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Jalen Rose Speaking On Trash Talking With Jimmy Kimmel (Video)

Hahaaa! It’s like the ‘crack’ commandments… as in cracking jokes and talking trash to opponents. Somebody get word of this to Kristaps Porzingis. Word is, he has an interest in trash talk. Jalen Rose is hilarious; but he admits Gary Payton’s got skills, too.

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Michael B. Jordan Speaks On Getting Jacked, His Movie “Creed” And More (Video)

Commitment. To film making and to fitness. Get your bread, B. Respect. Above: Michael B. Jordan on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon chopping it up about his continuing the ‘Rocky’ movie franchise with his movie “Creed,” working with Sylvester Stallone, getting fit for the role and more.

I just remember seeing Rocky [and] Apollo Creed just being jacked, and I was like, “You know what, I gotta be close.”

Hoping this movie is the brother’s proper re-up …since the “Fantastic Four” reboot …you know. “Creed” ought to be good holiday movie watching though.

PREVIOUS: CREED (TRAILER #2)

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Julie Walters Feels 50 Cent’s Tongue (Video)

Are you kidding? If anyone can not only keep his “9 Shots” story lively, then turn it into a song that’s funky, then turn it into something funny, then have the whole thing turn into something freaky, it’s 50 Cent.

Rapper 50 Cent talks about taking 9 bullets in the horrific shooting incident that nearly cost him his life. Julie Walters is only interested in feeling his tongue.

Talk about tongue-in-cheek… well, this is cheeky Julie Walters’ finger in 50’s mouth (saying, “Oh yeah, I can feel it”). Whaaaat?! Only in the UK. Only on the Graham Norton Show.

PREVIOUS: 50 CENT – 9 SHOTS (VIDEO)

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Ricky Velez Confronts Racism… In The Ring! (Video)

Wow! It’s been forever and a day since we’ve seen WWF’s WWE’s Virgil, muscle and manservant to The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase. Whoa wait-a-minute. Manservant? Isn’t that pretty much another term for slave? To get the answer, The Nightly Show correspondent Ricky Velez goes to the former WWE wrestler and former ECW wrestler Tommy Dreamer for some real answers…and some real training…enough to fake it and make it in an actual match…and dares to expose the truth about racism in professional wrestling. Oh, and the answer to that ‘manservant’ question? That’d be a ‘YES.’

“Wrestling is racist as f#ck, Larry.”
Ricky Velez

Let’s start there.

And watch the two-part story, starting with part 1 above, for the whole story, exciting ‘finish’ (part 2 and bonus clip, after the jump) and discussion with host Larry Wilmore.

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Aziz Ansari Speaks On His ‘Master Of None’ Series, Casting His Mom & Dad To Be On The Show And More (Videos)

“My real parents played my parents.”
Aziz Ansari

Already getting rave reviews for his Netflix series, see Aziz Ansari above talking about his new comedy “Master of None” on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon. During the sit-down, he talked about how the show was a good fit for Netflix, the show’s development and casting, and his mother and father agreeing to play themselves as characters on the show… and how his dad is ‘taking’ the positive attention he is getting as a result of being on the show. Dad’s going Hollywood, Aziz! Funny clip. Take a look above.

PREVIOUS: MASTER OF NONE (SERIES TRAILER)

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‘The Daily Show’ Host Trevor Noah Makes Fun Of His Very Serious Emergency Room Experience (Video)

So, the host of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, had to have an emergency appendectomy just days ago. See his comical recount of what was a f#cked up emergency room experience. Besides the ‘waiting room’ shot, this was my fav quip from the above clip: Asked for more info to fill out endless forms while in excruciating (near blackout) pain, Trevor responds,

“What more information do you need, other than the fact that I’m dying?”

Ever a political hot topic in the U.S., many always bring up the fact the MANY nations abroad provide free/better healthcare than America’s. But you may have wondered if folks from other countries say U.S. healthcare is better somehow. Well, let’s hear from someone who has now experienced both.

