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Eddie Murphy Tells A Real Prince Story And Talks About Almost Becoming One Of The “Ghostbusters” (Video)

SNL alumni unite. Rather, reunite… for this interview clip. An interview, if you lean in and listen closely, that will spill the tea about that time a White man actually said the N-word to Eddie… right to his face… with FORCE!

Eddie Murphy shares some stories about Prince before separating facts from fiction in some rumors about Ghostbusters, Marlon Brando and more.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Comedy: Daphnique Missed ‘The D’ So Much She Apologized? Yeah, Well… Sorta (Video)

Wait, WAIT! What’s all this talk about Daphnique not having a shape. Daph got body. She a baddie! All talk otherwise is off the table. Problem is… is that she is bat AND squirrel sh!t CrAZy!! Why is Daphy sexy AF and crazy AF at the same damn time AF #BeCarefulWhoYouGiveThatD #CuzDaphniqueGivingCarsThatKEY

All facts. And dude should break up with her ASAP… BUUUUT… this whole clip had me hollering and crying with laughter. Stay crazy, Daphnique!

(Why would I have still kissed her crazy azz dead in the mouth when she leaned in at the end of the clip? After all that drama… Yeezus WEST, I need help! Or a date or three with Daphnique. Yeah, one or the other *wink*)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Forget ‘Slut Shaming’… Shuler King Declares An End To ‘Gut Shaming’ (Video)

Shuler is sick and tired of this form of fat shaming, and he is drawing the line. Tighter than dude is drawing that girdle thing up. Hahaaa!

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Comedy: Loading This Funny Clip With All These Beautiful Women… How DARE You, CT!? (Video)

With Kali, and Tanjareen (in the black pants tho… geeeYAAAAHD), and Doris, and Meredith, AND Amy (cotDAMN!) looking good AF trying to distract me as I am trying to find the funny. How can I ‘concentrate’ man?? You KNOW they make it HARD for a brother (pause, hella pause, but not really). HA!

@ojones1

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Comedy: When The Whole Entire Family Is Home For The Holidays (Video)

Ever come across something so funny, yet so real? Yup, me, too. And this is one of those somethings… Eddie Murphy’s return to Saturday Night Live was packed with throwback moments and hilarity. But, bet money, SOMEBODY will feel this clip for real #LoveFamily #EvenThoughWeDontAlwaysLikeFamily #EspeciallyDuringTheHolidays

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sing-Along… “Daphnique And Michael Happy As Can Be. K-I-L-L-I-N-G!” (Video)

Hey. I mean… this holiday is a time for family, right? So why can’t Daphnique (with her hella SEXY, hella CRAZY, hella sexy-crazy enough to get a serial-murderer-from-hell to wife up AND introduce her to his psycho son) celebrate a li’l something with her new family?

You got a problem with that? Okay, tell THEM, fam. I am NOT involved, and I ain’t saying ‘ish!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: How Cold You, Man? Over A Female? That’s Cold As I.C.E., Bro (Video)

Okay, you will not believe me… But this post is all about the hilarity. Dude is already getting ‘grabby’ in the cell, and it has only been a few hours since they got locked up. And whose fault is all this? Ask CT.

(Alright, alright! Yes, I see all the Honeyz in this video. Yes, I will link them so you can ogle them all over this site and on IG. You’re welcome!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Kali Scott Knows What She Wants. Just Give It To Her, Man! (Video)

Loooook! All that yadda, yadda, jibber jabber. Unnecessary, Kali is coming for the MEAT! Hahaa!

Shiiiid. She know who to play with. Wish her thick sexy azz would come at me with that. I. Would. Run. Kali. Scott. Every. Ounce. Of. My. TUBE STEAK! And she could get the bag!

(What bag? THEEZE NUUTZ!!)

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– @ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Wealthy Rapper Still Sells Drugs” (Video)

Tsk, tsk, tsk… What is going to happen to Crank’s career when rappers stop doing dumb stuff (even AFTER they ‘make it’) and he has to come up with new things to make fun of?

Not gonna worry about that now. PLENTY of dumb sh!t to make fun of. Crank Lucas [still] in the building!

@ojones1

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Comedy: The First (And Last Date) ‘Queen & Chuff’ Will Ever Go On [Video]

Wow.

