Comedy
U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson Needed Room at the White House To Let His ‘Nuts Hang’ (Audio)
January 28, 2013
Every man needs pants. Every man needs room in his pants. That’s how we order ’em… with room… preferably EXTRA room for comfort when carrying money and such. President Lyndon B. Johnson, being a man, was no different. He needed room in his pants – for his money, for his KNIFE, and for his NUTS! Hahahahaaaaaa!
Listen closely. Was that a big belch? Haaa! Man, the Prez was rough cut back in the day. Joe Haggar tailor-made slacks – cut for Presidential comfort since the 1960s.
(And yes, that really is the President’s voice, a recording off the White House phone line.)
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Tags: deez nutz, down where your nuts hang, Haggar, Joe Haggar, LBJ, Lyndon B. Johnson, Lyndon Johnson, Lyndon Johnson tapes, nuts, President, slacks, U.S., United States | 
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Man Finds iPhone Thief Using New School App Then Gives Him An Old School Beatdown (Video)
January 11, 2013
WOWWWW! Okay, DON’T take things that do not belong to you. Dude should have known better. He does now, after catching a fresh ass whuppin behind that. Now, imagine if that fight was over an iPhone5. Damn. Guess it was that serious to him. Finding a smartphone thief and beating him down in a video… There’s an app for that? Yeah. It’s called Find My iPhone. Watch the news video above. Extended video of the incident below.
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Bill Cosby Being ‘Himself’ With Jimmy Fallon and The Roots (Video)
January 8, 2013
You know, I’ve seen so much video of Bill Cosby in serious activist mode… I almost forgot how funny he could be. By the way, ‘Bill Cosby Himself‘ is one of the three funniest stand-up comedy specials of all time. Just saying. The ‘Dad is Great…’ bit The Roots does here comes straight from that Cosby stand-up back in the day.
Above is part 1 of the first King of Must-See TV on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon… clowning with the host and Late Night’s Greatest Band, The Roots. Hahahaaaa! Check out part 2 after the jump (where the antics continue). So… is it like that in Philly for real JayForce?
(BONUS: I embedded a YouTube of ‘Bill Cosby Himself’ after the jump. Check it out. And you’re welcome!)
– @ojones1
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Comedy: Trey Moe Breaks Down The “5 Friends Every Girl Has” (Video)
January 8, 2013
Inspector Gadget B!tch, B!tch Please B!tch, Babysitter B!tch, Bestie B!tch, and The Gay Friend… the Trey Moe Ratchet Starting Five! Hilarious video from Trey Moe. Keep an eye on this comedic YouTuber. He’ll end up writing or starring on somebody’s sitcom set. Bet that! Above is a webisode of his he calls “5 Friends Every Girl Has.” Follow dude at @TreyMoeShow and subscribe to his YouTube channel. You’ll be glad you did.
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Comedy: Trinidad Jerome – “All Gold Everything Remix” (Video)
December 20, 2012
With everyone clowning on Atlanta rapper Trinidad James’s growing hit record “All Gold Everything” song & video I’m not surprised this comedic video showcasing the similarities between Trinidad James & Martin Lawrence’s “Romie Rome” character from his television show didn’t surface sooner! Straight hilarious! Awwwwwww n*gga n*gga n*gga! Hahaaa!
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Comedy: How Sean Price Stole Christmas (Video)
December 11, 2012
“Watch rapper Sean “The Grinch” Price wreak havoc on Christmas in the only way he can, and — spoiler alert — swiping gifts from under the tree is hardly the worst offense.” Sean P’s new bangin’ album “Mic Tyson” is out now on Duck Down Music! Hahaaaaa!!! Click on the artwork or click the link below to watch the video…
Directed & Animated by Kimson Albert
Concept by @DruHa
Song produced by @Khrysis
Follow Sean Price at @SeanMandela
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Comedy: Freeway’s Manbeard Lotion Infomercial (Video)
December 11, 2012
Freeway is not only one of Philly’s most notable emcees, but he’s also a true business man who uses the products he pitches. Having one of the most notable beards in the entertainment industry, Freeway releases this informercial for his brand new ‘Manbeard Lotion’. So while you’re listening to Freeway’s new album Diamond In The Ruff that’s out now, you need to also cop yourself some of that sheen for you face. So what are you waiting for?! Sales representatives over at Eric’s World TV are standing by the phones now!
