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Yvonne Orji (Molly On HBO’s “Insecure”) Is Keeping It Locked Until She Gets That Rock! [Video]

That Issa Rae “Insecure” show on HBO is a hit. Hahaha! How many times did they play with that ‘orgy’ vs. ‘Orji‘ pronunciation at the beginning? And WOW do they go right at ‘Molly’ right from the start on the Breakfast Club!

Yvonne Orji, the breakout star of HBO’s new show Insecure, stopped by the studio on Friday to talk with The Breakfast Club. Yvonne talked about playing a sexually free character named Molly on the show while being a 32-year-old virgin in real life. Yvonne also talked about her Nigerian roots, strong faith, and her first big break.

Great interview. Yvonne is hilarious and cool. So much so, this interview made me binge and catch up On Demand this past weekend. Yeah. That good. Watch and enjoy.

(Yvonne, fine guyull, I will stab you… BWAAAHAHAAAA!!)

@ojones1

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Worried About The Coming Trump Presidency? Don’t Be. Bill Burr Breaks Down Why (Video)

Yep. Bill Burr cast a vote in November 8th’s Trump vs. Clinton event …for None Of The Above. It’s all over but the swearing [in]. However, there are still some laughs to be had, and Conan & Bill are gonna be sure to get ’em!

Bill Burr: Nothing will change with Trump as President. Bill is also pretty sure that Trump isn’t really gonna build a wall, no matter what he says.

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Chris Tucker Almost Didn’t Survive The “California Love” Shoot (Video)

Almost dying, for real, at a Death Row video shoot? If there is an anecdote that defines ‘Thug Life’ as well as any urban dictionary, Chris Tucker shares it above!

After asking Hailee Steinfeld about a moment in her music video for “Starving,” James learns Chris Tucker was saved by Michael Clarke Duncan on the set of Tupac’s “California Love” music video.

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One: Magician David Blane Shows Up With A Deck Of Cards And A Frog… (Video)

You know you are a real magician when you can bring onlookers up for a really close look, then send them scurrying away like gleefully startled children. Hilarious, engaging and intriguing, watch master illusionist David Blane amaze Jimmy Fallon and The Roots in the clip above.

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Comedy: Stephen Colbert Says, “Don’t Move To Canada Just Yet!” (Video)

File this under laugh-to-keep-from-crying. But it is actually funny. Classic Colbert. It’s actually a monologue of hope… as America is on the verge of being made ‘great again.’ Like it or not, Donald J. Trump is the President Elect. But hey, this is what many American voters wanted. And the rest of us… we will endure. Together. We must! So don’t go running for border, eh. Stay.

Sure, they’ve got free healthcare up there. But being an American citizen is like family: you’re in it whether you like it or not.

Watch and take heart, Colbert Nation. We will be okay.

@ojones1

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Comedy: “The Holiday Roast” feat. The SquADD (Video)

It’s a double-dose of funny doing double duty. “The Holiday Roast” above is actually a promo vid for the holiday hilarity that just hit theaters entitled “Almost Christmas” AND it’s a damn funny janking session!

(‘Janking’ is ‘cracking jokes’ or ‘joining’ or ‘taking shots’…. or… ahhh just watch… you’ll get it!)

When the boyfriend Trevor comes in, though… daaaamn! Bwaahaaaaa!

@ojones1

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Dave Chappelle’s Opening Stand-Up Routine On Saturday Night Live (Video)

Dave Chappelle is back & continues to prove he’s a genius! Check out a few more of his SNL skits after the jump…

PREVIOUS: DAVE CHAPPELLE IN HIGH SCHOOL HIV/AIDS AWARENESS PROMO (VIDEO)
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By Any Means Necessary: Porn Stars Offer Men Free ‘BJs’ To NOT Vote For Trump On Election Day (Video)


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Comedy: K.I.T.T. Throwing Shots (And Fashion Tips) On ‘Knight Rider 2016’ [Video]

Bwahahaaaaa! This spoof is a killer! That knockoff music though.

Michael Knight and his talking car KITT fight for justice. With special guest stars Troy Duffy and Sean Patrick Flanery.

Sam Macaroni. The name is funny enough. And this “Knight Rider 2016” has just enough ‘cheese’ in it to make this violent comedy go down (see what we did there?). Now, shut up and watch…and have another Zima, Michael!

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The Muthaf*cking Samuel L. Jackson Muthaf*cking Compilation (Video)

Ohhhh just press play, you will get it within seconds…and probably chuckle for hours. Kudos to whoever sifted through Samuel L. Jackson’s greatest hits (e.g. uses of the MF-bomb) to make this montage.

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Insecure As F**k: Season 1, Episode 1 (HBO) [Video]

Good to see. DEFINITELY! New perspectives on comedy, no filter as far as we can see. We saw it from Donald Glover (“Atlanta” on FX is really good). Now, we see Issa doing her thing…on HBO! Watch the full ep. Not a trailer. No bootleg. Straight from Issa herself.

In the wake of her 29th birthday, Issa Dee and her best friend Molly reconsider their life choices.

Watch the half-hour comedy series Insecure, starring Issa Rae, Yvonne Orji, Jay Ellis and Lisa Joyce. Created and executive produced by Issa Rae, this eight-episode series is also executive produced by Prentice Penny, Melina Matsoukas, Michael Rotenberg, Dave Beck, Jonathan Berry, and Larry Wilmore as a consultant.

