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Kevin Hart Speaks On His Life, His Book, His Inspirations And More (Video)

Fellas, if you are ‘blessed’ below you are blessed for sho’ no matter how bad your life might go. Just paraphrasing some of the hilarious, but real, talk that this clip starts with. And then we quickly move to Kevin’s dad getting hit with an axe (wait, WHAT??!)… and it keeps getting realer, still real funny, while slipping in some real motivation & inspiration.

Kevin Hart is Brutally Honest in His New Book ‘I Can’t Make This Up: Life Lessons’ + Learning from Legends in the Industry & Speaks on New Partnership With Lionsgate.
Sway’s Universe

Lots to unpack in the above interview. Good stuff.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Waiting In Line For Hell (Video)

It’s getting hot in hell…

Bwaaaahahaaaaa! You know how folks will tell you that wrong-SO-wrong joke, knowing you will laugh at it, then tell you that you’re going to hell for laughing. Well, they are going with you. And they won’t lose their sense of humor in the waiting line; even if you do.

DoBoy and Tahir are waiting in line to go to hell. Find out why they’re there!
– All Def Digital

These dudes are hilarious!

@ojones1

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Steven Soderberg Is Betting That His “Logan Lucky” Movie Ends The Summer With A Bang (Trailer)

I know everything there is to know about computers. All the Twitters. I know ’em.

Hahaaa! Now that’s funny! “Logan Lucky” is about brothers – played by Channing Tatum and Adam Driver – planning a robbery at the Coca-Cola 600 race with their sister (played by Riley Keough)… and an explosives expert (Joe Bang, played by Daniel Craig)… who they have to break out of jail.

This flick looks to be built on the classic Steven Soderbergh combo of team heist and team comedy (‘timing’ being key to both, right). Check out the trailer for “Logan Lucky” – due out in theaters this August.

(Oh, Soderbergh is the dude who brought us Ocean’s Eleven (redux), Twelve and Thirteen. So he knows a thing or 13 about funny heist movies.)

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Ryan Reynolds Tries To Keep Assassin Samuel L. Jackson From Being Killed In “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” (Video)

Hitting you upside the head with another trailer for a movie that looks like it is going to deliver all the thrilling action crazy of ‘Snakes On A Plane’ and the violent comedy bang-bang of ‘Deadpool’… Yeeeep, Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson are gonna clear that high bar with no problem in “The Hitman’s Bodyguard.” Very little chance that this trailer is a front for a funny dud, as these two can be counted on to deliver the goods. Gonna be fun to see them doing Marvel movie type stuff in different wardrobes and roles (ha!).

Watch the extended explicit official trailer above. In theaters this August.

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Keegan-Michael Key And Cobie Smulders Are “Friends From College” Trying to Get Each Other Through Mid-Life (Trailer)

Bwaaaahahaaa! It’s like you turn Key & Peele loose, off the censored Comedy Central airwaves and onto the big screen… and they LOSE THEIR MINDS in the best ways. The stuff Keegan-Michael Key says and does brings forth a hilarity that borders on the edge of insanity (like what Keegan would give to get the drug store dude to open back up at the end of the trailer above). Check out the teaser for this Netflix series above.

Friends From College is a new Netflix Original Series from Nick Stoller and Francesca Delbanco. The husband and wife team serve as executive producers and writers on the series and Stoller directs all eight episodes. The eight-episode series features an all star cast including Keegan-Michael Key, Cobie Smulders, Annie Parisse, Nat Faxon, Fred Savage, and Jae Suh Park.

The show centers on a group of friends who went to Harvard together and are now facing down their forties and experiencing a range of success, or lack thereof, both professionally and domestically. With interwoven and oftentimes complicated relationships with one another, the series is a comedic exploration of old friendships, former romantic entanglements and balancing adult life with nostalgia for the past.
– Netflix

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Conan’s Wonder Woman Workout With Gal Gadot Leaves Him Feeling A Little Less Manly (Video)

Hahaaa! Conan will leverage his intense Girl Scout training and weak-looking legs in attempting to to get as fit as Gal Gadot did to deliver in her “Wonder Woman” role. Gal trained for six months. Conan will try to get on Gal’s level in 35 minutes.

