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Comedy: Good Things Come In Small Packages… Too Small To Drive Though (Video)

We are NOT doing ‘Asian driver’ jokes now. We have more than enough SHORT jokes for Jenny to get janked with. Hahaaa! But first, business… how sexy is Jenny Babas for real though? So sexy that you would risk your life and limbs (quite literally) letting her ‘fun sized’ self drive your truck with the extended size cab?? Probably…

So yeah, she is THAT sexy!

Upside: She gets the excitement of driving, while you get the ‘excitement’ of having her excited azz sitting on your lap (as a booster pillow) the whole time. Whole time… Jenny would have to learn to drive a stick if it were my vehicle.

Too far? Yes, no? Don’t really care. I am NOT taking it back. Yeezus WEST she is gorgeous!

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– @ojones1

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Food: Martin Lawrence Chefs Up Some Of His ‘Famous Salmon’ (Video)

If you want a gut like this… That’s a meal!

What is it with comedians cooking nowadays? We posted ‘Pops’ Witherspoon (RIP) on here cooking up some Gumbo… Now, we get something delicious from Marty Mar!

And we know it’s delicious because his ‘taste tester’ tells us so (wink). Enjoy your meal, family and friends… today and every day #GiveThanks

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘No Activity’ Returns To CBS All Access (Series Trailer)

Been meaning to catch up on shows I have not made time for. But I did not even know about ‘No Activity’ though. Looks hilarious! Might have even more to binge… besides turkey sandwiches and dessert later #GiveThanks

@ojones1

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Comedy: Peter Rosenberg – “Turkey In The Grave” (Video)

Okay. Rosenberg got some bars in there. Admit it… or not… Go put on your Drakesgiving music then.

(Oh wait, Drake didn’t make one. Baaahahaa! Happy Turkey Day, hater. The rest of us will be ‘jamming’ to this while waiting on the food to hit the table.)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Erealist NEEDS Prayer. But He WANTS Something Else From This ‘Prayer Warrior’ (Video)

Bwaaaahahaaaa! Been TOO long since I have seen Erealist really do the most in videos. But don’t worry, he acts a damned FOOL in this one to make up for it. Ole girl came to share the good news with E, but the JackBoi was trying to get himself a blessing!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Jarvis Lays His “Marvelous” Hands On His Girl’s Blind Sister… What A Blessing! (Video)

Feed the cat. O…M…Geeeeez, I wanna feed the cat!

Actually BOTH cats, because Jarvis’ girl is fine and that THICKY THICK, too!! But I could not find her on IG. So, I guess we only get to ogle one Instagram superstar today, eh? Introducing THE Summerann!

(Blind my her azz! Summerann ‘sees’ what she is doing to me Jarvis. About to get that man murdered… by the girl who sent him there in the first place!)

MORE MS. SUMMERANN ON INSTAGRAM

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Comedy: This ‘Trash Rapper’ Is Nowhere Near Being ‘The GOAT’ Or ‘The Ghost’ But… (Video)

This video is anything BUT trash. Speaking of ‘butt’… have you seen all the body Kinigra is bringing?? Yeezus WEST! Now, this hilarious vid is not trash. Neither is Crank Lucas’ music. But Walter’s “bars”… He needs some advice on LIFE for those (hahaaa)!

When Crank Lucas engineers for a trash rapper, the ICU guy is there to let them all know what’s real.
Kenn Edwin TV

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– @ojones1

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‘Patriot Act’ Host Hasan Minhaj Speaks On Student Debt & Mental Health Issues (Video)

It’s a movement that we hope moves into the background and just becomes the norm. Hasan is talking what BoneBreaker Jones and I talk about from time to time… mental health. If you need help, get HELP (be strong enough to go get it; not weak) #TalkToSomebody

Hasan Minhaj Speaks On Mental Health Rights, Global Censorship, Social Media + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Comedy: Poor Jenny! Some ‘Dog’ Broke Up With Her, And Now She Is Acting Like… (Video)

Okay, on the funny-meter, this clip is about a 5. But Jen is a 10… and you KNOW that Persephanii is a 10 plus THICK! So, on the sexy AF meter this clip rates twenty plenty! Which is why I had to share this one with you.

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Clayton Cannot Understand How “You Didn’t NOTICE That” (Video)

Okay, yes, the ‘thong pockets’ thing and the incessant dap-up from the only other dude with abs that CT knows… all huh-larry-us! However, can we please FOCUS on what is really important? HOW can a woman be as sexy-slim-THICK-ulous as Najah Jackson is? How Sway? Howwwww?? Because I dunno how she does it… but Yeezus WEST she is so damn sexy!

MORE NAJAH JACKSON ON INSTAGRAM

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Serge Ibaka Will Find Out “How Hungry” Tiffany Haddish Truly Is (Video)

Two words: Tiffany Haddish!
Two words: Look SEXY (as F**K)!
Two words: Worm salad (wait… WHAT)!

Serge called Saturday Night Live ‘Sen-L’ (Baaahahaaa)!

