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Comedy: When Your Roommate Pays All The Bills, He Can Shut Down Your Netflix-And-Chill (Video)

Daaamn, daaamn, DAAAAMN!

Room dog gonna come through with extra heat and hate because the homie ‘forgot’ curfew was at eight? Like that?? Guess so. Whew, remembering those ‘as long as I pay the bills’ talks from my Dad (RIP) almost makes this unfunny…. almost, because this is still funny!

(Bonus: Carol Cake is sho nuff looking rich and thick and sweet and delish!)

@ojones1

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Based On A Pro Wrestler’s Real Life Story, “Fighting With My Family” Debuts Next Month (Trailer)

I will admit to being really biased here (huge ‘rasslin fan), but this looks like a really great movie! Based on the life of WWE Superstar Paige. That, this trailer and the casting pulled me right in!

Based on a true story, FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY follows reformed gangster Ricky, wife Julia, daughter Paige and son Zak as they make a living, wrestling together in tiny venues. When Paige and Zak get the opportunity to try out for WWE, the family grabs a once-in-a-lifetime chance to turn their wildest dreams into a dazzling future. However, brother and sister quickly discover that to become superstars, both their talent and their relationship will be put to the test.

FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY is a heartwarming and smart comedy that proves everything is worth fighting for when it comes to family.

– MGM

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Snitch Cop: Money Is a Powerful Motivator (Video)

Even though it’s like a promo trailer for his standup special (“No One Loves You”), it’s good we did not get wind of this clip until AFTER the Roy Wood, Jr.’s show on Comedy Central. The gig was hilarious on its own; just like this video.

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Comedy: Erealist Wants To Claim His Baby On His Taxes And Get His ‘Baby’ Back (Video)

Man oh man. Tax season is at the height of cuffing season, isn’t it? And nighttime must be the right time since dude came knocking on his ole gal’s door. All that passion… I mean madness… I mean BIG madness. BWAAAHAHAAA!

Erealist is just trying to claim a kid to boost that tax refund up a bit more. And his ex just had to throw her new ‘love & happiness’ situation in his face AND tell him her new man has already claimed all in his domain (for taxes and otherwise).

HA! E is a fool in this one.

@ojones1

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Amanda Seales Speaks On Her Standup Special “I Be Knowin” And Real-Life Stories Behind Her Comedy (Video)

It seems like Amanda keeps leveling up every time she comes back to chat with the Breakfast Club. And Charlamange put her on again. I remember her saying C Tha God was the one that pushed her into podcasting some time ago. And now, in this sit-down, she says he gave a good word that ultimately led to her success on HBO. Just goes to show how your network can help boost your net worth.

Amanda Seales stopped by to talk about her first stand up special, I Be Knowin, and the impact of social media on society. Plus, Seales makes it clear that R. Kelly jokes should be off-limits to comedians.
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Comedy: Shuler King Asks, “Who’s Dogzilla Is This?!!!” (Video)

Terry Crews, come get your dog man!

Bwaaahahaaa! Shuler called that beast an OG Devil Dog. Whew! Glad I can laugh from the safety of YouTube video, behind these safe azz keys. Not trying to see that dog in these streets dog.

– @ojones1

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Minks – “E-40 Fire Freestyle” (Video)

WHAT!?!

Okay, they NAILED this in the first minute. The rest of that time spent… on bloopers… guess that goes to show that it takes a lot to get a perfect shoot shot. Watch and see dude channel E-40. His hyphy will give you lyfey!

Much cred and respek on the name Jay Ali for banging out that beat, too.

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Record Label Beef” (2019) [Video]

Look. If the label head has beef with them, and you are an artist on the label, then YOU got beef with them… and you BETTER spit fire at who or whatever whenever the head honcho says so! So maybe really consider staying/supporting Indie.

(Meanwhile, we should all stay supporting this fool Crank Lucas! Ha!)

@ojones1

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Matthew McConaughey & Snoop Dogg Star In “The Beach Bum” (Trailer)

You don’t sell acid, do you?

So that’s how we are starting this, huh? McConaughey is hilarious! Snoop is right in there getting comedic jabs in, too. AND Martinnnn and…

THE BEACH BUM follows the outrageous misadventures of Moondog (Matthew McConaughey), a rebellious burnout who only knows how to live life by his own rules. Complete with an all-star cast including Snoop Dogg, Isla Fisher, Zac Efron, Jimmy Buffett, Martin Lawrence, and Jonah Hill, THE BEACH BUM is the wildly original and subversive new comedy from writer/director Harmony Korine (Spring Breakers).

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Comedy: When Your Girl Is This Pretty… And This Petty (Video)

Oh my damn! For Nelly’s sake, if that’s his girl for real, I hope all this ‘petty girlfriend’ thing is really all an act. Because Cortney is so f’n sexy, a brother might just have to live with it to stay living with her. Such torture!