Conan Works Out With Wonder Woman Gal Gadot – CONAN on TBS
– Team Coco

True to the TBS comedy credo… This clip was ‘very funny!’

@ojones1

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Reporter Covering ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Park Ride Could Not Cover His Mouth (Video)

We should not have done this. We should NOT have done this.
Cory James, Reporter, Action News On ABC 30

Baaahahaaaa! Words you do not want to hear in a human interest piece for the local news. Heck, you don’t wanna be the one saying them while doing the story… on an amusement ride… for Guardians Of The Galaxy. That said, THIS dude’s ride reaction is PRICELESS! Watch. Just watch.

Reporter reacts to Guardians of the Galaxy – Mission: BREAKOUT! Ride at Disneyland Resort.
– Funny Local News

Hey, at least he didn’t cuss. And all things considered, he took those G’s like a G!

#Respect #StillFunnyThough

@ojones1

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Kumail Nanjiani Takes Us On A Mansion Tour… Of His Mansion… ‘Really’ (Video)

His favorite shape is ‘circle’ and that shape is all over the place. Okay then. That proves it, right? It MUST really be Kumail’s Mansion. Haha! Watch this MTV Cribs style tour of his… um… home??

Though we can’t confirm that this is ‘Silicon Valley’ star Kumail Nanjiani’s actual home.

@ojones1

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Former Mexican President Vicente Fox With A Message For Donald J. Trump (Video)

Amigo, you have a ton of flaws…
Vicente Fox

(Imagine opening a battle rap with that line. Ha!)

Okay, SNL is still the champ of President Trump roasting, but yoooo… this Super Deluxe video starring former Mexican President Vicente Fox though. Bahahaaaaa!

Dear Donald J. Trump: Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Quesada has an important message for you.
– Super Deluxe

@ojones1

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Snoop Dogg – “Trash Bags” (Live Performance)

These guys know how to mix fun and serious business. Jimmy Kimmel and Snoop Dogg doing the damn thing on the tube again; not ‘roasting’ on Comedy Central, rather with Snoop performing “Trash Bags” on Jimmel Kimmel Live.

And the re-THICK-ulous dancing girls on stage made it an extra ‘special’ night on stage. But for something really special, hit the jump (more footage of Snoop’s time with Kimmel).

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Ice Cube Reveals That “Last Friday” Is In The Works, Gives James Corden A BIG3-Style Hand Check And More (Video)

Marketing GENIUS! For one, going on the ‘Late Late Show’ rocking the BIG3 tee shirt and ‘demonstrating’ some expected rough stuff from his new basketball league (more on BIG3 here) on host James Corden in this segment… then, THENNNN letting it ‘slip’ that another installment of the beloved ‘Friday’ movie series (“Last Friday,” apparently) is in the works. Plus, Jason Derulo giving big-ups to the OG off top. ‘Today was a good day’ for Oshea J. Setting up for a good year!

Ice Cube and Jason Derulo had a blast on ‘The Late Late Show’ on Tuesday night (May 16), with Cube laying down a hard hand-check on host James Corden and Derulo busting out his best Michael Jackson moves.
– Refugio Mayer

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‘Lester Holt’ Interviews ‘President Donald Trump’ On Saturday Night Live (Video)

Aaaawww DAMN! Hahahaaahahaaa!

President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) discusses firing FBI director James Comey in an interview with Lester Holt (Michael Che).

This clip is so chock full of shots, I don’t know where to begin and I almost didn’t want it to end. You know what, no more ‘priming the pump’… Let’s get to this Saturday Night Live ‘Lester Holt vs. President Trump’ sketch!

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Nardwuar Interviews Seth Rogen (Video)

Hahaaa! Dope azz dope-head Seth Rogen. Great interview, with (as always) awesome mindblowing gifts! For some reason that ‘Doggy Dogg World’ ending comes to mind… Talkin’ ’bout you Snoop. Taaaaalkin’ bout you Snoop… and Gang Starr and Wu-Tang and A Tribe Called Quest… and more with The Human Serviette on the Internet – Canada’s own Nardwuar.

