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Golden State Warriors’ Kevin Durant Confesses That He Was ‘Happy’ About J.R. Smith’s Game 1 Blunder, But Not Laughing About It (Video)

Made the Cavs look like the Browns. Man, that’s COLD! Kimmel and KD sit down and chat about a few things.

Kevin talks about winning the NBA Finals two years in a row, JR Smith’s infamous mistake, the possibility of LeBron James going to Golden State, re-watching his great plays after games, and he reveals who on the team partied the most after they won.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Corey Holcomb Speaks On How Hard It Was To See Kevin Hart Go Through Marital Issues And How Easy It Is To Cheat (Video)

Always great to catch Corey Holcomb on-air with interviews like this. For some reason, I had dismissed this one until now because I thought it was a Breakfast Club ‘throwback’ from way back. Still fresh though. And Corey, though toned down a touch, is still giving Yee and Envy that raw commentary.

Corey Addresses Comedy Beefs, Monogamy + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

I don’t think they ‘got it’ at the end when Corey was ‘pulling their leg’ a bit at the end. Still a great watch though. But why did he have to go in on President Obama like that though… because Corey, man. That part.

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Niecy Nash Speaks On Auditioning For Early Gigs While Bringing Along The Kids And What She’s Doing Now (Video)

Since Charlemagne Tha God ‘cannot’ say it, and Niecy wants to hear it, I will… Breakfast Club guest Niecy Nash is ‘Vintage Vagina’ (and 100% Grade M.I.L.F.)!

Niecy Nash Talks Her Bossy Character On ‘Claws,’ Growing Up Funny + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

@ojones1

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Luenell Questioned Snoop Dogg On His “Ain’t No Fun If The Homies Can’t Have None” Lyric (Video)

Okay, Luenell came with the realest point with that talk about Snoop’s “Ain’t No Fun.” One of the funnest songs ever, as eff’d up as its concept is… But see, I don’t have a daughter. If you do, you might feel a bit different (or not).

Luenell shared her thoughts on our interview with 2Pac’s rape accuser Ayanna Jackson and the famed comedian questioned whether Jackson was “led to the wolves” after 2Pac left her in the room with his friends. She added that when it comes to men passing their girl around, Luenell says she asked Snoop Dogg about making it cool with “Ain’t No Fun.”
DJ Vlad

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Comedy: Why is Blueberry Mac & Cheese A Thing?! (Video)

On the hood, I’m ready to fight!

Bwaaahahaaa! KevOnStage is TRIGGERED!!! Keep eff’n up food effer-uppers, he will find you… and you will get them hands… all because y’all could not LEAVE MAC & CHEESE ALONE!

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Comedy: Shuler King Suggests That Drake Burning Down “Mama T’s” House MIGHT Allow Him To Get Even With Pusha T (Video)

Maaaan! The Internet went nuts, as expected, when Pusha T and Drake got to beefing for real. Now, I have SEVERAL favorites to share… but this one… take a deep breath, let it go, and press play. Your laugh muscles are about to get a workout. Comedian Shuler King’s reaction to Pusha T’s last diss to Drake is lethally hilarious #DeadFunnyAF

@ojones1

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Trevor Noah Tells ‘The Daily Show’ Audience How Pusha T & Drake Are Beefing On A New Level (Video)

Trevor said Robert Mueller needs Pusha T’s investigators on his team for the White House probe, the way Push got after Drake in that last diss track. Daaaayum! Bwaaahaaa!

@ojones1

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Race, Age, Mayo, And Beef! It’s All On The Table, And Neal Brennan Speaks On It (Video)

Still miss that one-two combo of Dave Chappelle and him on The Chappelle Show. Comedy Central, y’all took a ‘L’ for that entire situation… Dave making millions on Netflix, and Neal is still hilarious! Watch.

Comedian Neal Brennan Talks ‘Here We Go’ Tour, Rap Beefs, Mayonnaise + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

@ojones1

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The SquADD Debates: Which BBQ Meat Is The Best? (Video)

“Hot dogs are the R. Kelly of barbecue meat…” Shiiiid, mic dropped! The Internet is won! Bwaaahahaaa! Another great ADD vid.

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite BBQ Meat.
– All Def Digital

And did KevOnStage have a Calgon-take-me-away moment with them ribs?? Like they can argue if they want, but whatever!

And they gone get off hotdogs being best ONLY off the grill… Gotta BOIL that weenie (my Dad LIVED that truth at his restaurant, RIP “Gauk” Jones)! Hahaa!

@ojones1

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‘Randy Watson & Sexual Chocolate’ At The Royal Wedding (Video)

Above: It’s an epic mashup of then vs. now, reality vs. surreality, church vs. chu’uch, and formal vs. funny!

For the one or two of you who have not, go see Eddie Murphy Randy Watson (and Sexual Chocolate) do the damn thing in “Coming To America” FIRST. You MUST have that performance in mind BEFORE you watch this mashup.

And if you peeped video of the Pastor’s speech at Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding already, you are really going to crack the f**k UP!

Big ups to whoever did this #Hilarious

@ojones1

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Comedy: An Honest Interracial Date (Video)

Mm mm mm. Still? In 2018, society has a problem with interracial dating? Yup. In fact, it’s almost laughable that we do. So… we might as well laugh about it a bit, right?

