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What A Situationship Dilemma: If Amy Smashed The Homie Before You, Would You Want To Know? (Video)

5’9″ with a 43-25-43 banging azz thick azz ridiculous azz figure like THAT??? Ya gaddam right CT, or anybody, would smash if bubbly sexy AF Amy Jackson asked. Hell, I believed dude when he said it (even if real-life hottie wifey Tanjareen did not). But should he say that to the homie Tahir?

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Watch The NFL’s Epic Super Bowl Commercial… AGAIN (Video)

Beast Mode getting at that cake and Samurai Mike Singletary’s look when he gets involved… EVERYTHING! Loved this commercial when I first saw it, and now falling for it again now that I’ve come across it online. Enjoy some actual fun, courtesy of the NFL (No Fun League)!

Check out the ‘Making Of’ video after the jump.

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Tracy Pollan & Michael J. Fox Speak On The Real Secret To A Lasting Relationship (Video)

You know how you really lean in when an OG is dropping knowledge on something important, like relationship advice. Well… this is that! “Keep the sex dirty and the fights clean” is so simple and crystal clear as the right thing to do. Why have I not heard it put like that before?

Tracy Pollan and Michael J. Fox share success secrets to making their 30-year marriage work.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Great clip. Gotta love Michael J. Fox.

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Eddie Griffin & Tasha Smith Could Afford The Big Mac, But They Had To Beg For The Fries (Video)

You only think you’re poor and hungry. Okay, maybe you have been (you hardcore grinder you). But Eddie & Tasha… fiending for fries and sucking on ketchup packs like they were gourmet delicious. That’s a level of broke and starving I have never even heard of on this side of the planet. But they have lived rich lives and forged incredible friendships, starting with their own.

Check out this TV One teaser for their episode of ‘Uncensored.’ They had to censor Eddie a little though (haha).

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No Words Are Necessary When Robert De Niro Is Your Guest. But He’ll Say A Few… (Video)

Standing O for De Niro! Not one butt in a seat when he came out. Respect due and paid in full by the audience. They wanted to see and hear from him. I wanted to see what he would say about President Trump. I mean, De Niro did say he wanted to ‘punch Trump in the mouth’ during the campaign… so expect him to be real and raw in this clip above.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Tribeca Film Festival founder Robert De Niro.
– The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Oh. Oh, that part with the ice cream. That was BRILLIANT! Awesome clip.

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Comedy: Watch What You Say And Do Around Clayton. It Could Get You BLOCKT! (Video)

BLOOOCCCCKTTT! Bwaaahahaaa!

Man, shout to Clayton Thomas and his cast of co-stars. I’m down with #TeamCT for real now… turns out I was all along. Watch the ‘Bloopers’ segment at the end. Not really bloopers, I’d consider that the BEST CREDITS REEL EVERRRRR!

Amazing how this new school of online sketch comedy perfectly blends HOT and HILARIOUS. Speaking of HOT, looking DIRECTLY at you Tanjareen, Corbin, Lauren, Amy, and Jenny. Yeezus West, y’all are GORGEOUS!

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Comedy: Jaé The Fade Will Do What His Ex-Girlfriends Could Not (Video)

Oh, Jae! I want you to know: This OJ (me) loves you to death (waiting for snarky ‘Simpson’ jokes to stop). So hilarious AND soooo SEXY!

Get your game up, ladies. Pushups, chin-ups (heh), all that… Get FOCUSED! Get confident. Let that confidence ooze (heh-heh) all over. Who’s gonna suck the d!ck? YOU are, Honeyz. You are!

Treat it like the fight of your life. Make him rise (heh-heh-heh) to meet your ‘challenge’… and use both hands *wink*

(Ending was kinda corny. But when dude got his mind blown… heh, heh, heh, heeeeh… Guess he could not keep it to himself.)

MORE JAE THE FADE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

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These ‘Adidas Originals’ Featuring Donald Glover & Mo’Nique Are Hilarious (Video)

Yeah, and Mo’Nique is taking shots on Donald all through these! Check out the entire series of shorts strung together in one clip, all of them, with ‘Avocado’ on top, embedded above.

(Donald’s probably right though: The viscosity on a good plate of grits is amazing. HA!)

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Laughs And Lovely Ladies Throughout The Latest “CT’s Fun Facts” (Video)

FUN FACT: Clayton Thomas lined up some of the sweetest Eye Candy we’ve ever seen for this hilarious clip! That is definitely a new wave I am loving in the YouTube comedy sketch pool… Hilarity dripping with gorgeous Honeyz!

MORE TANJAREEN THOMAS ON INSTAGRAM
MORE HAILE ALEXIS JONES ON INSTAGRAM
MORE CAMMI BRIGHT ON INSTAGRAM
MORE JENNY BABAS ON INSTAGRAM

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DL Hughley Will Not Apologize For His Statements Regarding Terry Crews’ Abuse (Video)

[I] will not defer my vantage point, my viewpoint, to anybody… I believe what I believe. I’ll say what I say… It ain’t the first time a big dude wanted to beat the sh!t out of me ’cause I said something…

Okay then.

DL Hughley is on with Vlad again. But this time, Vlad brought the camera over to DL’s show set for the interview. Thoughtful rebuttal, especially given the time DL has had to mull things over. His stated views have not shifted, whether that wins him any new or returning fans; or Terry Crews favor.

