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Stephen Colbert Offers His Own ‘Ballsy’ Challenge To Donald Trump (Video)

By now, you’ve probably heard (and seen video) of Donald Trump’s challenge to Barack Obama: $5 million to any charity the President chooses IF he surrenders his passport and academic records for review by 5 PM on October 31, 2012. Mr. Trump says he will THEN be satisfied.

Well, on The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert issued a counter-challenge to Mr. Trump: $1 million to let him have the satisfaction of ‘dipping his balls’ in Mr. Trump’s mouth! Bwaaahhhaaahahahahahahaaaaa! Do it, Stephen. Put ’em in his mouuutthhhhh!

Hey… it’s for charity. And remember, Mr. Trump, it’s not polite to talk with your mouth full.

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Sean Price as ‘Seanwuar’ Interviews Pharoahe Monch (Video)

The influence of Hip-Hop’s nerdy eclectic Nardwuar in Hip-Hop is undeniable. Hahahaaaaa! Sean Price goes in as ‘Seanwuar’ – interviewing Pharoahe Monch in Brownsville, Brooklyn, NY, USA before a gig. Great stuff! Enjoy.

And don’t forget that Sean Price album “Mic Tyson” (due out October 30, 2012).

PRE-ORDER: SEAN PRICE – MIC TYSON (ALBUM)
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Comedy: Movie 43 (Movie Trailer) [NSFW]

This raunchy comedy film – “Movie 43” – is going to be CRAZY… and hopefully just as hilarious! Just how raunchy can ‘raunchy’ get? Well, the movie trailer above was released as the ‘green’ version (e.g. okay for general viewing). The RED version is included after the jump… and is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

The film will consist of several vignettes whose characters’ lives intertwine – including a couple of parents (played by Liev Schrieber and Naomi Watts) who give their home-schooled son the ‘real high school experience’… a couple (played by Anna Faris and Chris Pratt) thinking about introducing bathroom nastiness into their sex lives… and a basketball coach (played Terence Howard) who struggles to convince his all-black team that they can beat the all-white opposing team.

Oh… and Halle Berry is in the movie, too. Yeah…

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Comedy: President Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney Rap Battle (Video)

Wowww! That beat knocks… and former Governor ‘Mitt Romney’ knocks President ‘Barack Obama’ in the video above. Are you going to take that ‘Mr. President’? He took a shot at wifey – First Lady Michelle! Get him, Prez. The streets iz watchin’! Well… the U.S. is watching… okay, we are watching the video above right now! Enjoy the Epic Rap Battle – Obama vs. Romney. Touch mics… LET’S GO!

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Politics/Comedy: Jon Stewart Calls Bullsh** on Paul Ryan’s Budget Plan (Video)

Trust them. Republican candidates for U.S. President and Vice President, former Governor Mitt Romney and Representative Paul Ryan, have a budget plan. What’s that? You want details and numbers? Come on, we don’t have time for them to explain his numbers. Just trust that Mr. Ryan has run them, and they are sound. Sound good?

Well, on The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart more than implied that that sounds… smells… like BULL-to-the-SHI… er… MALARKEY (as Vice President Joe Biden said)! Do you, American citizen, trust – without any disclosure or independent review of the numbers – that the Romney/Ryan budget will do all that they promise? DON’T! Take a lesson from history… and the video above.

(Oh, and by the way, ‘that guy’ did win. Watch the video.)

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Comedy: Stephen Colbert Gets Deep Into ‘Vagina’ (Video)

Okay, that title doesn’t read right. See, Naomi Wolf has this vagina… I mean she has this book… “Vagina”… and Naomi Wolf’s “Vagina” is good! And she talks with Stephen Colbert, who gets into it with her (deep). The book… It explores low sexual desire among women, anatomy of the vagina, and America’s outdated views on sex. Good video. As good as “Vagina”… the book.

(Oookaaayy, the views expressed in this post are mine… yada yada yada. Hahahaaaa! Don’t want y’all pinning my perversion on JayForce.)

