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Comedy: Levi’s A Buster, And He Doesn’t Even Know It (Video)

See? THIS is when you need the real ones in your life to tell you the real deal about your moves in real life! Watch this all-too-real reenactment of a dude, let’s call him Levi, going waaaay beyond courtship of a lady, getting taken waaaay past any possibility of a relationship, finding himself in the valley of the busters.

When your homies gotta put you in check cause you acting like a buster; you hardcore simping, you got the game all messed up.

And he would not even know if they did not tell him. Best believe she wasn’t. Okay, maybe on her wedding day she would; but not before. Hahaa!

@ojones1

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Watch This Guy’s Spot-On Impressions Of Katt Williams, Plies, And ‘Pops’ (Video)

So, comdian Katt Williams, rapper Plies, And actor John Witherspoon walk into a barber shop, and we don’t even know… because they all came through in one dude. Watch. Most anybody can mimick famous folks enough for us to ‘get it’ but how many really nail an impression; let alone three!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Homie, Congrats On Being Fresh Out! But How’d You Get Fresh Braids Like That? (Video)

Baaahahaaa! They took that dude into an SVU interrogation room over those fresh braids, didn’t they?

@ojones1

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Bill Burr Speaks On Butt Models And Not Being Politically Correct (Video)

Bill Burr. I have followed him for a while. I know he can take it ‘there’ and beyond… Like he does in this interview. And I will admit to almost not posting this because Burr goes beyond. Then I saw a commenter note, “I really wish Patrice [O’Neal] was still around.”

Point made and taken. Patrice was right there with Bill on that ‘take it there’ (e.g. going super non-politically correct) level. And they both frequented Chappelle’s Show on Comedy Central back in the day… Hilarious!

So here we go. Burr in an interview with his balls out.

(Not literally. That would be too far.)

– @ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When Wack Rappers Are Safe From Being Trashed” (Video)

Ha! We say this all the time… Apollo performers ‘cheat’ by saying ‘Jesus’ right when they hear the first murmur of a ‘boo’ from the crowd because we won’t diss The Lord. Well, looka here. You are supposed to make a joyful noise for The Lord, and some noises are NOT joyful. So when we hear wackness, we reserve our right to BOOOOO!

– @ojones1

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Comedy: ‘Frienemy’ Teams Visit Bama In The Hospital (Video)

Haters! Hahahaaaa!

Everybody’s got jokes after a Tide loss. All good though, homies. If we can dish it, we gotta take it. Bama dished out L’s to all the visitors. So we have to take it when they brought salt to Bama’s recovery room to rub in our wounds from that Clemson beatdown.

We’re #2… for now. Get your jokes in.

Actually, I chuckled at a couple of these shots, too #RollTide #Still #Always

– @ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “2018 Hooks Be Like” (Video)

BWAAAAHAHAAA! That mic is wet. His teef missing but he still spittin’ (SYLVESTER)!! Crank Lucas. I. Just. CAN’T. BREATHE!!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Friends Don’t Let Friends Rap Wack” feat. Ziyeed (Video)

Don’t talk about it. BE about it. And don’t let your friends gas you about it. But in case EVERYBODY tells you that you are spitting flames, pray that you do NOT run across Crank Lucas at the studio. Dude is funny, but he will leave a wack rapper in tears!

(Meanwhile, we will be in tears, laughing!)

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When Beefin Becomes Snitchin” (Video)

He’s sayin’ but he’s not sayin’ but he’s sayin’ though. Ha! Even though some of this stuff is reeeally f**ked up, Crank is snitching on the track. But sometimes some folks need to be aired out #JustSayin #NoReally #ImReallySayin

Not going all ‘message!’ on this post… Still funny!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When The Music Brings Her Out Her Shell” feat. Chainah (Video)

Yeah, yeah. Crank Lucas mad funny, of course. Buuut yooooo, what’s up with the fine Chainah in the booth?? She thick AF and talking all the right talk! Wait…she’s what? Celibate????? Aw, c’monnnn!

@ojones1

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Actor/Director/Producer Kevin Smith Reviews ‘Aquaman’ (Video)

Aquaman is gonna make a billion dollars… go back in time and tell somebody that.