DOWNLOAD: FREEWAY – DIAMOND IN THE RUFF (ALBUM)
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Comedy: Straight Men Respond To Gay Men Who Threaten To Marry Their Girlfriends (Video)
December 10, 2012
This video is a response video to a viral clip of gay men threatening to steal & marry straight men’s girlfriends. Although many gay men & women have plenty in common that ridiculous idea would backfire like crazy. I would say this comedic skit accurately breaks down how most heterosexual men feel about these so-called ‘threats’. What makes this clip so funny is many of the points made in this video are true. Hahaaaa! “Marry our girlfriends, ’cause we’re not going to.” (Side note: Best line of the vid: ‘Mother…f#cking…STEAKS!’ Watch for it.)
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Comedy: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Parody (Video)
December 5, 2012
This is the most I’ve watched of that minstrel television show Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. I just flat out refuse to watch that garbage show, but I have to agree with The Roots’ Questlove who mentioned via his twitter page that it’s safe to assume this comedic spoof is what the show is really all about. Check out this comedic spoof of the TV show Love & Hip Hop Atlanta starring Miguel Nunez, Verne “Mini Me” Troyer, Lunell, Essence Atkins, Buck Wild, Reginald “Bra Man” Ballard & many more directed by Devin Hampton.
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Alicia Keys Loves Her Some ‘Gummi Bears’ (Video)
November 26, 2012
Who doesn’t love Alicia Keys? As she performs her soulful rendition of the theme to the 1990s cartoon ‘Adventures of the Gummi Bears’ on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, you kind of want to laugh… but you’re kind of saying to yourself… ‘Alicia knows she can sing anything!’
On top of that, she is just that damn fine. You can laugh though. Alicia won’t be offended… mainly because she won’t find out that you did. At least, not from us. Hahaaaaa.
– Ojones1
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Posted in Comedy, Performance, Television, Videos | Tags: 1990, Adventures of the Gummi Bears, Alicia Keys, cartoon, Jimmy Fallon, Late Night, theme | No Comments »
Eddie Murphy ‘One Night Only’ Spike TV Tribute Special (Video)
November 23, 2012
Spike TV recently aired a 90-minute Eddie Murphy tribute special, “One Night Only.” Jamie Foxx, Arsenio Hall, Tracey Morgan, Chris Rock, Keenan Ivory Wayans, and even Stevie Wonder and The Roots lent star power and talent to make the event even more major. You likely heard the buzz across the Internet. Well, if you have not watched the joint yet, you can right here!
WATCH: EDDIE MURPHY ‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ VIA SPIKE TV (VIDEO)
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Basketball Great Jalen Rose Reveals His “Dark Alley Fab Five” (Video)
November 21, 2012
Former NBA great Jalen Rose runs down the five guys he’d want with him if and when sh!t got real in a dark alley. As a member of Michigan’s Fab Five – one of the college basketball squads NOBODY was messing with back in the day – Jalen is ‘uniquely qualified’ to pick a team of five that no one is messing with in a myriad of areas… even a dark alley! Hilarious! Another great ‘Jalen Rose Report’ for the Grantland Channel. Check it out.
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Devin The Dude x Coughee Brothaz – “We Get High” (Video)
November 16, 2012
How high can one get? Don’t ask! At least, don’t ask Devin The Dude and Coughee Brothaz. Above is their music video for “We Get High,” the first single off the soundtrack to Devin’s new film “Highway.” (co-starring Lil Duvall, Eddie Griffin, and Keith David).
