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Last Week Tonight: John Oliver And Michael Bolton Sing The Praises Of The IRS?

They say the only things that are certain are death and taxes. Correction: Death, taxes, and this Last Week Tonight “IRS” performance with host John Oliver and guest power balladeer Michael Bolton KILLING it!

Oh, and you know he has a point… Hate it or love it, John says we need the IRS. Do you agree? Watch.

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Coming To HBO: “The Brink” (Trailer)

“The Brink” looks like it could be hilarious. The trailer more than suggests comedy with a little bite most likely, as Middle East meets West. Jack Black, Tim Robbins… and some ‘you are such an American a$$hole’ quips from comic/actor Aasif Mandvi. Yeah, bet on it. “The Brink” premieres June 21, 2015, at 10:30PM EST on HBO.

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Divorce Court: Man Accuses His Wife Of Sleeping With The Entire Wu-Tang Clan (Video)

“Let me put on the record that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen,” said the Defendant. “They treated me highly respectful and I would never cheat on him. Also…I don’t know if this is appropriate to say, but I would never be like a bust down or a groupie in that type of situation. I kept my lady points together…I met Wu-Tang. I went backstage and got on their tour bus. I went back to the hotel and hung out all night. It was amazing!”

Yeah, riiiiight. Apparently, Wu-Tang Clan is something to f#ck with. Wonder if Method Man called out the order like the intro: The Rza, The Gza… Hahaaa!

Umm… that is to say innocent until proven guilty in a [Divorce] Court of [TV] law.

Maaan. If your wife came back to the house from a Wu concert with this story after 7 AM the next morning and you DON’T leave her… HA! Just watch this episode of Divorce Court.

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Comedy Central’s Larry Wilmore On The Shooting Of Walter Scott ‘For The Record’ (Video)

The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore slid right into The Colbert Report’s 11:30 PM Comedy Central slot. And doing so like a boss! Great tongue-in-cheek political satire. Gotta say though, Larry is starting with a lot more bite. Watch his do-you-see-this-sh!t commentary on cellphone video showing a South Carolina police officer (Michael Slager) fatally shooting an unarmed black man (Walter Scott) in the back.

“I’ll stop talking about this sh!t when it stops happening.”
Larry Wilmore

Damn right. Damn shame. Damn.

@ojones1

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John Oliver On Government Surveillance (Video)

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver is good TV (every Sunday night on the “Not Just TV” channel). Think about how funny dude was when he was a correspondent on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. Now, take away the censoring Comedy Central puts on Stewart’s program. Dangerous! Sure the language is saucier; but the punch Oliver can deliver on his much freer HBO series lets him let loose on socio-political topics. On a recent episode of Last Week Tonight, John Oliver gave his tirade on government surveillance; which included a trip to Russia to talk to famed-and-in-hot-water-with-the-U.S.-government Edward Snowden. Google NSA and leaked documents if you need to catch up.

Content too heavy? Alright, they break it way down…all the way down to dick pics (o…kay… overshare).

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Comedy: A Few Clear Signs That A Woman Is NOT ‘Dateable’ (Video)

If you are on a date with a lady and she pulls out a selfie stick to capture the moment for social media she probably isn’t dateable.  The good people over at Your Black World Films, a division of the site YourBlackWorld, created this humorous video.  Trust me you will chuckle as they present different types of ladies that are just undateable!  Watch and ask yourself if you have been on a date with one of these ladies?

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Common ‘Keeps It 100’ on Black Women & Fatherhood on ‘The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore’ (Video)

Common recently appeared on the panel revolving around Black Fatherhood on ‘The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore’ that airs on Comedy Central. New York Times columnist Charles Blow, founder of the Center for URban Families Joe Jones and comedian Mike Yard also take part in this discussion that began with the simple statement that ’72 percent of black children are born to unwed mothers.’

Although they tackle serious issues in this discussion, things get hilariously uncomfortable fast as Larry poses questions about whether they’d play in the Super Bowl instead of witnessing the birth of their first child & their opinions on whether or not black women are too domineering in relationships.  Check out more video from the discussion below……

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Marshawn Lynch & Rob Gronkowski Battle Before The Super Bowl (Video)

Sunday, it’s the Patriots vs. the Seahawks. But who wants to wait all the way to the end of the weekend to see ’em square off? Right! Conan O’Brien doesn’t either. So he got Gronk and Beast Mode together to get it on right then and there. MORTAL KOMBAAAT!!

Hahaaa! Their nicknames sound like video game fighters already. Click play and watch ’em play.

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Marshawn Lynch’s ‘Skittles’ Super Bowl Press Conference (Video)

Marshawn Lynch gives an exclusive Skittles press conference to discuss the most pressing issues in football.

Leave the brother alone, won’t you? Just trying to ‘not get fined’ – showing up and saying as little as possible – but noooo… they keep inviting (read: forcing) him to go to press conference after press conference.  Here’s another…  supposedly assembled to discuss football topics… but…

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The Daily Show’s Senior International Correspondent ‘Trevor Noah’ Reports On Boko Haram…Because Somebody Should! (Video)

Watching our posts from The Daily Show, you are probably familiar with the way Jon Stewart and his people dance along the fine line political satire – the one that separates comedy and tragedy. Trevor Noah (repeat ‘contributing reporter’) files this report on happenings in Boko Haram – with an all but in-your-face jab at the West’s lack of media coverage of such.