I know that’s right, Kevin. Who would have thunk it? Aquaman was the ‘joke’ hero back in the day, but now he’s the box office bank buster. Watch the clip above for a true comic/movie head’s insight.

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “The Rapper That Was Locked Up Too Long” (Video)

*** NOTE: The video link is not ‘broken’… the freeze frame just makes it look that way. ***

BWAAAHAHAAA!!

We were just around here talking about rappers putting references in their rhymes. Now, this cat might not be hip on much, but he KNOWS Crank Lucas!

(Watch and see how though.)

@ojones1

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Comedy: How A Post-Game Interview Should Actually Go (Video)

You know how the players, coaches, and even fans ‘hold back’ during the post-game interviews? Don’t you just hate that? Wouldn’t you love to see an honest post-game interview? Well…

(Whoa! That reporter said WHAT at the end???)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Come On! You Can’t Just Cancel A Ménage A Trois (Video)

As the saying goes, whatever you are doing at the stroke of midnight will set the tone for what you will be doing all year long. Speaking of ‘stroke’… what if your plans tonight include that long-awaited awesome threesome? What if they ask you for a raincheck on that? Wooooow.

(Dude tried EVERYTHING to save it. Haha!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Rent Is Due! Erealist Wants The Cash Or That A** (Video)

These two are hilarious! Erealist is the fool we always see, but I grow more and more curious about his always-off-camera co-star. All that back-and-forth on this one though. Totally unnecessary. All she gotta do is put it down for ‘three minutes’ and the rent is paid. He even brought the blanket and mattress. Baaahahahaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Sex Was Trash! Erealist Wants To Return The ‘Product’ (Video)

Maaaaan, this dude Erealist and his Jack Gang videos are some of the funniest hood comedy shorts I have ever shed tears, REAL tears, to! Finally getting around to sharing one with y’all. Trust it will not be the last.

(E took that wack p***y right back to Tony’s house… and didn’t even care that his wife answered the door. HA!)

@ojones1

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Yes, There Will Be A Sequel To No Limit’s Classic Hood Flick “I Got The Hook Up” (Trailer)

Holler if ya hear me. And not just any holler either… this news ought to make you say “uhh” (na-nah, na-nah) or something! If you find yourself less than excited about this happening, watch the trailer. That’ll get you. This is gonna be hilarious!!

I GOT THE HOOK UP 2 “Trailer.” The Hilarious “Must See” Urban Comedy Coming To Theaters Nationwide in 2019 featuring a star-studded list of A-List Movie Actors, Celebrities, Social Media Stars, Recording Artist, and More. Master P, Fatboy SSE, DC Young Fly, Pio, A.J. Johnson and so many more surprises in 2019.
– NO LIMIT FOREVER

@ojones1

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Viral Comic Ryan Davis Asks, “Iggy Azalea, Why Are You Big Mad At BangBros Though?” (Video)

Haha! I guess you have to file that BangBros offer under “but you are wearing a THOT’s uniform.” C’mon, she cannot be mad at Ryan or BangBros.

In this VladTV exclusive, Ryan Davis and Vlad discuss Iggy Azalea and his comments about her after she got offered money to be in a porno for BangBros, and her response to that.

He called Iggy’s backlash to people asking her to do porn “Idiotic.”

DJ Vlad

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why Do Some Rappers Lie About Being In Gangs?” (Video)

I’m just playing bruh. You not ‘sposed to do it for real.

Bwaaaaha! Dat damn Crank Lucas! It’s funny because it’s true. Hilarity for real. Now that gangsta ‘ish some of these rappers try to sell their fans… that ain’t real.

(Buuuut, it can get real if they run across a real one in these streets. Good luck on that.)

@ojones1

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A Day In The Life Of Mr. And Mrs. Claus (Video)

Daaannng! Mrs. Claus wants to fill Santa’s workshop with a whole tribe of little elves. Looking as good as she does, Nick would probably have no problem bringing that joy into her world. Ha!

But the situation ain’t all jolly… It’s a Nellyvidz ep… How could it be?

@ojones1

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