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Comedy: The Lonely Island – “Diaper Money” (Video)

Hilarious spoof group The Lonely Island got that “Diaper Money” (and that wife p*ssy… and that grave plot) cause they’re grown ass men! Definitely a different look at bling – for the stereotypical middle-class suburbanite. The Lonely Island has an entire LP of stuff like this coming out June 11, 2013. You can pre-order now.

THE LONELY ISLAND – DIAPER MONEY | THE WACK ALBUM (PRE-ORDER)

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Comedy: DL Hughley Lobbies To ‘Save the Black Man’ With a Celebrity PSA and More (Video)

A witty public service announcement ‘directed’ by DL Hughley, featured on ‘The Endangered List’ – his special on Comedy Central. Dennis Haysbert, Clay Aiken, Howie Mandel, and Jennifer Tilly star in this PSA to Save the Black Man. Have you seen ‘The Endangered List’? It’s funny… but it’s true. Check out some clips from the special after the jump.

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Comedy: Michael Jordan’s Wedding (Video)

NBC’s Saturday Night Live takes a shot at the recent high-cost, high society wedding of NBA great Michael Jordan to Yvette Prieto. The main ‘shooters’… Jason Sudeikis and guest host Zach Galifianakis played jugglers (Lee and Leslie Ocean from ‘Objects in Motion’) hired to perform at Jordan’s reception. Comedy ensues… with the two (and other ‘wedding guests’) poking fun at the newlyweds in the sketch clip above. Hilarious! Especially the ‘Dikembe Mutombo speech.’

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Jalen Rose Explains How NBA Players Keep Wives & Girlfriends Separated At Games (Video)

Most of us have never lived the life of an NBA basketball star & its rare when you get some truly candid insight into the stuff that’s rarely ever talked about unless you speak to some of the players personally. (I’ve heard many interesting first-hand stories from NFL & NBA players I must say). While speaking with Bill Simmons on the Grantland podcast, former NBA star & current analyst Jalen Rose spoke on all the distractions that go on for NBA players. It goes without saying that some of the problems revolve around women. No matter the classification be it “wives”, “girlfriends”, “jump-offs”, or “road kill” they can all be uncomfortable distractions if you don’t know the rules & juggle them right. Hahaaaaa!
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Jarren Benton – “The Basement Interview Pt. 1” feat. Jarren Benton’s Grandma (Video)

Jarren Benton. His grandmother. Some liquor and a rifle. What is this? Hilarious! Check out “The Basement Interview Pt. 1” above to get some insight on Jarren’s album… along with his childhood and relationship with his gram-gram.

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Comedy: How to Shoot a Gun (Video)

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

– United States Constitution, Amendment II

Yeah, yeah. All that ‘right to bear arms’ stuff I get. I also get that we need regulation and training for guns and gun ownership. True. And it takes special skill to shoot… like a gangsta! If only there was training to acquire this skill. Well, take a look at the ‘training video’ above and consider your wish granted.

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’ on ‘Fair Play’ in the NCAA (Video)

Aasif Mandvi (staff ‘reporter’ on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart) sticks it to the NCAA… in a comical way, of course. Jon Stewart’s show is about comedy first; but a lot of what’s funny on the show is true… REALLY true! Especially on this episode clip. C’mon now. You don’t think the NCAA really cares about the athletes, do you? Sure, they care about the athletes’… ability to put butts in seats, to put eyes on tubes, to put video games in kids’ XBox console… to make dollar$$$! But not about the athletes themselves. Not for real. Just watch the vid. Get ’em Aasif!

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Comedy: Adam Sandler Explains On ‘Conan’ About How He’s Obsessed With Seeing Shaq’s Junk (Video)

Watch this interview clip of Adam Sandler appearing on Conan. Just to see. Then watch it again, and see where his hands are most of the video! I’m just saying. Sandler is kinda obsessed. But at least he put Shaq in his movie “Grown Ups 2.” Time to pay up Diesel… hit the showers. Hahaaa!

