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That Guy (Movie Trailer)

Christmas Day is known for having big movie blockbusters from the major studios.  Well here is a movie that is worth checking out from Jeanine Daniels of Black & Sexy TV “That Guy” the movie.  A popular web series that has been featured on YouTube has now grown into a full fledged motion picture.  That Guy is centered around Deon (played by Jeanine Daniels) and her two best friends Judah (played by Jeremy McBryde) & Mike (Will Catlett) and the escapades they have when it comes to Dating, Friendship, and daily drama. Set in LA there is plenty of sunshine combined with a sexy cast and comedic laughs you will enjoy. The movie will be released online Christmas day click link below to purchase.  Also after the jump check out one of the episodes from the YouTube series!

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Comedy: Racism Insurance Commercial (Video)

Oops, I was racist. Black guy come herrre!

Bwaaaahahahaaaaa! I will not ruin this for you, if you have not seen these already, but get ready to watch a triple-shot of comedy the form of ‘State Farm’ commercial spoofs. Lately comedians have quipped that it’s good for a Black person to have a White friend, and for a White person to have a Black friend, to bail her/him out of troublesome situations from time-to-time. Nothing like having that kind of ‘insurance.’

I dunno what these plans cost; but they are worth it. And this commercial series… priceless!

@ojones1

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Chris Rock Speaks On His Two Kids, ‘Top Five’ And More (Video)

For real for real, Chris Rock has been in this game strong for decades. Short and plain: He knows some sh!t. Take this opportunity to eavesdrop on The Tonight Show convo that he and host Jimmy Fallon have (on a variety of hilarious topics).

On parenthood. Have a ton of kids… or none at all. Having just one is too much work!
On “Top Five.” It’s hard to write a script…but it’s not when you have no job!
On his rap deal. I was nice… never came out though. I’m the ‘Lance Armstrong’ of smart!
On jinky promoters. Offer you everything… BUT what you need. One offered me his girl (‘You want Sheryl?’)!

Too short and plain? Okay, watch the first clip above… and keep on after the jump. You’ll get it (e.g. the chuckles)!

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Comedy: Church Pastor With Invisible Power (Video)

You want it… the power… TAKE IT!
Chris Oyakhilome

C’mon now. This is funny to watch. Admit it. No judgements if you got caught up in ‘the power’ before either… do you. In fact, a member named Mary (yeah) who was at this taping says:

“After the message from the man of God, he said that something will happen today. So when he said ‘take it’ I felt something like a wind pushing me down.”

So…play it!!!

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Really? The Closest Emoji Of A Black Person Is A ‘Smoked Moon’? Dear Apple, The Word Is ‘Diversity’ (Video)

Over 800 emojis on iPhone apps, and not a single one is of a Black person? Damn. Makes me think about trashing this iPhone. Not for long… but I’m saying. Kind of ridiculous, right? And ridiculously funny. Get ’em SNL!

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Ferguson: The ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sketch You Didn’t Get To See (Video)

A St. Louis news station reconsiders its morning programming in light of the Ferguson riots.

In the ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketch above, two St. Louis TV news anchors (Kenan Thompson and Cecily Strong) struggle through their Rise and Smile morning show broadcast, as Ferguson protests continue. Biting stuff… BUT… it got cut. Why? We’ll let you think on that…

(For a clue, watch the video. You’ll see.)

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Questlove Speaks On Beef With Notorious B.I.G. And Diddy Back In The Day, With Chris Rock Being Around For The Best Music EVER (Video)

The world felt the loss of Biggie. BUT… Y’all don’t know nothin’ about the pain real Hip-Hop heads felt… in Chevy Chase (Maryland, USA)!! Ha!

Well, Rosenberg will tell you. Then quickly move to the meat of the video – Questlove and Chris Rock. The Roots’ main man and percussionist supreme starts by telling the story of beef before the fall of B.I.G.; and never getting to squash it with him…THENNNN… almost catching a 15-man beatdown by Puff Daddy and his ‘family’ soon after (okay, that got squashed… sorta). THENNNN… Chris Rock talks about his contributions to the Hip-Hop world library; and how Kanye’s album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” was the best ever.

PREVIOUS: QUESTLOVE + CHRIS ROCK

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Stephen Colbert: U-S-A! U-S-A! America’s Number One In The World… At Locking People Up (Video)

Soaking up all the Stephen Colbert cleverness – Tonight’s Word – on Comedy Central before he makes the leap from cable to big network TV (CBS’ Late Night With David Letterman’s replacement). The tongue-in-cheek ‘conservative’ pundit declares America is still Number 1 … in the number of people the country incarcerates (“in your face, China”)! He zeroes in on California’s prisons; but there is enough comedic jabbing for lots more in America to feel the King Of [Sarcastic] Sting.

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Dead Wrong: Fox News Pundits’ Slanted Coverage Of Ferguson Stirs Up Sh!t…And Jon Stewart Rubs Their Faces In It (Video)

BOOM! Jon Stewart cracks Fox News upside the dome again! Hypocrisy, calling Michael Brown the bad buy, poor framing of the true “systemic injustice” that went down in Ferguson and Fox News’ super-slanted reporting on events… as usual.

You know… you’d think they be tired of being on the wrong side (being a right-wing network)… or at least be tired of being beat down by clever comedic comic attacks from The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report.

You’d think.

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Ayesha Curry With A Spicy Remix Of Drake’s “0 To 100″…Real Quick (Video)

Hahaaaaa! Ayesha (Steph Curry’s wife) gets it cracking like fresh pepper and does a remix video short of Drake’s “0 To 100”… Oh lawd! Kinda cute though. Wifey and the vid she did. Oh lawd!

