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Farewell To Bill O’Reilly: From Stephen Colbert And ‘Stephen Colbert’ (Video)

Wow, there is NO chill when it comes to celebrating reporting on the departure of Bill O’Reilly from Fox News, is there? Just one more clip on that. It’s a good one though. Haaa!

A brash, loud-mouthed, far-right know-it-all has some parting words for a brash, loud-mouthed, far-right know-it-all.

Stephen Colbert is HILARIOUS, and so is ‘Stephen Colbert.’

(That Patriots’ White House shot he fit in there, too. Bwaaahahaaa!)

@ojones1

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Stephen Colbert With A ‘420 Monologue’ To (Not) Remember [Video]

Wonder if Stephen ever ‘inhaled’ though. But he and intern Stoney Von Dankington have this same convo every year on this date. Yes. THAT is the real meaning behind 4/20 – a commemoration of their hilarious conversation.

(That… and puff-puff-PASS maaaaan. Hahaaaa!)

@ojones1

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Trevor Noah On Bill O’Reilly Getting Fired From Fox News (Video)

Comedy Central’s ‘Fake News’ with some real talk on the now former head of the real news fakers. Yeah, marinate on that as you watch this. Plus, remember a few days back, in that interview during which Ludacris mentioned ‘troubles’ that Bill O’Reilly was going through? Well, not to pile on, but…

Trevor celebrates Bill O’Reilly’s ouster at Fox News by looking back at some of “The O’Reilly Factor” host’s most racist moments.
– The Daily Show

Technically, this is likely the start of the end of all the hubbub for Bill. Career-wise, at least.

@ojones1

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Jay Pharoah Speaks On Leaving SNL, Remembers Charlie Murphy And More (Video)

Jay Pharoah wants you to know that he is ‘not a yes n!gga’ folks. Hear, in the interview above, the risky career situations where he says ‘no’ to things, how he ended up leaving Saturday Night Live and more. Interesting how he affirmed that they (SNL) attempted to pigeonhole him as the Black impressionist; then he tossed that Chris Rock impression right in there within minutes (then a smidge of President Trump later).

(Did Jay say he got ‘White famous’ around the 8-minute mark though? Hahaa!)

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The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Explicit Trailer)

The homie Corey (aka DJ D-Block Da MixDragon) shared this trailer for “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” and wrote a PERFECT post to accompany it:

Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson in a movie together. ….Deadpool and Nick Fury in a movie together. The amount of ways ‘muthf**ka’ will be used in this movie will be legendary!!!!!

Bwaaaahahaaaaaa! That write-up, and the trailer, just made this movie make my must-watch list. See ya in August folks!

@ojones1

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Sandy Wexler (Netflix Trailer)

Wowwwww. This has got #NetflixAndChill all over it. Please call up that special someone and get some heartfelt laughs going over some hot buttery popcorn on the couch tonight (or whatever night this weekend is good). Chuckles beget silly snorts, silly snorts become snuggles, and one thing, leading to the bada-bing… aaaand who’s making breakfast *wink*

In the 90’s one man ruled Hollywood with an iron fist. Sandy Wexler was not that man.
– Netflix

An ‘Iron Fist’ huh? Clever, Netflix, clever. And kudos, Adam Sandy, that Jennifer Courtney is some serious Eye Candy!

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SNL: ‘President Trump’ Gives His Supporters Answers (Video)

Saturday Night Live is absolutely killing it! This spoof of ‘The President’ telling his loyal supporters about everything that’s gonna be JUNKED! is everything. Another bowl of delicious finger chili anyone? Bahahaaa!

President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) meets with supporters (Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant) in Kentucky’s Boone County.

@ojones1

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“The O’Reilly Factor With Donald Trump” On SNL (Video)

Bill O’Reilly and President Donald Trump get the spoofing of a lifetime! Alec Baldwin gave ’em the BUSINESS!! Imitation is the highest form of comedy in this clip. Bwaaaahahaaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Louis C.K. Hosts ‘Saturday Night Live’ (Stand-Up Monologue) [Video]

Yes. That’s right. That’s right. That’s appropriate.