Comedy superstar Tiffany Haddish tells Serge Ibaka an epic revenge story about her ex. Haddish also talks about being a trailblazer in comedy, how she accidentally ate rat once and the time she asked Leonardo DiCaprio, “What it do, baby?!” — all before eating worm salad. Watch a new “How Hungry Are You?”
– Bleacher Report

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Speech: Ice Cube’s Remarks At John Witherspoon’s Funeral (Video)

Man. ‘Craig’ HAD to speak on ‘Pops’ passing. It’s only right. RIP John Witherspoon #RIPPOPS

@ojones1

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Food: John ‘Pops’ Witherspoon Is Cooking Up Some “Poor Man’s Gumbo” (Video)

Hey everyone I’m back with another episode of Cooking For Poor People!
John Witherspoon

That’s it. There is no punchline. You did know he had a cooking show, right?

Well, I didn’t… until now. And that gumbo looks good!

(Tastes good, too. Made mine without the okra. Subbed in canned sweet green peas and canned green beans, because that’s what I had on hand.)

Oh, and while there are no intentional ‘punchlines’ you already KNOW there will be hilarious moments in this clip. Wait on the prayer at the end. John is gonna have to answer for that one (bwaaahaaa)!

RIP to the LEGEND, John Witherspoon #RIPPOPS

@ojones1

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Comedy: Bigg Jah Got Game. The Double Date Is Set. But Are He And His Date A Match? (Video)

Wowwww… this is A-T-L shawty! Bwaaahahaaa!

But man, Bigg Jah and Lonnie got some THICK-a-licious Honeyz – Tye & Blve – coming through for the double do! Now, Lonnie is holding his down upstairs… but will Jah be able to get down… you know… downstairs *wink*

Sidebar: Blve cute af… HOWEVER… did she slip in a slick diss on the Hawks? The ATLANTA Hawks? How is she in ATL hating on the home squad? Because that’s Atlanta, too (ha)! Plus the whole cute thing allows her to get away with sh!t talk like that.

Back from sidebar: I know Jah would’ve shot his shot at Blve outside this skit. She got THICKness, a sexy voice, AND she can spit (yup, hit the jump for samples of that).

MORE TYEISHA ON INSTAGRAM
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@ojones1

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Comedy: Minks, Your Bae Got You… Let Her Help You (Video)

Okay, Minks is funny and the girls are so fine…yup! And of course, I watch these relationship-comedy type videos for Honeyz & hilarity… and post them for you at noontime to enjoy… BUUUUT…

This particular video turned a corner in the genre. This is adorable “Hood Love” in the most awesome way. Naté R Jones being that ratchet, that sexy, and can hook up chops that tasty? Yeah, I’d find a way to lay next to her and do nothing with her, too, Minks. #Facts #FaxAndEmail

Watch, and watch this: Even though I told you it’s more lovey-dovey than ha-ha-funny, you will still catch the feels!

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– @ojones1

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Desus & Mero Chat With Bill Burr About Getting His Checks And His Career On Path (Video)

Got kinda tense for Bill coming down the ‘Gitmo style’ elevator thinking he might get ‘waterboarded’ or something. Outside the Bodega Hive does look a little (okay a lot) sketchy though. Ha!

DESUS & MERO sit down with Bill Burr to discuss his love of stand-up, how he started in comedy, his last tour talking about his anger issues and his many projects.
DESUS & MERO on SHOWTIME

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Neal Brennan On His Relationship With Dave Chappelle & What Happened With Chappelle Show (Video)

Hmm… now I gotta find that ep of Joe Rogan’s podcast with Neal Brennan as a guest. Was Joe, in fact, being ‘dickish’ to Neal regarding Dave Chappelle? Well… this clip covers all that and then some. Good stuff!

In this clip from People’s Party, Neal Brennan details aspects of “Chappelle’s Show” end and the falling out around it, as well as his working relationship with Dave Chappelle, then and now. Neal also expands on what it’s like to be a White comedian who does material for black audiences and how he and Dave’s roles would get stereotyped by comedians and studios due to race.
– UPROXX Video

@ojones1

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Comedy: Do NOT Lie To Kassandra… Or Else (Video)

Okay, yeah this is hilarious… but d-d-damn! Do you SEE how gat dam guuuud Kass’ azz is looking in them jeans (and her Trifecta thruple wifey Carly rocking her sexy fit jeans well, too)??!

Kassandra is CRAZY, y’all. THAT’S why she HAS to be so damn sexy… that’s the only way a dude is gonna put up with her slap-the-slave outta ya insanity. HAHAA!

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– @ojones1

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This Flight Attendant Is Having Fun On The Job… Showing Passengers A Good Time (Video)

Here’s one that’ll likely get a chuckle out of you frequent flyers out there. Surely, you have seen flight attendants sleepwalk through the pre-flight ‘seat belt presentation’ but this dude went in a whole different direction… in two languages. Hilarious!

@ojones1

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Media Mogul Byron Allen Speaks On The Major Keys: Learning The Game & Ultimately Owning The Game (Video)

Yoooo! Get a snack and a drink. Then click play and watch this in its entirety. Do NOT miss this opportunity to drink from the well of WISDOM we know as Byron Allen. You only think you have been out here grinding and hustling. You only think you have been through hard times and came out shining.

Byron Allen On Economic Inclusion, Buying The Weather Channel, Comcast Racial Bias Lawsuit + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

I became familiar with Byron Allen when he was on “Real People” back in the day and kept an eye on his blow up ever since. Now, if you don’t know about him… Do your Googles!

@ojones1

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