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Comedy: Aziz Ansari Talks About Having Sex With White Girls On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ (Video)


Azia Ansari talks about having sex with white girls…celebrating our civil rights achievements. Hilarious!! Watch this clip. And remember, get in a few pumps for civil rights for all! Hahahahaaaaaaa! Oh, there was something about a trip to Australia, too…
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Comedy: Internets Celebrities Investigate ‘Cuffing Season’ (Video)

Yoooo! Never had a name for it…until now! Cuffing Season! Hahaaaa. It’s getting chilly out there folks, now that the Fall is upon us here in the States. The popular belief is that folks are finding – and holding onto – that special someone these days…at least to keep warm through Fall and Winter. Internets Celebrities (Dallas Penn and Rafi Kam) aim to test Cuffing Season theory. Here’s what the team had to say:

‘The hot “skin was showing” summer was Jumpoff Season, with casual hookups as far as the eye could see. But as summer winds down to a close, it’s in our very nature to begin preparations for the cold months ahead. The high holidays are meant to be spent with loved ones, or at least a warm body. Join the Internets Celebrities on a field assignment to find out if Cuffing Season is real.’

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Comedy: Stephen Colbert Examines How ‘Body Language’ Is Important In The U.S. Presidential Debate (Video)

Stephen Colbert kills me! Comedy Central’s resident “conservative” declares that while United States Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney ‘distance[d] himself from everything he said on the campaign trail’… ‘it worked, so f##k it!’ Hahahaaaaa! But there were more important criteria than stuff like ‘facts’ or ‘consistency’ on which we should judge debate performance (says Colbert). We should be looking at Romney’s and President Barack Obama’s body language. So, in this clip, we do. Hilarious stuff. Can’t wait until the U.S. Vice Presidential debate and the other Presidential debates for more serious stuff. But for now… more laughter. Click play above. You’ll see…

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Jon Stewart to President Obama via ‘The Daily Show’: Wake Up! (Video)

Okay, so President Obama did NOT have his best showing at the first of the 2012 Presidential Debates. Sure, moderator Jim Lehrer could have been more assertive – to wrest control of the event back from Mitt Romney (who was obviously the most confident and aggressive on stage) AND from the President. Yes, yes… all true… unfortunately. But that doesn’t mean that we cannot count on Jon Stewart to help us laugh about it. Be clear though: As Jon is so skilled at doing, he makes a serious point in the midst of his comical barrage. He made it directly to the President in his own Samuel Jackson-ish” way… He… well, just watch.

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Sesame Street: Boardwalk Empire (Video)

HBO’s Boardwalk Empire is my favorite show on television these days. The popularity of the show has even the characters of Sesame Street parodying the 1920s gangster series set in Atlantic City. Check out this kid friendly version of Boardwalk Empire called “Birdwalk Empire” featuring characters such as Nucky Ducky Thompson & “Clucky” Luciano. . At least this particular parody is waaaaay more toned down than the high-powered gangsta of M.O.P.’s ‘Ante Up’ Sesame Street clip below…..
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LovePalz: New Smart Phone Sex Device Goes Virtually Hi-Tech (Video)

Yes! Yes! YES! Get your phone jone on folks! Haha! I might be wrong for tagging this ‘comedy’ because… mark my words… SOMEBODY will be hoping to use this ‘technology’… A.S.A.P.! The video presents the LovePalz concept – a smartphone operated virtual sex device which allows you to have sex with a partner over the phone. Shout out to Broccoli City for the perfect set of ‘instructions’ to accompany this video:

‘To use the Palz a man puts his thing in a thing and a woman puts a thing in her thing and the technology mimics the same speed, or not, because who’s counting.’

