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Comedy: Hitler Responds To Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Control’ Verse (Video)

The chatter surrounding Kendrick Lamar’s verse on Big Sean’s “Control” record with Jay Electronica has been slowing but the responses are just coming in. Ironically Hitler was the first to vent his frustration with many rapper’s delays in striking back back at the self-proclaimed new King Of NY. Hilarious.

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Comedy: NFL QB Brothers Peyton & Eli Manning Debut Hilarious New Video For ‘Football On Your Phone’ (Video)

Yeah! Rap with a message. Even the NFL’s Peyton and Eli Manning know it is important to have a message within the music. “It’s football on your phone.” How’s that for a message?

Hahaaaa! The Manning boys are flow-nomenal (and funny) in this one… even getting their dad (Archie) in this crazy DirecTV’s NFL Sunday commercial.

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Comedy: Stephen Colbert ‘Gets Lucky’ Performing Daft Punk’s Hit (Video)


Stephen colbert invite Hugh Laurie et Matt… by oh-my-magSo that’s the word: The French dance music duo Daft Punk cancels on their Colbert Report appearance – citing as the reason a prior arrangement to do no live performances for the MTV/Viacom associated networks before MTV’s VMA Awards. But so what??!! Host Stephen Colbert does his own star-studded “Get Lucky” music video/performance/dancefest for his ColbChella ‘013… and it will be one of the most enjoyable clips you will watch this week!

(Actually, the Daft Punk guys may not have even been scheduled for the show… so don’t hold any grudges for them. But DO enjoy the above clip… thoroughly!)

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Action Bronson Performs For A UK Retirement Home (Video)

“And now I’m gonna hand out Chocolates…” Hahahaaaa!!!!

Noisey UK, a VICE channel, arranged a surprise visit and PERFORMANCE for St. Hilda’s senior living facility…from Action Bronson! So, of course, he dropped that hot “Strictly 4 My Jeeps” on them.

Stop laughing. If you can… but several in the audience liked the beard. And (if you ask Bronson) he rocked that show! Forget Coachella… St. Hilda’s is the venue!

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Comedy: Addicted To Twerking (Video)

Might have to check out Stevie TV sometime… maybe… maybe not. But this ‘Twerking Intervention’ is hilarious. Check it out and have a laugh for yourself.

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The Word: ‘Color-Bind’ on The Colbert Report (Video)

President Obama takes the first step in racial dialogue by discussing how it feels to be in a room full of White people who are scared of him.’

– The Colbert Report

Oh, Fox News! Only you would take serious commentary on being Black in America and dismiss the conversation as frivolous. Guess good ole boys will be good ole boys. Right, Bill O’Reilly? Bernard Goldberg? Actually reporting that questions on race are moot because [odds are] Black people are the ones committing violent crimes. Wowwww.

Don’t get mad though folks. Stephen Colbert hits ’em in the head with the brilliant/hilarious skit (above) about black men and racism. Have a chuckle at the Fox chuckle-heads’ expense.

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Snoop Dogg and Larry King on GNN (Video)

The king of issues commentary and talk meets the king of ‘herbal medicine’ and West coast flow meet on the GGN set. For a once in a lifetime taping, Snoop helps Larry find with the art of emceeing… putting rhymes into the mic on camera! Plus: the weather, with Thunderclaps!

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The ESPYS: Comedian Jay Pharaoh As ‘Jay-Z The Sports Agent’ (Video)

If you missed the ESPY awards two nights ago then you probably missed this hilarious skit by comedian Jay Pharoah as he impersonates Jay Z ‘The Sports Agent’. Many people are not happy with the idea of Jay Z becoming a sports agent like rival agent Scott Boras with whom Jay Z took a shot at in a song on his new album. Those individuals wary about Jay Z entering into the sports world representing athletes may love this skit because it addresses the elephant in the room about people’s feelings on Jay Z guiding these athlete’s careers.  Even Master P spoke with some caution when he recently elaborated on Jay Z’s move into the sports management business & how he may need to be fully prepared.  Many of those unspoken issues were unveiled in this comedic skit by comedian Jay Pharoah at the ESPY awards that found some in the audience, who may or may not be doing business with Jay Z, not laughing at. In fact, even NY Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz, who is represented by Jay Z’s Roc Nation Sports, is now unhappy after the ink was dry from signing his new contract with the Giants because he realized that he was underpaid for what he was really worth. According to some sports talk radio reports his former agent allegedly stated he could have gotten him more but he chose to go with Roc Nation Sports. Big business politics aside, Jay Pharoah’s skit is hilarious. Only 1 or 2 comedians can do a great job on the Sean Carter impressions Like Aaries Spears.

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Comedy: Guy Pranks Ice Cream Truck Patrons by Only Selling Healthy Snacks (Video)

‘I got broccoli and apples left. That’s it.’

‘That’s false advertisement!’

