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Food: A Debate On ‘The Best Donut’ (Video)

The blueberry on them hoes… That blueberry go so HARD!

Haha! Precious is so… precious for saying that like that. She and the SquADD go hard about their favorite donuts AND with shots at each other (par for the course). Gotta admit: (1) I thought this would be a debate on brands (e.g. Krispy Kreme vs. Dunkin) and (2) Precious’ sexy matches her level of silly. She does it for me. Facts!

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Comedy: ‘The Other Cleveland Cavaliers’ Represent… And Apologize To ‘Lebron James’ (Video)

Bwaaaahahaa! So this is how SNL is gonna do Korver, Kev Love, Thompson and the rest of the ballers on Bron-Bron’s squad, huh? Okay…

So, this Donald Glover goodness didn’t make the cut for TV (for his Saturday Night Live appearance). But thank goodness for the Interwebs. Time constraints kept this clip off air. But on here, it’s on!

The Cleveland Cavaliers not named LeBron James (Donald Glover, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day, Luke Null, Chris Redd, Heidi Gardner) share what they bring to the team.
– Saturday Night Live

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Comedy: And ‘The Best Sitcom Mom’ Is… (Video)

…Claire Huxtable! End of discussion! She was a mega-powered attorney, mommy to the ‘Cosby kids’ on must-see NBC TV, and a MILF to ME (oh, and the rest of y’all horn doggy doggs)! But you know we gotta let the SquADD talk about it, and take shots at each other. Hahaaa!

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite sitcom mom.
– All Def Digital

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Comedy: SNL Sketch Spoofs “A Quiet Place” And Lampoons Kanye West’s Twitter Feed (Video)

Usually when we say that a sketch comic ‘kills’ it is a good thing. But in this clip… yeah, all the comics KILLED in this sketch about how Yeezy’s tweets can get motherf**kers KILLED out here. Bwaaaaahahaaa!

Friends (Donald Glover, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Beck Bennett, Aidy Bryant) have a hard time staying quiet when they hear what Kanye West is up to.
– Saturday Night Live

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Watch ‘Our Cartoon President’ Give His Address At The Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner (Video)

Baaahahaaa! President Trump might have opted out of going to the WHCA Annual Dinner in real life, but Our Cartoon President went all in for the event!

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Michelle Wolf’s WHCA Dinner Speech Was Loaded With Shots For President Trump, Who Was Not In The Audience… Again (Video)

“Of course, Trump isn’t here… I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that The President is the one p**sy you’re not allowed to grab.”

Woo hooo hoooo! Watch this and see why President Trump likely skipped the White House Correspondents Association’s (WHCA) annual dinner for the second year in row. Michelle Wolf’s speech was that kind of funny fiery oratory that had enough heat to roast the entire room! The Donald wants no part of anything like that. Watch.

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A Simple Question For Kimmel: Why Was Submariner NOT In The “Infinity Wars” Movie?

All for real facts, all but the truest Marvel comic heads sleep hard on Prince Namor. Conspicuously absent from Infinity Wars, this Jimmy Kimmel clip shines a light on the oversight (hahaa)

Billy Eichner interrupts Jimmy’s monologue to reveal how upset he is that a certain Marvel superhero was not included in Avengers: Infinity War.
– Jimmy Kimmel Live

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The SquADD Debates The Brand Of Hot Sauce (Video)

Always ‘spicy’ with the convo, HOT with the shots… plus MegScoop (I know I am really playing myself over her, but ah well *ha*). Another hilarious panel discussion that is essential All Def Digital.

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite hot sauce.
– All Def Digital

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Guess Who Played “Guess The Avenger” With Jimmy Kimmel (Video)

Ohhh eeemmmm geeee wiz! ScoJo out here FLASHING FOLKS… like deejaying with her veejay… in the bathroom. Wowwwww! Hahaa!

Scarlett Johansson, Dave Bautista, Mark Ruffalo, Danai Gurira and Tom Hiddleston may have worked together on set of Avengers: Infinity War, but we wanted to see how well they really knew each other. So we put their friendship to the test in a new game show called Guess the Avenger!
Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Comedy: ADD 2017 Freshman Class Cypher (Video)

It’s your own fault XXL… Now, All Def Digital had to put out its own Freshman Class Cypher. Late pass on this one. Don’t know how this got by me. Awesome fun!