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Sports: 2 Chainz Shows Out On Kevin Garnett’s Home Court At Area 21 (Video)

HILARIOUS!!

Remember when 2 Chainz took on The Human Highlight Reel aka Dominique Wilkins? Well, go back to that post here… AFTER you watch what we have here above… because Titty Boi 2 Pointer is balling with the Big Leaguers again. And he is giving them enough to where the NBA’ers have to give him some talk back. Get ’em 2 Chainz. Rep the ATL well!

That tape – “Putting It On KG’s Azz” (pause) – is gonna be that fire (um, pause again, just in case). Hahahaaaa!

Bonus behind the scenes trash talk from the pro-ballers after the jump. A whole other thing. Really good though.

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73 Questions With Aziz Ansari (Video)

The 50 Cent “Grapefruit” joke and the Richard Pryor jokes launched into space… great answers; esp. on the fly. Plus, wanting to kill the ‘foodie’ trend (although, who doesn’t wanna be a foodie for real; or at least a guest on Action Bronson’s “F**k That’s Delicious.” Watch above for more rapid-fire interview responses. Cool and funny, with good Aziz insights.

On the eve of the Met Gala, “Master of None” co-creator Aziz Ansari makes us a smoothie while answering 73 unexpected questions. Aziz talks about his childhood crush on Elaine Benes, his displeasure with the term “foodie,” and tries to rank his favorite Kanye West albums.

Ohhhhh! Aziz did DMX though??? Gotta watch!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Aziz Ansari Diversifies ‘The Late Show’ (Video)

Mixing that Brown with that White… Not a good idea when drinking… but a GREAT idea when it comes to comedy and late night TV. Let the hilarity ensue as Aziz Ansari integrates Colbert’s show. Haaaahahaaa!

When Aziz is sitting next to Stephen, 100% of the people on “The Late Show” are from South Carolina, and 50% are not White. That’s progress!

@ojones1

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Talks About The ‘Pale Blue Dot’ And Our Place In The Universe (Video)

I remember a show on TV growing up called “Big Blue Marble” that hinted at the smallness of planet Earth compared to the vastness of space; but it still referred to it as the ‘biggest marble’ in the game. But…BUT… watch modern science guy Neil deGrasse Tyson show us just how small our home is as a place in the universe… but still let us know that we are STILL special.

@ojones1

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Hasan Minhaj (Of The Daily Show) Gives An Roast Epic Speech At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner (Video)

Ohhhhhh shhhheeeeeeeiiiit! I wanted to categorize this as comedy, but this is more. This is even more biting than mere satire; plenty of BITE. Don Rickles (RIP) level roasting of an entire room AND of The President… you know, at the WHITE HOUSE Correspondents’ event that they have EVERY year.

Daily Show correspondent Hasan Minhaj took full advantage of Donald Trump’s absence by taking aim at The President and his administration during his monologue at the White House Correspondents’ dinner.
Global News

I’m sure it was on his calendar. But hell, I cannot blame him. Some of this sh!t BURNED, but it seems like everyone took it in stride. And I do mean everyone, because ‘The Daily Show’ Correspondent Hasan Minhaj gave a taste to EVERYONE: Not just the POTUS, but key officials in his Administration, with shots for Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, even C-SPAN (who broadcasts the event annually)!

You HAVE to watch, but strap up and sack up. Hasan is hella funny, but his speech hits hella HARD! Whew.

@ojones1

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Why Credit Cards Are A Scam (Video)

Funny. But straight – no chaser! Credit cards are a scam. ‘Money without having money’… yeah right, more like a fancy IOU card #Facts #FinancialLiteracy

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Bill Burr’s Tribute To Charlie Murphy (Audio)

Bill Burr is one of the realest comedians out here. And real funny! Let’s get a blessing of both sides of Burr as he shares a Charlie Murphy story in memory of the recently departed Chappelle Show comrade.

Bill Burr talks about the passing of his friend Charlie Murphy.

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