@ojones1

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Jenna Dewan Tells Jimmy Kimmel About The ‘Good Vibes’ She Got From Janet Jackson Back In The Day (Video)

She called it ‘pleasure chest’ (dope)… Wowwww, what a gift! And what a story “World Of Dance” star Jenna Dewan (Channing Tatum’s hot wifey) shares with Jimmy Kimmel’s audience.

Jenna talks about getting the job as a backup dancer for Janet Jackson right out of college, the crazy life that she led on the road with her, and reveals the amazing and interesting gifts Janet gave to her.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

#StimulatingConversation #PositiveVibes #JanetGaveJennaGoodies

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The SquADD Debates, “Which Breakfast Food Is The Best?” (Video)

Epic joking in this, and they somehow manage to talk about the food. Best shot fired: DoBoy taking drags off bacon strips like cigarettes #VirginiaThicks

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite breakfast food.
– All Def Digital

@ojones1

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Comedian Luenell Says If Are Down With Her, Do NOT Betray Her (Video)

Wow… almost forgot about that ‘leaked’ Kevin Hart extortion video situation.

Okay, you know how some folks (even in your circle) will put out that diss/shot/shade energy and be like, “Oh, I didn’t know you felt that way about it.” Well, miss Luenell with every pebble of that bullsh!t. She tells DJ Vlad, and by your watching, you, that if you are down, please stay down with her. Otherwise, her loving care for you will turn into intensive care. And if she can’t do you, she “keeps a goon on speed dial.” Daaayumm!

Luenell spoke to VladTV about working with both Kevin Hart and JT Jackson, the man that recently tried to extort Kevin, in the past. The famed comedian said that if something like that happened to her, it would have to be dealt with in the streets.

Moving along, Luenell also shared her thoughts on Kevin Hart and Michael Blackson beefing, which she called “bulls***,” adding that it’s juvenile to “bang online.” To hear more, hit the above clip.

DJ Vlad

Soooo, don’t try to ‘jank’ on Luenell either. Got it!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Pardon The Interruption, Stephen. Deadpool Has A Movie To Promote (Video)

Have you seen that new Deadpool in theaters yet? Well, Stephen Colbert saw Deadpool a while ago… during his opening monologue… and it was hella funny!

Stephen talks about D.C. every night but, after a visit from Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), it appears “The Late Show” is part of the Marvel Universe.
– The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

@ojones1

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Watch The Red Band Teaser For “Sorry To Bother You” (Trailer) [NSFW]

Well, damn. ‘Weaponized hilarity’ for a film about telemarketing though? Okay. The jury was kinda out with us on this flick, but Lakeith Stanfield gets a nod for his work in “Atlanta” to be certain. He and Zazie are on to other screens with their careers since their Fx breakthrough. Good looks!

“Sorry to Bother You” is a 2018 American science fiction comedy film written and directed by Boots Riley, in his directorial debut. It stars Lakeith Stanfield, Tessa Thompson, Jermaine Fowler, Omari Hardwick, Terry Crews, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Danny Glover, Steven Yeun, and Armie Hammer. Set in Oakland, California, the film follows a young African-American telemarketer who adapts a White accent in order to thrive at his job.

The film showed at the Sundance Film Festival on January 20, 2018. It is scheduled to be released in theaters on July 6, 2018, by Annapurna Pictures.

– Consequence Of Sound

Red Band trailer. Always a good look ahead for a movie that is gonna go raw. Speaking of going raw… Maybe don’t play this at work.

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Trevor Noah Suggests That Making A Frivolous 9-1-1 Call Should Cost The Caller Dearly (Video)

Hahaaa! Y’all are some SAVAGES for these memes I’ve been seeing on the extra-dry-snitching lady who called the cops on charcoal-burning brothers & sisters at the park. Keeping me in chuckle tears! And Trevor is in on the joking, too, but he has an idea that might result in good coming from the lessons learned from this ‘girl who cried Black’…

Trevor proposes an idea to stop non-emergency 9-1-1 calls in the wake of a White woman calling the police on a group of people for barbecuing while Black.
– The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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Colbert Commenting On President Trump’s Mother’s Day Speech And Walking Back His Position On China (Video)

ROAST!! It’s hard being The President. Period. But when he tosses lobs for Colbert to knock out the park like this… Hilarity will ensue. Another funny Trump-filled monologue.

The President channeled “West Side Story” while defending his hypocritical directive to help China’s phone giant, ZTE, to “get back in business.”
– The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Comedy: ‘Deadpool’ Took A Shot At David Beckham Last Movie… Apology NOT Accepted (Video)

Can’t rightly call this a “Deadpool 2” trailer. These apology attempts to David Beckham are hilarious and make for an awesome standalone video clip… but still… go see “Deadpool 2” because that’s gonna be dope, too.

#GoGetEmPoolboy

After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
– 20th Century Fox

Okay, the writers had a field day with that description (above) AND this clip (um… abover). Enjoy!

(And for the record, Mr. Beckham: I LOVE “Blade: Trinity” – especially Ryan’s portrayal of Hannibal King. So there!)

@ojones1

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Zazie Beetz On Her Character In “Deadpool 2” (Video)

Mm mm mm! “Atlanta” might be making a mistake letting Zazie Beetz lose in Hollywood in a Marvel Comics Universe movie like this. She’s a star. Even in a supporting role in “Deadpool 2” she shines #PlusSheIsHOT #SoSexy

Just watch the interview.

Zazie talks about her name, the differences between Germans and Americans, and playing Domino in Deadpool 2.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

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