Play the clip. Laugh through the pain. Welcome back, Noah. Get better soon.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Any Man Would Rub Lotion On Her Back, But What About Her Front? (Video)

Hahahaaaa! How’s the song go? Aw no HELL NAW… y’all done up & done it! Seeing the hot sunbathing Honey, stepping over to her lightly and politely, and SHE asks YOU to rub some more shiny on her, back and front… what would you do? Damn right you would. But when she…

NOPE! You watch for yourself, and tell us what YOU would do.

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Comedy: ‘Ellen’ Invites U.S. Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders To Dance To “Hotline Bling” (Video)

Ellen got her hands on the Presidential candidate’s new campaign ad.

HAAAHAHAHAAAA! Campaign More like most awesome dance video ever! How does Ellen keep a straight face setting up these clips for the audience, knowing in advance the hilarity that is about to ensue? Feel The Bern, as Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders shakes his toucas to Drake’s “Hotline Bling!”

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Larry Wilmore Gets Activist Deray McKesson To Speak On #AllLivesMatter And More (Video)

We’ve seen it play out in the media; and probably in our everyday lives. Someone says #BlackLivesMatter and you get #AllLivesMatter in response… likely from someone that doesn’t get that the former exists as a slogan because, currently, not everyone holds the latter to be true. The Nightly Show panel digs into this discussion, using Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush’s dismissive ‘they want free stuff’ quip as a jumpstart for it. See that above.

After the jump: The show guest, #BlackLivesMatter activist Deray McKesson, laid out how that #AllLivesMatter doesn’t matter much. McKesson has clapped back at Bush and other outspoken Conservatives via social media and in-person appearances; letting them and people know about institutional racism’s true effects on our country and oppressed people in it today.

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Comedy: Freddy Krueger – “Back To Back” (Video)

Hit him with the razor glove… slash and slash!
Freddy Krueger

Halloween gone HAM! Freddy Krueger got tired of the tweet beef Jason was slinging and decided to COOK that sh!t! Maaaan, Freddy jumped on Drizzy’s “Back To Back” track to dead that. Happy Halloweezy, mu’fu’huh!!

This is simply for the enjoyment of seeing Freddy diss Jason Voorhees’s bitch ass.
The Merkins

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Comedy: ‘Charlie Brown’ Stars In “Blockhead’s Revenge” (Video)

Now you’ve done it! How far did they think they could push Charlie Brown before he got down on some psychotic sh!t?? Charlie’s got your football, Lucy. Rock with this Funny Or Die trailer! Happy Halloween, muthaf*****!!

@ojones1

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Daddy’s Home (Trailer)

Wanna have a fun for almost the entire family good time at the theater? Bet on Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg acting like some fools in “Daddy’s Home.” The trailer is teasing a bunch of laughs; Ferrell, playing a stepdad being foiled at most every turn by bad boy former-but-always-biological-dad played by Wahlberg. Got a trailer above, with a bonus trailer version after the jump.

Both dads love the kids… just kinda differently. In theaters December 25, 2015.

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Master Of None (Series Trailer)

The “Master of None” series, looking at the trailer above, looks like it is going to be good…and good and funny!

Meet Dev (Aziz Ansari), a 30-year-old actor in New York who has trouble deciding what he wants to eat, much less the pathway for the rest of his life.

Season 1 will debut, exclusively on Netflix, November 6, 2015.

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Comedy: Waka Flocka Flame For Speaker Of The House (Video)

Waka Flocka Flame announces his candidacy to replace John Boehner to preside over the House of Representatives. You don’t want Paul Ryan: Mall Cop” as Speaker Of The House. You want Waka f##kin’ Flocka f##kin’ FLAME! Bwaaaahahaaaa! This Funny Or Die clip above is everything. Take a deep breath and prepare to laugh ’til you cry. Dude is hilarious on this ‘campaign.’

(Think about it: Could be directly in line for the U.S. Presidency… you know, if he was in Congress… but still… FLOCKA!)