“Africa Is The Vegas of Islamic Terror: What Happens In Africa Stays In Africa”

That’s the punchline of the night, but you can tell that the audience was struggling to find it’s funny bone. Is it that we are that under-informed… or insensitive… or desensitized… or suffering that much from an attention deficit disorder, being crippled by news media currently chasing down leads on ‘deflated balls’ in the NFL or…

Yes… yes… okay dammit… YES!

Watch this report. We have to get our political and current affairs news from somewhere… even if Comedy Central is in the lead reporting it… AGAIN!

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Comedy: Kobe Bryant x The L.A. Lakers Get Animated In Efforts To “Let It Tank” (Video)

Lake Show fans, if arguments for good franchise strategy don’t convince you, this ‘musical’ might. The Lakers’ season is circling the drain… LET IT TANK!

Bwaaahahaaaa!

Okay. The views expressed in this… aw f#ck that, this is funny! Watch “Let It Tank.”

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Comedy: Patrick Stewart As Every Annoying Passenger On The Plane (Video)

This is so funny because I’ve run across every type of these airline passengers. Guaranteed you lose it at “my genitals were almost in your mouth” (okay… pause, @ojones1 said he did). Sir Patrick Stewart. Starfleet Captain. Mutant Mentor. Hilarious in this Jimmy Kimmel Live skit.

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Comedy: Showering With Girls (Video)

Okay, this sh!t is funny!!! The high five alone started the chuckles for me. Give me a late pass on this different take on Eye Candy. Nooner in the shower. Afternoon delight and…

“She has a crack of LIES!”

Bwaaahahaaaa! Man just watch.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Chris Bosh Is Back In ‘Tall Justice 2’ (Trailer)

Ohhh man! The one thing you have to agree with us on… we’ve all laughed at some viral post on Chris Bosh. Talented b-baller, no doubt. But funny is funny.

Chris Bosh returns to NBA TV this fall as Chris Justice in Tall Justice.

Chris, your partner’s not dead…He just moved to Cleveland — CLASSIC! And if you lie and say you never laughed at at least a Bosh meme… kill yourself… laughing. Watch this clip (might die laughing anyway). Hahaaaha!

BONUS: The first ‘Tall Justice’ clip is waiting for you to view after the jump.

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Comedy: Ghostface Killah Speaks On ‘Serious’ Topics Of The Day – Obama, Cosby And More (Video)

The microchip is real. This ain’t fake baby… Neither is your man Tony Starks, even when he is being funny. Skydiving, foot massages, police “protecting and serving” and so much gets touched in a relatively short clip.

“He put in work. He just gotta f#ck problem…Bill shocked me…”
Ghostface Killah

Ghost said dudes shouldn’t do ballet and The Coz was wildin’ out back in the day. Wow. The range. Random as hell; but you cannot help but watch to the end.

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Comedy: Kevin Hart Explains The Difference Between ‘White’ & ‘Black’ Strip Club Culture (Video)

I agree with Kevin Hart 100% on this & have even said the same thing on my Twitter page. All strip clubs are not created equal. I don’t discriminate when it comes to women, but I do tend to avoid the “white strip clubs.” Hahaaa

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Bugsy Malone (1976) [Film]

It’s a slam dunk. Watch Hollywood. See how they have eyes on the site. Someone is sleep at the wheel if they don’t remake this kiddie-cast classic!

The classic gangster story of Bugsy Malone told with an all child cast.

“A Classic 70’s Family Mobster Style Movie Starring Jodie Foster & Scott Baio. (The Story Of Bugsy Malone – The Notorious Mobster, Told In A Comedic & Musical Fashion By A Cast Of Buncha Kids)”

Yeah, they need to do a remake (just like the “Annie” movie just released). Watch the full movie above. Watch for the remake (and remember who told you the idea first).

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Comedy: DStroy In The Land Of The Bootleg Toys (Video)

Regret the choice is definitely a child…SWAG!

What the …? Watch. And don’t try to resist that laugh. Sh!t is hilarious and you know it. If this strikes a nerve, we’ll probably see you at the 99-Cent store imported clearance f#cked up hoodrat toy section today doing some last minute shopping. Ho Ho Ha Ha Haaa!

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Entourage (Trailer)

Oh yeah! This is happening June 5, 2015. “Entourage” is going big screen on y’all. Looks hilarious through and through. Lots of Hollywood heavy hitters in the trailer, too. The beginning though (gotta watch; hang on). Think he lasted 60 seconds at the end? Hahahaaaa! The will do for…

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Get Hard (Trailer)

When you get hit with a bid, it’s about getting it together before you go in. Well, if you are a millionaire hedge fund manager like James (Will Ferrell) – about to do time in San Quentin – you have money. So, it’s not a “credit” problem you’d have; it’s a “cred” problem. But who can a guy like James turn to to get his “cred” up? How about Darnell (Kevin Hart)?

Hilarity ensues as Darnell helps James to “Get Hard” so he can…

(What? Why do y’all keep saying “pause” maaaan? Hahahaaaaa. Watch the damn trailer ya pervy ‘phobes.)

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