Hey… if you think you can take it… watch the video. Had me cracking up!
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Comedy: Samuel L. Jackson Says “Wake The F*@k Up” & Vote For President Barack Obama (Video)

Hahaaaa! This is Samuel L. Jackson being SAMUEL L. JACKSON. “Wake the F**k Up” is a new political ad from the Jewish Council for Education & Research, a liberal PAC (Political Action Committee). Hilarious! But it makes the point! The ad was written by Adam Mansbach, the same author behind the satirical children’s book “Go the F**k to Sleep,” for which Jackson did a similarly styled audiobook recording (see the explicit version of the “children’s story” after the jump).
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Chinese Hospitals Introduce New ‘Sperm Extraction’ Machines (Video)

Hahahaaaaaa! GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE! See, I tried to read this with an open mind… for real. Then I realized the article was pulling my… leg… when I got to the part of the writeup that referred to this “technological innovation” for extracting a sperm donation as a “hands-free goo-getting gadget” (WTF)! Science gone silly in this post. Full article linked after the jump. Read it if you want. Take it how you want. But what you want to do now… is click and watch the ‘flick’ above. HILARIOUS!
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Storytime with Jalen Rose: Vince Carter Body Slams NBA Coach (Video)

Found this on ESPNs “Grantland” site. Jalen Rose tells a funny story about Vince Carters final days in Toronto.
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Presidential Face-Off: ‘Obama vs. Romney’ In A Street Fight (Video)


Yeah, we thought that headline would get your attention. I mean… sure we want to select the leader of these United States in a more Democratic way; but don’t you ever wonder who’d win if they got down and threw joints? Well, wonder no more! Hand-to-hand… man-to-man… click play and see who’s last to stand when the candidates debate with a bare-knuckle brawl. Ring the bell, and click to play Part 1 above. The trailer for the Presidential Face-Off series follows after the jump. See how the candidates will go head-up to settle this debate like men.
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Comedy: Hologram Steve Jobs Is Ressurrected To Introduce The iPhone 5 (Video)

No one can truly ever replace Steve Jobs & in this animated iPhone 5 parody we’re reminded of just how much his influence was in every aspect of the company despite Tim Cook being the new head of Apple. In the parody Steve Jobs is resurrected by like Hologram Tupac to let everyone know he’s still here. Yeah…Steve Jobs is still “teabaggin’ Bill Gates from beyond the grave”. Hilarious. Although some people like Apple’s competitors try to downplay the popularity of the new iPhone 5, a prankster in out in the Netherlands proved in the video below that some of those detractors may try ignore it yet they really do want one if given the opportunity.

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Streaker At Baltimore Ravens Vs. New England Patriots Game (Video)

I was watching the game last night where the Baltimore Ravens won an exciting close one over the New England Patriots 31-30. It was an emotional game as Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Torrey Smith helped his team win with 2 touchdown catches despite his little brother being killed in a motorcycle accident less than 24 hours before the start of the game. One thing that happened during the course of the game was a streaker hit the field although the cameras didn’t show it for the national audience. Here’s the video courtest of the Brobible of what took place & considering all the kinetic emotion that was going on in that stadium last night at least this streaker provided some unexpected entertainment to bring attention to a social issue involving kids. Check out Mark Harvey aka the “Baltimore Batman” & his website below….

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Comedy: Stephen Colbert ‘Clarifies’ Mitt Romney’s Position On President Obama’s Supporters (Video)

Hahaaa! Comedy Central’s resident ‘Conservative’ Stephen Colbert goes IN… I mean he ‘helps’ Mitt Romney out of the mess created by this week’s release of video recorded at a private Republican fundraiser in May 2012. Many (read: anyone with functioning eyes and ears) understood the video to be a record of Mitt Romney dismissing President Obama’s supporters as freeloaders and mindless moochers who expect government to provide for all their needs.

Now, what (besides watching the video) would give people that idea? Well, maybe they got it from Mr. Romney himself – stating at a press conference that what folks gathered from the secret video recording is EXACTLY what he meant! The REAL problem is that the message was delivered off-the-cuff; not as eloquently as it should have been stated. Well, Stephen Colbert has stepped in to save the day – redelivering the message in a ‘refined’ manner worthy of the Romney candidacy. Take a look at this Colbert Report clip… and TRY not to laugh. Stephen is a fool. Hilarious!

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Comedy: Snoop Dogg Endorses President Barack Obama (Video)

Snoop Dogg aka Snoop Lion threw his celebrity endorsement behind President Barack Obama in a recent press conference that was highlighted on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Needless to say any endorsement from Snoop Dogg is going to have a significant amount of hilarity to it. Hahahaaa!!!
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