You know how every now and then you will see a Louis C.K. post on here? Think that is an accident?

Okay, that was rhetorical. Hell naw it ain’t no accident! Louis C.K. is one of the funniest comedians out today. Point. Blank. Period. FACTS!

I have been watching and laughing for years. Louis is SURGICAL at touching nerves that should be touched while extracting laughter. And his shows are loaded with line-stepping; a feat he performs without fear, and in ways very few comedians can equal.

Exhibit A… THIS! Louis C.K. was the guest on SNL giving the audience the business! Going right in with a chicken, a Black guy, and racism…

Wait what!!!

You gah-damn right you’re gonna watch now… and thoroughly enjoy! Keep in mind, this is just the opening monologue.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Who Wins When Jimmy Fallon Lip Sync Battles Shaquille O’Neal? (Video)

We all win!

Okay, so you read the title and you think: Shaq used to rap and he was always clowning during NBA All-Star Weekend game intros and hamming it up for the crowds… AND Fallon has done tons of musical fun stuff on his show. Ought to be pretty entertaining. And you’d be absolutely RIGHT!

Jimmy faces off with Shaquille O’Neal, with a surprise appearance by Pitbull, in a hilarious lip sync-off to songs like Bobby Brown’s “My Prerogative,” Ariana Grande and John Legend’s “Beauty and the Beast” and House of Pain’s “Jump Around.”

So, surprise: Pitbull! But what most of us probably perpetually underestimate is just how far and fast Jimmy will ‘go there’ to get laughs and wows from the audience. Case in point, this clip. Hahaaaa!

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James Corden ‘Coaches’ Stephen Curry To Be The Best Leisure Athlete And Car Singer He Can Be! (Video)

Carpool Karaoke. That’s what Steph has been DREAMING about. And guaranteed, when he and James live the dream, your day will be made!!

James Corden heads to Northern California to spend time with Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry, and the two play some mini golf and take a ride in the carpool lane with some Disney songs.

If you find a way to hate on this video, congratulations. You win the Lifetime Hater award. Enjoy a bitter rest of your life. The rest of us will be headed toward happiness because this is awesome!

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Hollywood Offers Black Men The Same 11 Roles To Play (Video)

Bwaaahahaa! Mamoudou NDiaye is tired of these muthaf**king stereotypical roles that our talented muthaf**king Black actors have to play! And he addresses the situation comically… buuuut, there is more than a twinge of truth to this. Just because it is funny does not mean it is not true.

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Master Of None (Season 2) [Series Trailer]

Heeee’s back… in the States! Aziz, with his Mom and Dad (awww). For real, his parents play his parents. Just in case you aren’t up on things, go binge season 1 of “Master Of None” on Netflix. Season 2 comes out on May 12, so you have a little bit of time.

After traveling abroad, Dev (Aziz Ansari) returns to New York to take on challenges in his personal and family life, a new career opportunity, and a complex, developing relationship with someone very meaningful to him.
– Netflix

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Louie CK’s Got Shots For Trump, Obama, Non-Voters… And Jokes & Chat For Stephen Colbert (Vote)

One dude… Just ONE dude in the Colbert audience admitted to being a Trump supporter. WHERE are all these voters for President Trump (rhetorical, please don’t feel compelled to respond). Hilarious, but somehow still thoughtful & thought-provoking, host Stephen Colbert has Louie CK on the show – talking Trump and more.

Louis CK regrets comparing Donald Trump to Hitler. But he’s not going to take it back.

Interestingly enough, CK (who is clearly NOT a President Trump supporter) expressed sympathy for the sole supporter of The Donald; sorry that dude and those of his ilk fell prey to a ‘Dirty Rotten Lying Sack Of Sh!t’ (Louie’s words).

