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Comedy: Kevin Hart & Lavar Ball Shoot The Sh!t And A Couple Of Baskets In Ice Baths (Video)

Gather any and all hate for Kevin Hart and/or Lavar Ball that you can muster, focus it in your mind, and press play… and you will STILL enjoy this! Actually, really good. And hilarious!

Kevin Hart and Lavar Ball are both cold as balls! They’re hollering, hooping, and in a tub of trouble! You don’t want to miss this.
– Laugh Out Loud Network

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Comedy: Clint Coley Tells Her The Truth About Valentine’s Day (Video)

If there’s any day you needa be busting it wide open, today is the day.

If men (or women) really told the truth… the truth about how Valentine’s Day is supposed to be… How dope would that be? Let’s just get it out there: An expected level of gift-giving, special date planning, special intimate wear, and VERY special amorous activity, and EVERYONE would be satisfied! So find it, figure it out, get it fitted and f**k the $%&! out of somebody. THAT is what this Day is.

Or… you can just leave.

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Melodrama Meets Coming-Of-Age Comedy In The 1990s And We Get “Everything Sucks!” (Trailer)

There has GOT to be someone who remembers the ’90s like this: the dial-up speed Internet, the ‘bomb’ slang terminology, maybe even your friend’s mom being ‘all that and a bag of chips’ (well, moms in here is hella cute). Available for binge watching in a matter of days… “Everything Sucks!”

You can’t fast forward high school. Head back to 1996 with Everything Sucks!, launching February 16, only on Netflix.
– Netflix

WATCH: EVERYTHING SUCKS (NETFLIX)!

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Questlove Tells The Story Of The Birth Of Hip-Hop… Drunk (Video)

This excerpt of Comedy Central’s “Drunk History” is gold! Comedic, historically actual, Hip-Hop factual GOLD!

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Black Is Back! Listen To Bullhorn Tell You About It In This “Black Dynamite 2” Teaser (Trailer)

Sho’ya-daaaamn’right, baby!!! This is a sequel that will make you salivate… or at least spit out what you are drinking. “Black Dynamite” was hilarious, and I have high expectations for the sequel.

Oh, yeah. There’s a “Black Dynamite” sequel coming. And there’s a trailer up for it right now.

(The pseudonyms in the cast listing at the end though. All the old footage though. And wtf is cinemaphonic quadrovision? Bwaaahahaaaa!)

@ojones1

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Adam Sandler Brings His “The Week Of” Movie To Netflix (Trailer)

Dude. Netflix is a beast out here, ya hear? And Adam Sandler skipped traditional small screens to go online worldwide costarring with his homie Chris Rock for “The Week Of” too? Major!

The comedy tells the story of a devoted, middle-class father (Adam Sandler) determined to pay for his daughter’s wedding despite the prodding of the wealthier father of the groom (Chris Rock). A series of calamities forces the dads (and their families) to come together and endure the longest week of their lives. “The Week Of” premieres April 27 on Netflix.
– Netflix

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High School Is Serious To The Squad “On My Block” (Trailer)

How are we gonna survive high school?

It’s a funny question, sorta. You remember it was a big deal; and in some hoods it could be that dangerous. Dope theme music running through this trailer, somebody should’ve found a way to throw “On My Black” by Scarface in there. Plenty of episodes (10) for binging soon… maybe they will.

On My Block, co-created by Lauren Iungerich (creator of Awkward) and Eddie Gonzalez & Jeremy Haft, is a coming of age comedy about four bright and street-savvy friends navigating their way through the triumph, pain and the newness of high-school set in the rough inner city. See it on Netflix March 16.
– Netflix

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It’s Actually 50 Cent Responding To These Online Comments (Video)

Maaan, somebody get your man Curtis. Crazy hilarious! Check out 50 Cent trolling (sorta) and responding online on most all the popular social networking sites.

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50 Cent ‘Reviews’ Jay-Z’s Album “4:44” (Video)

50 Cent called Jay-Z’s album “4:44” golf course music? Felt ‘Carlton Banks’ ish about it. Bahaaaa!

(C’mon, the album was good; but so is Fiddy’s comedic jabs. It’s okay, you can laugh.)

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People Do Know That Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Is NOT On Twitter… Don’t They? (Video)

Since this is Donald Trump’s first MLK Day in office we decided to commemorate it by going out on the street and asking people whose side they were on in the Donald Trump/Dr. King Twitter war. Of course, Martin Luther King has been gone for 50 years but that didn’t stop people from weighing in on this impossible feud in an MLK Day edition of #LieWitnessNews.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

Sometimes you just gotta laugh at sh!t. Like this Kimmel clip. Hope they don’t end up starting a ‘real’ Trump Tweet beef with Dr. MLK Jr. (RIP) Prediction on that: Would be reeeeeally one-sided.