Insecure airs Sundays at 10:30PM on HBO.

Larry Wilmore attached. POWER move (do your research… the man behind “The Bernie Mac Show” to “Blackish”… too real for Comedy Central, but good while it lasted)!

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Touch 100 Tetas? Challenge Accepted! (Video)

Hahaaaa! Okay, Niti2Show. That Step Feliz model keeping it 100 (you gotta go back here and watch)… and now this?? Yuuuup, I subscribed! I scored every touch with the on-screen counter, and #77 was my fav… UNTIL I GOT TO 100! Dude is crazy. The ladies are good sports for playing along. This was freaky flirty fun!

@ojones1

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First Lady Michelle Obama Talks About Her Bestie Beyonce, Her Husband Barack And More (Video)

Hahahaaa! She called her husband ‘swagalicious’… priceless! Watching Michelle Obama talk about it with Stephen Colbert, you really get the feeling that the evening mealtime is more ‘dinner with the Obamas‘ than ‘dinner at The White House.’

Turns out everyone in President Obama’s family does an impression of him, usually at the dinner table. But the leader of the free world would rather gossip.

Nice. Lively interview with the lovely First Lady. Going to miss the Obamas when they move out of 1600. But bet your last dollar they will not just ‘go away.’ Way too much charisma and gumption for that. I’m almost as excited about the post-Presidency as I was when President Obama was voted and sworn in…both times #Swag

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Regina Hall Educates Conan About Yoni Eggs (Video)

Did you see when the lovely Regina Hall was on Conan talking about her Yoni Egg; what it is AND where she ‘wears’ it??? First off, it’s Regina Hall. Second, you might learn something about them Eggs. I SWEAR TO YOU… BOTH make this worth watching!

@ojones1

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Eye Candy: Dominican Model Step Feliz Plays “100 Penes” (Video)

What the…?? WOW, she just gone grab… oh MY!

Whew! Step Feliz is SOOOO fine. Re-THICK-ulous! But given what she is touching on with NO fear, why am I laughing so hard my first response? YIJAAA! Bwahaaaa!

MORE STEP FELIZ ON INSTAGRAM

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Fist Fight (Trailer)

You know, Ice Cube does really well on films in which he stars opposite an actor who can deliver high-energy foolery – Chris Tucker, Mike Epps, Kevin Hart… you get it. And now Charlie Day, seemingly a bit subdued in the trailer. But bet on some of that “Always Sunny In Philadelphia,” “Pacific Rim,” “Bad Bosses” crazy coming through his character as he is forced to face down Ice Cube’s character. Yeah. You read right. How else would they get to the point of a “Fist Fight.”

Ice Cube and Charlie Day star as high school teachers prepared to solve their differences the hard way in the comedy “Fist Fight,” directed by Richie Keen (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) – in theaters February 17!

On the last day of the year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell (Day) is trying his best to keep it together amidst senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that put jobs on the line. But things go from bad to worse when he accidentally crosses his much tougher and deeply feared colleague, Ron Strickland (Cube), who challenges Campbell to an old-fashioned throw down after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire and ends up becoming the very thing this school, and Campbell, needed.

Oh damn, Tracy Morgan’s in this! Definitely on the Ice Cube crazy co-star list, too. See you after school in the parking lot, punk. Hahaaa!

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“Between Two Ferns” With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton (Video)

The ‘first girl president’… Zach Galifianakis is MENTAL! But he had a point: Hillary Clinton would be the first White U.S. president millions of kids have known. Aaaaand that’s the balance of the ‘good points’ in this clip. Uncomfortably funny as you would expect an ep of “Between Two Ferns” to be. You gotta watch.

(And hey, Barack Obama appeared on the show, so Hillary likely felt like, “I gotta do this.” Baaahahaaa!)

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Comedy: The 50 Cent Store (Video)

Forget about Dollar General… shop with the G-Unit general! Hahahaaaa!

50 Cent is a man of many talents. He’s an actor, a producer, a rapper and he also owns a highly successful chain of retails stores which are currently having a big back-to-school sale.

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Kanan’s Nudity On “Power” Surprised 50 Cent… And His Aunt Geraldine (Video)

The opening theme of “Power” focuses on coming from the ‘poorest part’ of a ‘big rich town’… Well, show creator Courtney A. Kemp didn’t tell producer and star Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson (playing the arch enemy, Kanan, on the show) that his private ‘part’ would be prominently featured in episode four of the hit series.

Bad move. The bad blood caused by that surprise full frontal shown on-screen still lingers to this day. Fiddy has learned to joke about it, but we’re not sure about his auntie Geraldine. We can only hope she’s calmed down. Ha!

Watch. You gotta.

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John Oliver Gives Us The Low-Down On Down & Dirty Auto Lenders (Video)

WOW! Did y’all know about the car loan beeper??? Car loan folks are out of f*cking control. But so are John, Keegan and Bob. Ha!

Auto lenders can steer vulnerable people into crushing debt. Keegan-Michael Key and Bob Balaban help John Oliver show exactly how.
– Last Week Tonight

Learn from this and be wary of the Buy-Here-Pay-Here bloodsuckers.

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