@ojones1

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Snoop And Gabriel Iglesias ‘Huff & Puff’ And Talk About Stuff On GGN (Video)

Double G got that oowee! Not just that sticky that has comedian Gabriel coughing up a lung… but that Stormy Frontz… OOWEE!! Made Snoop do a walkthrough during the ‘report’ to get a better view 😉

@ojones1

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All Jokes Aside (Documentary)

Something about every time Tichina talks in this is moving. Just saying.

This “All Jokes Aside” video is a VH1.com documentary that celebrates black female comedians and takes a closer look at their varied representations and styles. After the jump, you can watch the Q&A panel moderated by Franchesca Ramsey. Featured in the documentary are Tichina Arnold, Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustine, Tiffany Haddish, Luenell, Yvonne Orji, April Reign, Amanda Seales, Sasha Stewart, Sydnee Washington, and Debra Wilson.

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Comedy/Sports: Snoop Dogg Commentates And Promotes For UFC (Video)

See, you’re wrong if you think Snoop Dogg’s expertise at commentary is limited to lovely ladies and sticky-icky at GGN. No sir! No ma’am! The DoggFather is trying to get at that King of Broadcast Media title. Watch Mr. Broadus put his pimpalicious touch to some MMA footage… and get ready to LAUGH!

(More after the jump.)

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Naked (Netflix Trailer)

Mm mm mm. Why not have sexy azz Regina Hall waking up in the raw on the elevator though… because equal rights!! We’re here for you, Regina. WE support your right to bare(ness), even if Hollywood doesn’t (haaaa)! For seriously though, this trailer is like that Bill Murray “Groundhog’s Day” movie mashed into everyone’s worst wake up at school in your draws (or less) nightmare. What is it with that dream anyway?

When Rob Anderson (Marlon Wayans), a charming man-child, arrives in Charleston the night before he is about to marry the woman of every man’s dreams, Megan Swope (Regina Hall), he hasn’t written his vows, learned the steps for the first dance, or even remembered to bring the ring. Instead of taking care of his responsibilities, Rob goes out for a night on the town with his best man (Jonathan Todd Jackson). Then something unexpected happens… Rob wakes up naked in an elevator with no idea how he got there. When the elevator doors open Rob is shocked to find that it’s late in the morning and he has only one hour to get to the church or miss his own wedding. He tries desperately to get to the chapel, streaking through a city marathon, stealing clothes, avoiding capture by local police, a near death confrontation with a vicious motorcycle gang, and many other obstacles only to find himself waking up in the elevator again and again. Some unknown force has conspired to make Rob live this hour repeatedly until he finally grows up and becomes the man that his amazing fiancée deserves to marry. On Netflix August 11.
– Netflix

Netflix is winning. Ought to be hilarious!

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (Teaser Trailer #1)

Haa! Looks like some fun for the family, esp. if you have young’uns in your movie viewing audience. “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul” is set to hit theaters right as kids are getting set to hit the schoolhouse doors for the summer. Trailer #1 in the tagline implies that there will be a Trailer #2… hopefully meaning the movie is so loaded with zaniness that the funny is not poured just into snips in the teasers.

Greg convinces his family to take a road trip to attend his great grandmother’s 90th birthday as a cover for what he really wants: to attend a nearby gamer convention. Unsurprisingly, things do not go according to plan and Heffley family antics ensue.
– Movieclips Trailers

Interesting note for folks in Metro Atlanta, esp. on the east side. The moviemakers filmed all around Stone Mountain. Peep and see if you recognize some spots in the trailer spot above.

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How Microaggressions Are Majorly Offensive (Video)

Still don’t fully understand what microaggressions are?
Here’s a metaphor you won’t forget!

Ohhh! So that’s what you call it when folks who don’t know any better (or who actually do, but wanna be azzholy-on-the-lowly) poke and pester you with patronizing platitudes that are actually coded putdowns… microaggressions!

You know, like if you are actually surprised that a Black guy, or a ‘blogger’ for that matter, actually knew those words I just used, could onomatopoeically employ them thusly, or even want to comment how surprised you are that I know a sesquipedalian word like ‘onomatopoeically’… Yeah, you’d be one of those microaggressors!

@ojones1

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