(But you knew that. Some of these interviewees, well, may not.)

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Women May Be From Venus… But We Know “The Female Brain” Is ‘Out There’ (Trailer)

Blake Griffin is a fool for this! A couple of ‘pause’ worthy scenes in there. Hahahaaaa! All-star cast (including sexy Sofia Vergara *yooo*). Hilarious trailer for “The Female Brain.” And shout to crazy azz Deon Cole in there.

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Dan Aykroyd Speaks On The Scene That Makes “Trading Places” One Of The Best ‘American Business’ Movies Of All Time (Video)

Was watching “Trading Places” a few days ago for the 1,234,678th time. Today while working I ran across this interview with Dan Akroyd about the film that we felt everyone should peep. If you are too young to have seen the classic movie “Trading Places” we posted the full film courtesy of youtube after the jump…..

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Comedy: Katt Williams Is About To Talk Sh!t About This “Great America” We Are Supposed To Be Making (Trailer)

Oh, we get this tomorrow though? Cool! Money Mike aka Katt Williams is back, pimpin’!

The King of Underground Comedy is back and ready to exercise the right to speak his mind. Great America premieres January 16 on Netflix.

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Dear Wack Rapper: Crank Lucas Will Steal Your Girl… While You Are In The Booth! (Video)

Damn.

She fine like that AND got bars?? Yeah, ya girl is got if the engineer (1) thinks she’s hot, (2) thinks your rhymes are not, (3) invites you to hit the booth so he can hit on your THOT. Hahaaaa!

@ojones1

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Rodney Perry Did Two Stand-Ups Before He Went Down… Hard… Almost Permanently (Video)

So moving. Might want to grab a tissue… for those *er* allergies that comedian Rodney Perry’s real-life story is about to give y’all.

While on a comedy tour in 2016, Navy Veteran Rodney Perry suffered a severe stroke. He received life-saving care at the Denver VA Medical Center and spent the next 40 days in their inpatient rehab clinic.
– U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs

@ojones1

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Former ‘Movie Marine’ John Cena Has A New Mission: Prom Night “C*ck Blocker” (Trailer)

It’s not a secret but in case you are not knowing, WWE Superstar John Cena is actually hilarious on film. Bit parts here and there show that, but this bigger feature part he’s playing looks like even better proof.

I just chugged a 40 with my a**hole. I’m a team player!

Officially the line of this movie. Baaahahaaaa!

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MSNBC’s Ari Melber Reviews SNL’s Deliberate Choice Of Dave Chappelle As Guest Host (Video)

Ohhhh, so Lorne Michaels (SNL Exec Producer) tapped Dave Chappelle to host that show because he KNEW Donald Trump would win the U.S. Presidency. Wooowwww!

@ojones1

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Aries Spears Speaks On Black Thought’s Funk Flex Freestyle And Challenges Young Rappers To Step Up (Video)

Lean in around 7 minutes in. You are gonna need to watch this entire clip. But Aries Spears is speaking REAL LIFE to REAL HIP-HOP in this. Right there #ThatPart

And yeah. Being young, of a different era, that ‘old heads did drugs, gangsta ish and money talk rhymes, too’… stop it with all that; and hold this ‘L’ if you can’t.

Wack was wack back then. And it is now.

Salute to ALL artists for the COURAGE it takes to share your gift. Respect. But we LOVE dope music. At best, we ‘cool’ on the rest. And when we talk about being dope, we speak to the greatest in rap We mean those who speak to the Hip-Hop Nation. Folks we can stand on 20+ years later.

I submit all the music I try-out to a 20-year test. Black Thought and those of his ilk (Andre 3K, Scarface, Common, and many more) passed. I submit that Joey Bada$$, K. Dot, J. Cole, A$AP Rocky… will pass that test. But a lot of that work that Aries sh!t on in this will not.

Time will tell. And bet it won’t take 20 years.

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘Amazon Echo Silver’ For Seniors (Video)

Hmm… looks like somebody already knows what to get Paw-Paw from his birthday present. ‘Alexa’ seta reminder for me. Hahaaaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Which Star Wars Character Is The Best (Video)

Who will the SquADD choose as the best Star Wars character ever?

(Are you serious with that question? That is NEVER how these things go. They just take this, yet another, opportunity to bag on each other… hard. So hilarious!)

@ojones1

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