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Hands Up: Stephen Colbert Mocks St. Louis Police (Video)

This… is The Colbert Report! Bahaaaa! In the waning days of his Comedy Central show (moving to CBS to take over David Letterman’s spot next year), Stephen Colbert lampoons the sh!t out of Ferguson – complete with a ‘welcome back Ray Rice reference.’ It’s the kind of fun you make of something that makes abso-damn-lutely no damn sense; so you have to laugh at it. Funny thing is, everyone laughs except for the guilty involved and those ‘outraged’ by someone like Colbert making fun of the fiery situation.

Old folks always say, “A hit dog’ll holler” (probably can’t take a joke because they are a joke – looking at you St. Louis Police Officers Association).

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Why Men Hate Being in Pictures (Video)

Hahaaaa! I can sorta relate to this… Get ready for some more ‘guy truth’ everyone. Don’t worry. Not so much a rant as it is an explanation for all you ‘Shutterbug’ folks out there.

I think that pure joy on a man’s face captured in a photo is probably the most embarrassing thing that can happen to a man…
Robbie Sherrard

Of course… you could take a pic of a dude watching the eye candy in the vid after the jump if you want to see pure joy in your photo.

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Shaq & Barkley Cookie Challenge (Video)

Former pro ballers DO play with their food… but they play to WIN! Hilarious clip above of Shaq going all out trying to get that cookie in his mouth #CookieChallenge

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Comedy: I’m Not Gay No More (Video)

Hey, say what you want. This is hilarious and you know it! Plenty plenty ‘Net buzz about this ‘Deliverance’ visual (bonus points if you thought about the movie just now).

“I’m not gay no more! I am DELIVERT! I don’t like MENS no more. I said, I like women. WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN… I will… LOVE… a WOMEN!”

Bwaahaaa! Get your dance on bruh. Some of the Honeyz we post in Eye Candy will make a man dance or get some ‘ligion, too!

And there’s money? Ham’mercy amen!!! Don’t hate.

(Really. Don’t hate, in any form… But this ish right here. FUNNY!)

I’m Not Gay No More Gospel Remix (Video)

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Comedy: Princess Leia Gets “Street Harrassed” (Video)

Have you seen that girl walking the streets who was continually sexually harassed on YouTube? Whether you have or not, this spoof’ll be funny to ya.

So… You think it’s easy? Leading a rebel force against an intergalactic empire? Hmmm? Sometimes you gotta get away from it all; take a stroll to clear your head… in your sexy white getup… and those hot hair buns…

Okay, can we all agree Princess Leia was just asking to get harassed walking the city streets alone in that out fit?

Well, she wouldn’t be ‘alone’ for long. Check out the suited-up suitors trying to holler at her majesty. Star Wars: Baby Got Back (sorta… we guess… really didn’t get a good look… hahaa)!

[And for any who found a way to get offended watching this: Two things we will not stand for… sexual harassment AND folks who cannot take a f#ckin’ joke… you suckazzz!]

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Shaquille O’Neal And Charles Barkley Audition For ‘True Detective’ (Video)

Here’s a good idea… or good idea for a laugh. “True Detective” casting reboot for Season 3 with Shaq and Sir Charles playing co-leads. What do you think?

Since “True Detective” Season 2 have already cast their new pairing, we decided to get ahead of the game for Season 3. We auditioned the legendary duo of Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley. Watch to see their auditions and the trailer of “True Detective” Season 3.

Bleacher Report

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America’s Dangerous Sugar Addiction (Video)

It’s been said that if sugar was submitted for approval by the U.S. Food & Drug Association today… it would be turned down as a drug with the quickness! Think about it. From fields of cane to white powder, bagged up and sold, giving so many kids a ‘sugar high’ – especially tonight. Okay, okay… we’re not trying to put the kibosh on Halloween… but take a look at John Oliver’s segment on America’s daily sugar overdose on HBO’s ‘Last Week Tonight’ think about how much sweet stuff you ingest (and how corporations plot to ensure you keep doing so).

America… we have a problem. Maybe? Well… Let’s talk about it over a cup of coffee. How do you take yours? Dark-brewed, heavy cream and… awww, dammit!

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‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’ On Adult Swim | Episode 1 | “Chupacabra” (Video)

Bwaaahahaa! Mike opened the note and said, “That’s a lot of words!” Click play above and watch hilarity ensue. We posted the trailer earlier, if you want a teaser of the big picture; but go ahead and watch this ep of ‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’

…you know you want to. Go on. Say you clicked play and watched by mistake… for 11 minutes. We’ll back your story *chuckle*

Oh… and it’s ADULT Swim… so this is not a Scooby-Dooby clone show you want your kids to watch… just saying.

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Comedy: Key & Peele – Obama Meet & Greet (Video)

Comedy Central hit comedic gold with the Key & Peele series; especially evident when the show’s duo does its President Obama spoofs. In this one, hey, you just don’t know…is the President gonna give you a handshake or is he gonna tuck it?

(Well… you kinda know… but that ish is still hella hilarious! Watch.)

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The Thug Kitchen Cookbook (Trailer)

Watch the official trailer for the Thug Kitchen Cookbook available wherever books are sold October 2014

Is this a thing? For real? Looks real. Man, might have to get a copy of the book that delivers the raw advice on cooking it up from raw, real food (read: not that ‘fast food drive through bullsh!t’). The recipes will have readers getting their sh!t together and looking fly as f#ck… as a side effect? SOLD!

Plus, the trailer above is HILARIOUS!

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