Comedy
Comedy: The Day Beyoncé Turned Black (Video)
Beyoncé at the 12 o’clock spot MUST be Eye Candy, right? Normally you’d be right (and we’d be ready for all that jelly). But this…this is a different flavor. Saturday Night Live did a goofy spoofy skit that might miss the funny bone of some. Eff them, this is hilarious! FoxNews went ham sandwich on Bey the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday. But remember, she dropped the “Formation” video before; and that was “The Day Beyoncé Turned Black!” Hahahaaaaaa!
Miami Heat Stars In Its Own ‘Martin’ Intro (Video)
This is crazy! And crazy good. If the Heat ain’t having fun then who is?? Check out D. Wade, Bosh et. al. clowning around like they were right there with Martin, Tommy, Cole and everybody else back in the day!
If you were around back in the 90’s… we think you’ll enjoy this.https://t.co/aZ7jTj6eub
— Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) February 9, 2016
Comedy: Bern Your Enthusiasm (Video)
This is funny, but Bernie still has my vote #FeelTheBern
Despite his friends’ (Bobby Moynihan, Cecily Strong, Jay Pharoah) best efforts, Sen. Bernie Sanders (Larry David) keeps finding ways to upset voters (Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant) in Iowa.
‘Key & Peele’ Present Their Own Bowl Line-Up (Video)
OMG get ready to LOL your A-S-S off! Caught this Super Bowl weekend replay on Comedy Central yesterday. Key & Peele are fools for those football names… but’cept some of those names in there are REAL! Hahaaaa! Shout out to Ha Ha Clinton-Dix from The University of Alabama. Champs again, Alumni! #RollTide #EastWestBowl
– @ojones1
Denver Broncos’ Von Miller And Carolina Panthers’ Josh Norman Do Battle Before The Big Game (Video)
A Super Bowl tradition? Is that what we’re calling this pre-Big Game ‘Clueless Gamer’ ep now? Bahaaaaa! That’s alright…especially if #BeastMode keeps coming back.
Conan celebrates the big game by playing “Doom” with the Denver Broncos’ Von Miller, the Carolina Panthers’ Josh Norman & Marshawn Lynch.
Jerry Rice: NFL Hall Of Fame Receiver… And Undercover Lyft Driver (Video)
That one guy though. Really dude? You are an all-time, all your life, 49’er fan and you did not recognize the guy you’re sitting next to? One of the team’s… check that…the WORLD’S all-time greats?? Actually… Jerry’s disguise is pretty solid. He can go shopping low-key. Still hilariously wonderful though.
See what happens when Hall of Fame wide receiver Jerry Rice turns on Driver Mode for a day and takes a few unsuspecting Lyft passengers for a ride around town.
Watch the whole song and dance above.
SNL’s “Screen Guild Awards” Nominees All Have One Thing In Common (Video)
Baaahahaaaa! Saturday Night Live nailed it once again. Watch above, and watch who you play this around. Not ‘watch’ as in ‘be careful’… but watch them. If they are laughing with you, they’re crew. But if not, maybe that slice of truth cut too deep for them.
Some may watch and exclaim, “Aw c’mon. That’s ridiculous!”
They’re right. It is. That’s why they did this spoof sketch #OscarsSoWhite
OMG! John Oliver Opened His Own Megachurch!
That’s Oh My [Prosperity] Gospel! Remember that website and phone number John Oliver gave out in his end-of-segment bit in his lampooning of cash-greedy televangelists on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver“… that was for a real thing. Buzz on the Interwebs made it worth checking the Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption site. To find the letter above.
Crazy!
But…due to unforeseen circumstances… and unanticipated seed donations… and undesired donations of ’seed’ (fans be cray)… Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption is now closed.
At least the donated monies went to a good cause (we take the site as it reads, but remember how loose U.S. regulation on churches is though). Read above and chuckle.
John Oliver Gives The Gospel Truth On ‘Prosperity Preachers’ (Video)
U.S. tax law allows television preachers (read: prosperity preachers, who ask you for money you don’t have, promising blessings they cannot promise) to get away with almost anything. Not only are their actions LEGAL in the United States, but as part of a church, they can do the ridiculousness TAX-FREE! Folks, you have to pay taxes on money you earn at your 9-to-5 though.
We will now allow you a moment to get inconsolably angry-sad.
Now, to make you feel a bit better, here’s John Oliver with a hard-hitting satirical piece from his HBO series “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver“ giving it to the run-amok prosperity gospel industry. Give it to ’em, John. Hallelujah!
James Corden Welcomes Stevie Wonder To ‘Carpool Karaoke’ (Video)
James Corden and music icon Stevie Wonder carpooling through Los Angeles, singing to some Stevie tunes booming from the system, nothing too special. WHAT? This is awesome! And James said he ought to start a group called The Wondercats. Baaahahaaa!
But beyond the funny…watch what happens when James asks Stevie to call and sing to his wife. Dude. Who doesn’t love Stevie Wonder?