Yeah… I think you get the gist of what’s going on with Devin, this track, and this movie. Ohhh yeaahhh. Hahaaaa! The movie soundtrack is available now via iTunes.
Posted in Comedy, Film, Hip-Hop, Music, Videos | Tags: Coughee Brothaz, Devin The Dude, Highway, Soundtrack, We Get High | No Comments »
‘Crouching Tiger’ Better Watch Out for ‘Dragon Baby’ (Video)
November 15, 2012
Hilarious AND awesome at the same damn time! A buddy of mine dropped a link to my inbox. I watched and had to hunt for a Dragon Baby version to share with the masses. What better place to do that than JayForce.com, right? That’s right! Maaannn. Click play, and be ready to chuckle and be amazed Dragon Style!
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Will Ferrell Will Do Anything To Get You To Vote For President Obama (Video)
November 5, 2012
Actor & comedian Will Ferrell never ceases to get more than a few laughs out of me even when dealing with situations as serious as this very close 2012 Presidential Election. Clearly President Barack Obama is the best candidate with a shot to win at this time in my opinion. It’s apparent that Will Ferrell feels the same & wants to make sure you laugh your ass to the polls on November 6th & re-elect the President for a 2nd term.
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Storytime With Jalen Rose: Stealing Patrick Ewing’s Television (Video)
November 5, 2012
I’m enjoying these little known NBA stories that Jalen Rose has been dropping! They’re downright hilarious for multiple reasons from the mischievous way he tells them to all the compounding & humorous elements that take place each step of the way. In this particular segment, the former NBA star & current basketball analyst speaks about a time he had a little beef with Patrick Ewing when his ‘Detroit Instincts’ kicked it to get the better of the New York Knicks big man. Purrrrre hilarity.
“Jalen Rose and Patrick Ewing never liked each other, so Jalen stole Patrick Ewing’s television. Not just any television either – a television with a VCR attachment.” – Grantland
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Comedy: Chris Rock – “Message To White Voters” (Video)
November 5, 2012
Chris Rock records and drops a ‘special message’ on Jimmy Kimmel Live: White voters, if you’re looking to vote for the white candidate, Barry is a guy you can trust…He’s whiter than Snooki, ‘The Tanning Mom,’ and Tara Reid! Hahahaaaa! So vote to re-elect ‘Barry’ (Barack) Obama for U.S. President. Also if you have time check out this interesting article below by Tom Scocca of SLATE.COM addressing why some white people will refuse to vote for Obama even against their own best interests.
READ: WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE THINK ROMNEY SHOULD BE PRESIDENT?
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Comedy: Jalen Rose Says He Was Hazed By Dikembe Mutombo (Video)
November 5, 2012
Another story from Jalen Rose: He explains (above) how NBA rookies get hazed. Sharing one of his own hazing stories, Rose recounts when he was sent to make a late night drugstore run for Dikembe Mutombo for “adult supplies.” Hahahaaaaa! That “cookie man” voice Rose uses in imitating Mutombo cracks me up!
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Comedy: The Joy of Painting with ‘Sean Ross’ Price (Video)
November 2, 2012
‘Beat the hell out of that brush. Love it… flip it…slap it around!’ Hahahahaaaaaa! Sean Price is a fool! This time he’s channeling Bob Ross from the old PBS television show, “The Joy of Painting” (and killing it)! Check out the abstract art by ‘Sean Ross’ in the video above. By the way… ‘Can you see the crack?’
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Sean Price Reporting Live From Hurricane Sandy (Video)
October 31, 2012
Sean Price cannot help it! Dude goes IN like the U.S. Postal Service…neither rain nor sleet nor dark of night will keep Price from reporting on what’s important. On Canarsie Pier in Brooklyn, NY, Sean reports… that nothing would delay the release of his album “Mic Tyson!” Promise kept. Here it is.
SEAN PRICE – MIC TYSON (ITUNES)
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