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Comedy: Bill Cosby Shakes His ‘Skankin’ Azz With The Help Of ‘The Roots’ On ‘Jimmy Fallon’ (Video)

Above: Check Bill Cosby’s footwork. Haaa! He’s skanking to Black Uhuru‘s classic song “Sponji Reggae,” as played by The Roots for his walk-out music for his appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. The Roots actually choose the piece because of its use on a classic episode of The Cosby Show. Dr. Coz goes in on the jig! Watch and chuckle.
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WTF Video Of The Day: Dog Rocks To The Geto Boys Classic ‘Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta’ (Video)

I follow writer Byron Crawford on twitter & when I saw him post this video up on the web of a dog rocking to the Geto Boys 1992 hip hop classic ‘Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta’ not only did I laugh at this joint but I replayed it several times over. Maybe this dog was a hip hop head in the 90s in his former life who just so happened to come back as a dog.
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Miami Heat Does The Harlem Shake (Video)


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Snoop Presents His New Game Show ‘The Dime Of The Month’ (Video)

Check out Snoop’s brand new game show… yeah… It’s called “Dime of the Month!” The host, Rebecca Prince, is sassy and sexy her damn self; and the show features all-star judges Bishop Don Magic Juan, Lil Debbie, and Hits From the Streets. Hilarious and hot. Look.
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Comedy: Jesus Christ Is My N*gga (Video)

We labeled this video as “Comedy” but from what we’re told this is a real reverend trying to appeal to the youth. WTF?! Hilarious & sad….. #AtTheSameDamnTime
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Comedy: Stacey Dash Masturbating, Smoking Weed, and More in Her New Series Debut (Video)

Stacey Dash … mm mm mm. She might’ve lost some fans over her politics; but she is still sexy. And don’t forget, funny! ‘Stacey Dash Is Normal’ is her new video series, and this first episode (above) is called ‘The Dip.’ Stacey gets kinda spacey during the course of her daughter’s birthday… as she was not invited to the celebration… fumbles her way into some masturbation… and some “elevation.”

…and *ish like that. Yeah. Watch.

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Comedy: Tracy Morgan, Chico Divine, and All ‘Their’ Craziness (Video)

Tracy Morgan is a fool! Cousin Sal and Bill Simmons of the Grantland Network have Tracy talking about his alter ego, Chico Divine, and being naked in Jimmy Kimmel’s green room, AND about getting kicked out of Prince’s house! There’s nearly a half-hour of good video here… covering much more, too!

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Comedy: Valentine’s Day Wisdom from Zeus – STAY IN YOUR LANE! (Video)

Hilarious! Sloppy-toppy… butt tax… wowwww! ‘Packages’ offered at Zeus’ Agency are CRAZY! But… the funny skit kinda reveals truth. Zeus is just trying to give good advice in time for Valentine’s Day. You know, like a good neighbor. Hahahaaaaa!

So, the message is simple: Don’t mess up your relationship by acting up. Know your role, and stay in your lane!

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Comedy: Tommy Davidson Serving ‘Chocolate Sundaes’ (Trailer)

‘What’s Black and White…and 100% hilarious?” ‘Chocolate Sundaes’ sketch comedy… hosted by Tommy Davidson (one of the ‘In Living Color’ core cast members back in the day)! Showtime better do right by this show! That’s all I’m saying. It premiered last night, but will run all month long (according to the trailer above).

The first 10 seconds… I was hooked! Watch.

@ojones1

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See, What Had Happened… ‘Jesus’ Was Driving… Attacked a Lady… and Kai Went ‘SMASH!’ (Video)

Bruce Banner the military scientist goes beast mode in Marvel Comics like, “Hulk, SMASH!” and saves the day by wrecking sh!t. Well… Kai the homeless hitchhiker saves a woman from being attacked by a crazy dude who thought he was Jesus by grabbing a hatchet and going “SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!” on him. This is hilarious… and heroic… at the same time. Watch the video interview with our hitchhiking hero Kai above.

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Comedy: ‘Django’ Guilt – Black People’s Two-Week Pass (Video)

The Official Comedy channel on YouTube has identified a social phenomenon that kicks in every time a movie like ‘Roots’ or ‘Django’ comes out – ‘Django’ Guilt. When guilty-feeling White people feel obliged to overcompensate for the wrongs done to Black people, as revealed to them by the latest movie along that injustice theme. But caution, Black people: The be-nice-to-those-poor-people window is only two weeks. In the meantime, go nuts… speed, weed, whatever you need. Do that *ish while guilty feeling White people pardon you. But when time’s up…

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Comedy: ‘Saturday Night Live’ Spoofs Retiring Baltimore Ravens Linebacker Ray Lewis (Video)

‘Parodies like this [hilarious Saturday Night Live skit] just prove that [Ray] Lewis is one of the most beloved characters in the NFL, and it will be tough to see him go—win or lose—after the Super Bowl. He’s a one-of-a-kind player and person and will be missed upon his retirement.’

– Alex Kay, BleacherReport.com
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