let’s make this clear i am a Bathroom Attendant”. This was inspired by a segment on the Rickey Smiley Morning Show and all the jokes are seriously funny especially, “Fellas watch out for the Do-do Daps” and “I don’t tip her because she’s doing God’s work“. -Jah Prince

Directed by: Roger B Stillz.
http://www.rogerbstillz.wordpress.com
Twitter = @Rogerbstillz

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Mike Tyson Speaks On His New Broadway Show On Jimmy Fallon (Video)

Mike Tyson was a guest on the Jimmy Fallon show last week to promote his new Broadway show “Undisputed Truth” produced by Spike Lee. This was rather hilarious exchange between Jimmy Fallon & Iron Mike as they speak upon the first times they’ve met each other & more. The videos take a short moment to load, but the it’s worth the wait. Part two & three of Iron Mike Tyson’s appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon are under the hood below….
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NFL’s Victor Cruz Stops By The ‘Daily Show with Jon Stewart’ (Video)

Like him or love him, Jon Stewart has a regular guy’s understanding of a lot of things…makes him easy for anyone to relate to. Couple that with the outstanding guests his people book for the show – like Victor Cruz – and you’ve got a winner! Peep the interview. In less than six minutes (go ahead and run “The Show” sample in your head; I’ll wait), Jon leads Victor through a talk on going from walk-on-taking-a-shot to still-humble-superstar. Good nuggets about what’s important in life AND in football in there; and the studio and home audience definitely got it. Click and watch so you can get it!
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Wesley Snipes Says Talent Agencies Are Like The ‘Pimp & Ho’ Game (Video)

Back in 2008 Wesley Snipes was fighting his former talent agency UTA over unpaid commissions & in this videotaped deposition obtained by the Hollywood Reporter Wesley stated for the record that the talent agencies are like “Pimps” & the actors are like “Hoe’s”. Hilariously true….if you put it that way Wes. Hahaa!
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