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Eddie Murphy Accepts Mark Twain Prize And Does Bill Cosby Impression At Kennedy Center (Video)

Okay, it’s going to be some must-see TV on PBS on November 23, 2015. Comic legend Eddie Murphy was honored recently with the Mark Twain Prize; and PBS will broadcast the award show (recorded at the Kennedy Center) on that night. Most interesting is the title of the YouTube trailer, “Murphy Makes Cosby Jokes at Award Ceremony.”

On the one hand, Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) was known for biting witticisms and tongue-in-cheek commentary; so joking on current events and taboo stuff would be par for his course, right? But focusing on Cosby controversy will get the poster some more hits… is what it is. On the other hand, the Cos jokes were an overwhelmingly small part of the clip. Most of the video features celeb admirers – including JB Smoove, a near teary-eyed Tracy Morgan, and best bud Arsenio Hall – there to celebrate a comedy idol.

The Bill Cosby jokes and impression, though, were hilarious. That’s a given. It’s Eddie. Plus, he’s been killing with the Cos play since “Raw.”

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Hopsin – “No Words” (Prod. By Don Cunana) [Video]

Hahahahaaa!!!! Nothing better than a bit of biting satire to kick today in its azz! In this case, to kick folks putting out that bullsh!t (as well as those that believe what they do is cool) dead in their azz… For all those weirdos (as Stro might call them – “Skrrr”), there are “No Words.” Hopsin (er… ‘Hash Brown’ …is here to say so, to laugh AT them (not ‘with’ them); and he will get a laugh out of you, too.

Thing about it though: You know Hop is telling the truth here.

You can get this hot ‘Hash Brown’ banger (on the low…make it your secret shame…HA!) by grabbing a copy of Hopsin’s album “Pound Syndrome” (out on iTunes now).

HOPSIN – POUND SYNDROME (ALBUM)

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Comedy: Jimmy Fallon Sings “Hello” With Lionel Richie… Sort Of (Video)

Gotta love when Fallon goes old school; always a special musical comedic experience. Watch here above, as he turns in a rendition of Lionel Richie’s R&B classic “Hello.” He has landed the ultimate assist on this song/sketch, too; Mr. Lionel Richie himself. Well, his head, at least.

(What makes it funny is how they keep straight faces throughout the silliness they are putting down. Good stuff!)

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Comedy: Old People Check Out Sex Toys (Video)

Watch as the older generation finds out about all the new-age sex toys of today! With Honest John, Deloor James, Myles Cranford, Rhonda Bankston and Joyce Sindel.
– All Def Digital

The reactions (the guys vs. the ladies) are priceless! Baaahahaaaaa!

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Stephen Colbert Talks Politics With Bernie Sanders And Walks ‘Silly’ With Lupita Nyong’O (Video)

Y’all done messed up now. Giving Stephen Colbert a ‘bump’ to a bigger media platform – from Comedy Central to CBS – allows him to do what he does, increased by an order of magnitude. Political satire on 10? Nah, on 100! And he’s just getting started. Above: Check him out lampooning the 2016 field of U.S Presidential candidates. “Feel the Bern” (candidate Bernie Sanders) for real. And dare you not to chuckle at the Republican candidates…

…Oh, you already were? Well, this’ll chuck some chuckles into the laugh fest.

Hit the jump for more hilarity; and Colbert spending some silly time with actress Lupita Nyong’O. And by the time all your watching and laughing are done, you will also have a little something to think about. Balancing comedy and commentary: it’s what Colbert does better than most anybody else in the biz.

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Mac Miller Talks About ‘Battling’ Donald Trump And More On ‘The Nightly Show’ With Larry Wilmore (Video)

Mac Miller has his new album “GO:OD AM” out now (linked here). So, it makes since for him to go on some talk shows and talk it up. But for his The Nightly Show appearance, I think only host Larry Willmore mentioned it. That’s alright though, as anyone seeing him on this episode will likely be checking for his “Donald Trump” song and anything of Miller’s they can get their hands on. Twitter beef with The Donald after calling him a d!ckhead – hilarious! Actually, the whole panel discussion above is next level funny. And Mike Yard is a fool!! Must watch now.

(Mac said Trump is like a struggle rapper… bwaaahahaaaa!)

MAC MILLER – GO:OD AM (ALBUM LINK)

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