In this clip, DL Hughley speaks on his previous VladTV interview going viral due to his statements on Terry Crews, were he laughed and made humor out of the actor getting fondled by his Hollywood agent. He says that he stands by his previous viewpoints and the right to his own opinion, while reaffirming that he would never let somebody violate him in the way Crews was allegedly abused. From there, he speaks to how he views the #MeToo movement as somewhat disingenuous, questioning why they care so much when a Black man gets fondled but not at all when he gets shot. With that said, Hughley makes it clear that he apologizes to nobody, though he’s open to more conversation even if he doesn’t have to agree.
DJ Vlad

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Gary Owen Speaks On Loving Black People, Joking With Them, But Staying Out Of Beef (Video)

Gary Owen does look like ‘Tommy’ from “Power” though, really. Back with the Power 105 Morning Crew for another interview. Talking T.I., Kim Kardashian, Kodak Black, and more…

Comedian Gary Owen drops in to say why he loves coming on The Breakfast Club and explains the beef he has with Delta Airlines. He also chats how he learned golf from watching Tiger Woods.
Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Comedy: See How Shira’s Looking At You, Bro? And She Does NOT Have A Man (Video)

It’s a fair question. A challenge for all dudes out there on the hunt for Honeyz, especially fresh out of Cuffing Season… How do you know, really know, when she is on you, bro?

Yeah, I would not mind if Kali & Shira want to help me figure it out. Just no more of that softly aggressive touching, okay? Hahahaaa!

MORE KALI SCOTT AND SHIRA MONAE ON INSTAGRAM

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D. L. Hughley’s Show Starts With Tax Day, Talks About Tiger Woods’ Athletics, And Talks To Russell Peters (Video)

Did… did anyone get the ‘Athletics’ thing I was trying to do in the title? Slipping in ‘Russell’ Peters… a tongue-in-cheek reference to Russell Athletics. Anyone?

Okay moving on.

Watch the show. Try to keep your blood pressure low as Fox News dares speak on Nipsey Hussle (no respect, or respek, for the fallen brother), too.

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Dear Fox News: Bernie Sanders Did NOT Create Socialism. Don’t Blame Him. Blame… (Video)

When it comes to socialism I don’t blame Uncle Bernie. I blame Aunt Becky… You had everything. Why cheat?

Bwaahahaaa! Blame it on yourselves, rich people. Out here ‘Tokyo Drifting’ with your d!cks out. Neal is a certifiable FOOL for this! And he makes some good points.

Fox News may blame Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders for socialism’s increasing popularity, but Neal Brennan thinks it’s clearly due to rich people’s endless greed.
– The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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Jeremy Renner Speaks [A Little] On Hawkeye & Ronin In ‘Avengers: Endgame’ And [Way More] On Paul Rudd (Video)

Hawkeye and Ant-Man sitting in a tree… Bwaaaahahaaa!

Jeremy talks about his friendship with Paul Rudd, Hawkeye’s new haircut in Avengers: Endgame, the possibility of him turning into Ronin, the new Hawkeye TV series, his favorite line from the Marvel movies, breaking both of his arms while on the set of Tag, and being an honorary special deputy sheriff in Nevada.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

Hey, may as well talk about the bromance. Because Jeremy is not spilling ANY tea on the new ‘Avengers’ movie or anything in the MCU’s future.

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Cuffing Season Is Almost Over. Will Dane & Vanessa ‘Take A Break’ For The Summer? (Video)

So Dane is gonna keep playing the ‘In My Feelings’ role… Okay. I understand. Desiree is hella cute. But with James and the ‘Oh sh!t’ expressions in the back, Dane is going to get LAUGHED out the car every time! Some reverse psychology to extend cuffing season though. Hmmm… wonder if some women out here have tried this move yet.

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Food: Which ‘Secret Menu Item’ Is The Best? (Video)

Animal style! Never heard of that, so I would be an In-And-Out-of-towner dude. But that Chik-Fil-A secret shake… I should know that one. I am ALL about the Chik-Fil-A menu. Gotta ask and see about that.

The SquADD debates animal fries, quesaritos, blueberry cheesecake milkshakes and more as they discuss their all-time favorite secret menu items. Which menu item is the best?
– All Def

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Affion Crockett Bodies The ‘5 Fingers Of Death’ Freestyle Challenge (Video)

Okay, Affion Crockett is hella funny. We all knew that, right? But who knew dude had BARZ legit like this? I did not… until now!

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Chelsea Handler Speaks On Dating, The Risks Of Sex With Her, & Her New Book “Life Will Be The Death Of Me” (Video)

Man, the last time Chelsea stopped by The Breakfast Club was HILARIOUS! This one just as much so, and engaging on another level.

Comedian Chelsea Handler stops by to talk about her dating and sex life and whether or not she wants to be in a relationship. Handler also chats her experience with drugs and how they let her think in different ways.
Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Comedy/Relationships: Kenn & Marché Are Breaking Up. Time To Celebrate! (Video)

Marché Howell aka @Marchaela9is so damn fine, I would understand if Kenn started crying… even though this is a celebration… of their love for each other… separately.

Plus, the room is packed with premium Eye Candy: Ismeli, Kassandra, Carly, Kristen… Fellas, stop trying to figure it out and figure out who’s leaving with who. And, um, remember that Marché is in play, too!

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