MORE CORTNEY ELISE ON INSTAGRAM

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Ronda Rousey Cracking Jokes, Cracking Knuckles, And Talking About Cracking Heads With Kevin Hart (Video)

If you don’t know, this is a good time to learn about the interesting life that Rowdy Ronda (current WWE nickname) has lived thus far. She and Kevin take it to the ice and chat and chill.

Kevin Hart and Ronda Rousey kick off their shoes and jump in the tub to talk Olympic dreams, intimidating your significant other, and the meaning of FOMO.
– LOL Network

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Comedy: Adrien Broner Says He Beat Manny Pacquiao?! Comedian Shuler King Gives His Post-Fight Commentary (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa!

Many have tried to say it, and maybe you were one of them, but Shuler [sarcastically] sums up the WTF sentiments of the masses who watched Broner’s “win” over Manny Pacquiao last weekend.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Beware When You Get The ‘Vajean’ That Will Change Your Life (Video)

Love will make you do some strange things. Good ‘loving’ (that strange, that va-jay-jay, that vajean) – stranger still. Like this guy is about to find out. He just didn’t know… She blessed him with that Erykah Badu-level sex… and his life will never be the same again!

(Born under the same moon as Badu AND she was TTTB… Throwing That Thang Baaaack… Bahahaaaa!! Sauce got him!)

@ojones1

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She Said You Could Smash. But Should You? (Video)

The very stacked Brookelyn came through, said she was down [TF], threw some drinks & drugs down, but passed out before you could even get your draws down. It’s a pop quiz that should NOT even be a quiz, fellas. Watch and see ‘What Would Should You Do?’

Admittedly, the clip could be funnier; but the message couldn’t be more timely. Enjoy the weekend. Have fun. Be responsible.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Yes, Cynthia Luciette Can Bag Drake. But She Has Gotta Change First (Video)

 

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#NahYouGottaChange (@mrnatejackson @1preciouscomedy) 🎥 @condidoverona

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My woman crush every day (naw, that don’t sound stalkerish at all LOL) Cynthia Luciette is baaaaack! Doing it big funny style with my most-def-can-get-it—TWICE woman Precious Hall.

Let the hilarity ensue! The janks though. After all that ranking on ’em dude did, please believe they WILL be coming back and changing clothes before they go. Hahaaa!

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Comedian Shuler King On A Meal Fit For Champions, Served To The Clemson Tigers At The White House (Video)

Trip to the White House for the National Champions. Yuuup.
Unforgettable dinner. Yuuup.
They had McDonald’s. Nooooo! Whaaaat in the Ray Kroc is goings on here??? They could have had that ‘dinner’ on the way there. On the way back home to Clemson. At home, in Clemson, while ‘face-timing’ with the President and not even making the f**king trip!

Guess this is all the Prez can afford for now… what with the shutdown and such. Womp waah…

Wow. Just wow… And now it’s time for Shuler King to roast The Donald
#ComedyCentralGovernment #WhiteHouseSpecial #MaybeWhiteCastleWouldBeBetter

@ojones1

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How Rappers React To Getting Out-Rapped On Their Own Track (Video)

All charged up. Call me Static Shock.

Yeah, the homies thought it was a dope line until their ‘meal ticket’ said it wasn’t. BWAAHAHAAA!!

Bet your pockets there’s a rapper that ain’t laughing after watching this… because the clip hit him in the feelings harder than Kee Kee did Drizzy
#StepYourBarzUp #CompanyIsComing #ToBodyYourTrack #FriendlyFire

@ojones1

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Kevin Hart Speaks On Giving Special Tour Gifts, The Oscars, And His New Movie (Video)

Always a good interview when Kev stops through. Funny. Insightful. Good. Much to talk about this time, too.

Kevin Hart Talks ‘The Upside,’ The Oscars Situation, Always Having To Apologize + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Season 2 Of ‘Future Man’ Debuts On Hulu (Series Trailer)

Looks HILARIOUS! Wonder how I slept on this… The trailer alone seems like something I would have checked out by now, but I am just coming across a trailer for Hulu’s (and Seth Rogen’s) “Future Man” (now in Season 2). What do you think? Worth trying out a subscription?

Of course, they’re in the future. The show’s not called Present Man. Future Man Season 2…
– JoBlo TV Show Trailers

They have to take credit cards. No man cards left (ba-doomp-boomp).

@ojones1

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Comedy: Maybe It’s Time To Break Up… With Her Permission… Maybe (Video)

And he thought he was leaving her. Dude [according to her] she’s the reason he is even alive… And by the way, he is now NOT leaving her. And better fold them clothes CORRECTLY… AND get to COOKING dinner… with NO MEAT! Yeah, I reckon he’ll get that WHIPPED up right NOW. Hahaa!

When you break up with a good woman and she reminds you why you shouldn’t.
– Kenn Edwin TV

Well, at least she’s thick & sexy AF (whew – shout to Marché Howell). Because he will be with her for quite a while it seems.

MORE MARCHE HOWELL ON INSTAGRAM

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