Comedy: What Would You Buy If You Won The Powerball Lottery? (Video)
Ahahaaaaa! That’s what you get, reporter cutie, when you shove a mic in the face of a man playing his lottery numbers against all odds. Asking ’bout his biz…what would he do with the winnings? Gotta love LIVE TV!
Comedy: Fans That Booed Kristaps Porzingis Suffer The Payback Today (Video)
Hahahaaaa! Betcha they wish they hadn’t booed when Porzingis was drafted now. Guess it’s okay for the early haters to hop on the bandwagon like they knew the Latvian baller would be all that to the Knicks, right?
Well, okay as long as we never find out who they are. Don’t let yourselves get caught out there boo-boos. Or you could end up taking a walk of shame… shame… SHAME!
PREVIOUS: KRISTAPS PORZINGIS WAS READY TO BE BOOED
Bill Maher Tells The Real Truth About The So-Called ‘Sharing Economy’ On ‘Real Time’ (Video)
Really hope that you watch the dude Bill Maher from time to time. Biting commentary on the world today, mixed in with a lot of laughs – almost always at some dummy’s expense. In the clip above (case in point), the “dummy” is a bunch of “dummies” …US (as in United States)! Our so-called American Dream has historically featured so much greed that things got ugly. It still does – ever-increasing costs of living that stifle even the most modest attempts of most to make a life for themselves. We used to labor under the illusion of work-hard-so-one-day-you-can-play-hard. Not anymore. What’s worse is that we are no longer ‘in the streets’ trying to scare the 1% into some sense of fairness. Nope, we just got really smart about doing without; which in turn supports the rich’s pursuit of happiness… all while giving up our pursuit of anything like it. We now have a ‘sharing economy’ – in which we share rides (Uber) and vacay living space (Airbnb) – built on a vast number of us choosing to fake it since we’ve given up on ever making it to the ‘good life.’ See above, where Bill takes aim at the ‘darling’ Olsen twins; who’ve gone from playing with dolls to playing their workforce. A billion-plus dollar empire; and you can’t pay your interns even a little something?
The one thing we’re not sharing are the profits. Somehow they forgot to create an app for that.
– Bill Maher
Damn.
Comedy: Watch Hugh Jackman Vs. Shaquille O’Neal In ‘The Phone Booth Game’ Hosted By Jimmy Fallon (Video)
Man. If you don’t think The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is comedy gold… we don’t know what to tell you. Trust. This clip will be the one to win you over or win you back.
Hugh Jackman and Shaquille O’Neal play a trivia game where a new mystery guest gets shoved into their phone booths after each wrong answer.
Alex Trebek joining Shaq in the booth…CLASSIC! Bwaaahahahaaaa!!!
Comedy: How To Workout For Free (Video)
Hahaaa! This episode of ‘The Hacks Of Life’ might well have you subscribing immediately. The genius of getting in, and getting it in, at the local money-grubbing gum… it’s worth at least three times what we are charging to show it to you above!
If I wanted to listen to grown men grunt while lifting heavy weight, I’d watch BBW porn. But unless we’re a successful rap producer, women won’t sleep with us if we’re fat. Today, I’m showing you how to sneak into the gym for free.
Mike Capes… you’re “Okay” (watch and you’ll get it) with us!
Spike Lee Speaks On The Basis Of His New Film ‘Chi-Raq’ & Elaborates on Chicago, Sex Strikes (Video)
Interesting. Spike Lee and Stephen Colbert discuss the dire straits of Chicago’s war-like violence and casualty rates, the foundations/inspirations for “Chi-Raq” (a spin off the Ancient Greek satire “Lysistrata,” in which Athenian women vow to withhold sex until their men end the The Peloponnesian War), and the possibility of sex strikes on campus in the coming semester after his movie drops.
“I think that a sex strike could really work on college campuses where there’s an abundance of sexual harassment and date rapes. Second semester it’s going to happen. Once people come back from Christmas, there’s going to be sex strikes at universities and college campuses across this country. I believe it.â€
– Spike Lee
Gun control. Police brutality. So much in a short clip to watch. And you must!
PREVIOUS: CHI-RAQ (TRAILER)
Comedy: Stephen Colbert Speaks Out On Police Brutality (Video)
Black Lives Matter. You know it. We know it. Stephen Colbert knows it. And the problem is not ALL cops. Stephen knows that, too. But there is a ‘but’…
“These days there are a lot of people out there talking about the use of excessive force by the police, and without courting any controversy I want to say that police have a very hard job putting their lives on the line. And the vast majority are good people. On the other hand, Black people aren’t imagining this stuff.â€
– Stephen Colbert
Great to see that Stephen did not lose his Comedy Central-born boldness to go tongue-in-cheek (or maybe sharp-tongued criticism with witticism) on important social matters of the day now that he is on big network TV. Bringing levity while shedding more light on police brutality. And still stay hella funny. Kudos to Colbert!