Lisa Yaro says she is usually by herself… Looking at how FINE she is, that might be confusing as hell. But after watching this clip, you WILL understand. Shhheeezzuusss! I have not seen ‘Queen & Slim’ yet, but was their date this awkward at the start?

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Comedy: Kinigra Wants Revenge, And She Needs ElHadj’s “Help” To Get It (Video)

My dude! Hadj, Kinigra finally came through on real sh!t and not that bullsh!t. Give her that ONE bruh… that SMASH… You know, to help her out (ha)!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Walter Could Not Hang With Kristen Before, But Now… (Video)

Haaaa! Kristen was NOT ready for Walter to come back at her like that. Obviously. She wasn’t even really dressed for it. But she got it! And she is gonna get some MORE!

Now that I have been dot org’d she won’t know what hit her. BABYYYY!!!! IM BACKKK, can you let me in?
Walter French

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Do You Believe Jenny Babas Is As Crazy About Guys As They Are About Her? (Video)

Fine attracts fine. It stands to reason that Jenny’s friend is unreasonably HOT. Enter Evelyn Gonzalez… insanely gorgeous! Hence, this video gets posted ASAP!

(Know what else is insane? Jenny in that bikini!! Gaaaaah DAMN!!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Bigg Jah Has Got To Get That BDR Off His Record? (Video)

What if you got the look, got the swag, got the mouthpiece… and ultimately GET the girl… BUT, when she let’s you smash… she judges your up-down game to be straight up TRASH!!

Can you talk your way back in for the run-back, the one-MORE-time, for your pride and reputation? Are you that strong with it? And if so, can you ‘redeem your stroke’ once that BDR (Bad D!ck Report) is out there on you?

It’s on you, Bigg Jah. But be careful, because Tiffany is CAKED and the YAMS are to die for… they will take you OUT quick!

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Comedy: Jasamine Banks Needs A ‘Midnight Snack’ But The Kitchen Is Closed (Video)

‘No Nut November’ huh? With Jasamine Banks in my bed, hotter than a lit firecracker?? Shiiiid! Any dude that don’t even try to ‘stir her macaroni’ is the real ‘nut’ #ThatsCraaazy

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T.K. Kirkland Speaks On Being A Player (Video)

Now THIS is some PIMPIN’ from a REAL player. And no, I am not overdoing it with the caps and emphasis. Just watch and listen as T.K. puts the game out there for FREE. Some real talk. Learn something from this interview young’uns.

Comedian T.K. Kirkland has several upcoming shows and a new special out now. He stopped by Sway In The Morning to talk about that and more.
– SWAY’S UNIVERSE

@ojones1

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Comedy: Walter Is Over His Girl’s Over-The-Top Dancing Lessons (Video)

THRUST!

Baahaahaaaa! Walter was like… Damn that boom ‘ish. Looking like you wanna zoom-a-zoom in his bae Jamie’s poom-poom with the sexy dance instruction. Boom, huh? Nah, breh. BOUNCE!

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– @ojones1

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Colton Dunn Tells The Story Of “Rapper’s Delight”… Drunk (Video)

Not just Drunk History. Drunk Hip-Hop History! I already like the show, but this episode… all the more awesome!

In the early days of hip-hop, Sylvia Robinson assembled the Sugarhill Gang to record the world-changing song “Rapper’s Delight.”
– Comedy Central

Big Bank Hank aka ‘The Rapping Pizza Guy.’ Haaaa!

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Comedy: Speed Dating Is Out Of Control (Video)

Too much ‘speed’ (like some of them are ‘on something’) and maybe too many ‘dates’…

Ha! Watch this (above). Crazy, right? Funny thing is (well, the whole clip is funny like HILARIOUS)… this is how I already imagine ‘speed dating’ is anyway. Not really into the concept, BUT if the women are THIS fine… I might have to fall through for at least a couple of ‘dates’ (maybe catch myself a Corbin or even a Tyeasha)!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: At The Office, Clayton Cannot Even ‘Touch’ His Wife Like That (Video)

That dude started singing some made up gospel AND reclaiming his virginity. Bwaaahahaa! Human Resources must be ON them about harassment policy… so much so that the ladies WANT to be ‘touched’ at work.

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– @ojones1

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