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Comedy: Tiffany Haddish Gives ‘Brad Pitt’ All The Ghetto He Can Handle On Their ‘First Date’ (Video)

Hahaa! Yooooo, Tiffany Haddish came right out and right after Black Thought for his smooth #BeardGame because it was shimmery (that’s past shining y’all). Even though she is not rocking the ‘white $4000 dress’ she always talks up, this peach outfit is VERY complementary for that body in this clip (sexy… DAMN)!

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Comedy: Let The SquADD Help You Pick ‘The Best Lotion’ (Video)

Back in my S-Curl days…

BAAAAHAHAAAAA! Somehow I knew there would be epic jokes when Black folks got together to talk about lotion. And the SquADD does NOT disappoint.

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite lotion.
– All Def Digital

Oh yeah. They do talk about skincare and lotion. A little bit.

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Comedy: And ‘The Best Soda’ On The Planet Is… (Video)

Could have been reworked and called ‘The Grape Soda Debate’ (hey…don’t front on grape soda). But maybe we’ll just watch the crew work through to a decision on the ‘Best Soda’ (and work out their jokes on each other)!

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite Soda. Which soda is the best? Comment below!
– All Def Digital

Gotta say it again. @MegScoop is hella cute! And yeah, maybe that is a ‘thirsty’ thing to say; but we are talking about soft drinks so it’s cool #ThirstQuenched

@ojones1

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Seth Rogen & Jimmy Kimmel Talk About Comedy, Cannibis, And A Good Cause (Video)

So, Seth lit up and started smoking that good kettle, and THE Steven Spielberg shows up. Knowing Spielberg is not a fan of the funky weed, do you think he put it out? Shiiiiiid! Dude kept that fire burning. Several weed tales in this short clip and some real talk about his comedy charity special to raise awareness for Alzheimer’s (coming soon to Netflix).

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Corey Holcomb On Curving Chloe Kardashian, Hollering At Girls For Free Burgers And Beef (Video)

Corey got jokes, but he know: “Don’t play with them people in the streets.” Some of ‘them’ got hands, and they cold with a switchblade. Now, you know Corey is mad hilarious but he will address beef… and more!

Corey Holcomb Addresses Comedy Beefs, Monogamy + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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The Rock Speaks On His Rivary With John Ceno (Video)

WHAT? Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson still got beef with his friend from the ring, John Cena? Yeah. Watch and get an idea of how RAW The Rock would ‘just bring it’ to Cena!

Dwayne talks about his WWE rivalry with John Cena, reveals what their relationship is like now and has a very important message for John.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ohhhh sh!t… John Cena has a response. Hit the jump for that!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Bill Burr Says Yelling At Other People’s Kids Could Make America Great Again (Video)

I want people at home to know just how sh!tty things are around here.

Bwwwhahaaa! Conan & Team Coco is already hilarious off top. Add crazy azz Bill Burr in the mix and it’s a wrap. Insanely funny. Like… got us laughing at ‘yelling at unsuspecting kids’ funny.

Bill Burr thinks he’s lucky to have a little girl because boys are maniacs who throw rocks at cars.
– Team Coco

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Trevor Speaks On A South African Getting Jailed for Being Racist (Video)

Spoiler alert: She’s White.

File this under “she didn’t know when to shet tf up” (yes, I meant ‘shet’… not ‘shut’). Admittedly, it would be a bit extreme to lock up an American citizen for a tirade, even one laced with words of hate. But Trevor has a point about it not being hard to not get locked up in this case: “Just don’t be racist.”

@ojones1

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Comedy: Dr. Evil Gets Fired from Trump’s Cabinet (Video)

Dr. Evil from the ‘Austin Powers’ movies!!! Score for Jimmy Fallon. Sketching out a hilarious clip with Mike Myers’ character clowning the Trump Administration’s lack of character… and throwing his ‘hat’ in the ring for a Presidential run in 2020… score AND a win for us all! Hilarious!

Jimmy interviews the latest person to be fired from the Trump administration, Dr. Evil (Mike Myers).
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Comedy: Chadwick Boseman For The Win On ‘Black Jeopardy’ (Saturday Night Live) [Video]

The blackest ‘Black Jeopardy’ features … all the way from Wakanda … King T’Challa! Bwaaaahaaa! Chadwick Boseman kills in this sketch on SNL.

Shanice (Leslie Jones), Rashad (Chris Redd) and T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson).
– Saturday Night Live

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