Wow! America wants its cool treats creamy and sweet… or else they will be upset… enough to cuss! Check out this ice cream truck guy trying to do his part to get his customers to make healthier food choices. It’s a joke, folks! Take it easy.

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Comedy: What Men Wanna Say (Video)

Charlamagne Tha God… da** fool! This clip is hilarious… sprinkled with a good amount of truth though. Ladies and gentlemen. Watch this Power 105 skit and learn.

‘…I think you’re a nice girl. The box was kinda cool…’

Wow.

@ojones1

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100-Year Old Woman Is Possessed By ‘D!ck’ In News Interview (Video)

“How’s ya d!ck hangin’?”

Bwahaahaa! Of course that’s how a 100-year-old grandma would start interview with the TV REPORTER! And, of course, she would finish by asking the young man, “How big is yours?” What was the conversation like between? You may have your guesses; but I dare you to watch the clip above and see for yourself!

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Comedy: Deon Cole Goes Undercover To Expose Trend of ‘Black Folks Talking White’ At Work (Video)

Deon Cole is a fool! Check out his workplace ‘investigation’ on the trend of Black folks talking white at work. Quinoa? Really… Got to get his friend to an intervention. Fast!

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Comedy: Words From Big Sean’s Mother On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ (Video)

Hilarious! Big Sean’s mom reads from her son’s popular rhythmic American poem “A$$, A$$, A$$” “Dance” on a segment dubbed “Words from Your Mother” on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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Pawn Stars’ Chumlee and Sean Price Haggle… Over a Potato (Video)

So Sean Price walks into a pawn shop with a potato one day. Funny story. He actually has a video for it.

Sean Price visits The World Famous Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas, home of the History Channel’s “Pawn Stars.” At the shop, he attempts to pawn a historic potato that he values at six-figures.’

Hilarious!

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Fatman Scoop ‘Hits the Floor’ to Party in Lebanon. YOLO! (Video)

Damn! Talk about ball ’til you fall. More like wild out until you fall out. Laugh with Fatman Scoop as he starts the party… then hits the floor… and yet… the party don’t stop. Now, that’s a DJ!

‘I hope somebody caught that on video, because I need that for my f#cking website!’

Fatman Scoop

Scoop is Scoop worldwide. Fun even in folly. Check out the hilarious clip.

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Jalen Rose On Partying With King James and the Miami Heat (Video)

This year, the Miami Heat started from the TOP and now they’re here… celebrate back-to-back championships. Check out the video with Jalen Rose as he talks about partying with Lebron James and the Miami Heat. Popping bottles and VIP everywhere (champagne campaign)… sure. Lebron, D. Wade, and Drake… they were there sure. But watch and listen as Jalen gives some ‘real’ party review gold here! Of course, ‘Bron was rocking the gold grill… OF COURSE! Hahaa.

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Comedy: Getting Posterized Is Just ‘Nuts’ (Video)

Some people say Boost Mobile went too far with this one. And we like to call those people WRONG! This ‘Junk Dunk’ commercial is HILARIOUS! Dare I say ‘nuts’! Bwahahahaaaaa!! I could describe the action, but why would I ruin it for you? Just click play.

@ojones1

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Comedy: NBC News’ Brian Williams ‘Raps’ a Snoop Dogg Verse On ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ (Video)

‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon keeps coming up with visual nuggets of joy for us. In this short, Fallon plays a mashup of NBC News anchor Brian Williams’ clips – edited to string together audio that ‘raps’ a portion of Snoop Dogg’s verse from Dr. Dre’s “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang” from back in the day.

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Say Grace For The Pum Pum (Video)

ANOTHER hilarious video from Roger B, ‘A Cunnilingus Prayer’ covers healthy behavior of adults and how men need additional protection from the most high! Eating aka nyam-ing and the stigma facing Caribbean men/women is still a personal choice and this just adds to the jokes DJ, selectors and bloggers will chat-bout for the rest of the summer, however could this become the norm?

Follow on Instagram @Rogerbstillz & @jayrechani

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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During An Interview For His Upcoming Film ‘Now You See Me’ (Video)

Now You See - Caine with Freeman noddingBefore you tell someone how tired you are on your grind, maybe you should watch this. This is a clip of the promo work being put in by respected actors Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman for their new film “Now You See Me.” Now, you must watch, and listen, to the very end. Halfway through, Mr. Freeman succumbs to fatigue for just a bit. Mr. Caine carries on with the interview, continuing discussion on the magic tricks that were part of the film. Then, as the video feed switches back to film footage, you can hear Freeman shaking off the morning fatigue to push through to the end of what was probably a long press junket. How can we know? Well, right at the end, you can hear audio of an exasperated Caine asking, “Is this the last one?”

These legends of film are still working this hard. Now, how tired are you again? Maybe they should name this new movie ‘Now You See Me Sleeping’.

UPDATE: Morgan Freeman issues a hilarious response to the infamous video below

“Regarding my recent interview, I wasn’t actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids and I was merely taking the opportunity to update my Facebook page.”Morgan Freeman

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