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Eye Candy: Ms. Sade Wants ’90 Days’ & That Is What She Gets (Video)

Hot damn, Sade is fine AF! But hold your… um… ya know.

Indeed, it was a wonderful experience while ‘waiting.’ Ninety days of get-to-know-you punctuated by what could have been the illest nana imaginable! Especially when she be “throwing that thaaaang back” at ya (mercy)!

And now that the 90-day-wait and ‘celebration’ are over, Kenn can get on with…

(Oh well, sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose 90 days.)

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James Corden Welcomes Céline Dion To ‘Carpool Karaoke’ (Video)

I have to believe Céline Dion has the most fun spirit, I mean that “Ashes” video she did for “Deadpool 2” alone, right? But that is also a beautiful song, like most all her work.

Well, put the fabulous, fun, uber-talent in a ‘Carpool Karaoke’ why dont’cha, James. I am here for it!

James Corden heads to Las Vegas for a Carpool Karaoke made for CBS primetime and calls on Céline Dion to help him get through town. In addition to singing her classics, Céline proves she has a song for any moment, James teaches Céline “Baby Shark” and the two give away pairs of Céline’s precious shoes. And stay for a Titanic-sized end to their afternoon together.
– The Late Late Show with James Corden

– @ojones1

CELINE DION – ASHES (EARLIER POST)

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Comedy: Dane, Desiree is ‘Hangry’ NOW! James Is Just Gonna Have To Be Late (Video)

The “oh sh!ts” fly early and often in this clip, and it had me hollering. Laughing Out Loud OUT LOUD #LOLOL

Fellas, fellas, brotherrrs! If this is your chick, if she is gonna get mad HANGRY like this and SNAP on YOU when she DO… have SNACKS on deck. Not just ‘Racks In The Middle’ #RIPNIP but SNACKS in the middle [of the seats] to calm her azz down! So she can CHILL and have something to eat on the way to getting something to eat ASAP #MmHmm #LOLOL

Because if we see you getting straight BARKED on by bae in the ride, trigger fingers to the dome because she is triggered, WE. WILL. LAUGH.

Okay then. Good talk.

Great clip. Hilarious!

(But whyyyy is Desiree so fine that she can get away with all of that though? She CLICKED and CLACKED and still looked like a yummy SNACK! Yeezus West and the mysteries of his you-and-I-versus.)

MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Come On, Kass. You Know When You Come Through After 2, It’s Smash-O’Clock! (Video)

How eff’n SEXY is Kassandra Lee (and that voice)?!? So fine that I almost… ALMOST… blamed Bigg Jah for messing up the smash session she was trying to deliver to him hot and fresh at the booty call hour!

But nah. This fail is on Kass, 2 DA MAX! If she really wanted that meat in her… life (heh heh), she would have… could have… SHOULD have said so… AND made it clear that she wanted it right there on that couch!

MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Damn Desiree. How Could You Just Push Past James For His Homie Dane Like That? (Video)

OH SH!T (bwaaaahahahaaa)!

Ohhhh man. OHHHH! MAAANNN! Whyyyy would I post a Honey doing bad homie biz at the nooner hour? Because, real talk, that is real life. It beez like that sometimes. Barz. Facts. Fax and phone. And that sh!t hurt (SMARTphone).

But salute to the homie Dane for trying to back up and be out to clear the way for his man’s smash mission. It just wasn’t meant to be for James (especially seeing how Desiree tried to give Dane the WHOLE body hug, hiking up that leg like that… BAAHAHAAA).

Be easy, everyone (including me). It’s just a skit. A funny skit. And Desiree Vanessa is still SEXY AF. Still!

MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: We All Scream For Her Brooklynn’s Ice Cream (Video)

I have a cinematic imagination.
Only the pure will survive.
Brooklynn Summers

Mm mm mm! Woman… I bet you do. And I’m a SURVIVOR over here. Imagine that!

Haaa! But for real, I bet NO ONE will be asking Brooklynn ‘what dat mouf do?’ after watching this. Perfect day for a cool treat. Like her IG (HOT, and a cool treat). Plus Desi is acting damned fool in this (understandably so), too! Hilarious.

MORE BROOKLYN SUMMERS ON INSTAGRAM

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Method Man Goes Undercover All Over Social Media (Video)

Hey yo-yo. What up yo? Time is running out… Well, not really. Got enough time to learn a few things about the Wu. And if you’re gonna ask about the Wu, why wouldn’t you ask Method Man?

On this episode of “Actually Me,” Wu-Tang Clan’s Method Man goes undercover on the Internet and responds to real comments from Twitter, Reddit, Quora, YouTube, and more. Who is the leader of the Wu-Tang Clan? Who would win if the entire Wu-Tang Clan fought ‘Hunger Games’ style?
– GQ

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Comedy: Dane, Desiree Wants To See Your Phone… NOW! (Video)

Man, the prettiest ones are always the ones who can take it to all levels of super-crazy… And that’s Desiree’s crazy-sexy-cool azz. Um, Dane, give her the phone ASAP!

(But you and your homie James might need two minutes of knuckle talk over him meddling in you and bae’s business. The ‘Oh sh!t’ parts always crack me up though.)

MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

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Comedy: Zmeena Orr Offers Some Of Her Cake To Her Roomate’s Boyfriend (Video)

I understand why dude could NOT stick around for Zmeena’s cake. Not sure I would have bolted like he did, but I understand why. Damn, too much booty in the pants!

MORE ZMEENA ORR ON INSTAGRAM

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The Show Goes On: Guy Torry Speaks On Doing Stand-Up Just After Losing Friends (Video)

Guy Torry talks about how he’s had to tell jokes right after a tragedy. Above, he speaks on the time he performed comedy, nights after his friend Tupac was shot.

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Comedy: When She Only Wants One Thing… THAT Thing… Give It To Her! (Video)

What in the ‘Bizarro world’ D-C Universe (D-i-C Universe, more accurately) is going on here? Daphnique is straight ackin’ a damn fool in this. And I LOVE IT! Ha!

But what about Troy’s needs? Shiiiiid… What about ’em?! Screw Troy!

(Daphnique damn sure is trying to as soon as possible, as often as possible, if he would stop stopping her Baaaaahahaaa!)

Yooo… at the end… Dude has Daphnique Springs AND Jasmin Leigh fighting over that ‘one thing’… Yeezus West, what a ‘problem’ to have *wink*

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Open Mike Eagle x Phonte – “Woke As Me” (Prod. By Bionik) [Video]

Proper combo of silliness and superb lyricism. The wordsmithing and witticism from Phonte and Open Mike Eagle come through on this. Good look for Comedy Central and for Hip-Hop!

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Comedy: When Someone Pours The Milk BEFORE The Cereal… Get The Strap! (Video)

Okay, so I don’t have much of a problem with pouring the milk first. Especially since it is almond milk (nice). But what is with the ‘seasoning’ move where dude is sprinkling in the Lucky Charms like he is ‘Cereal Bae’ or something. Hilarious!

(Was really looking forward to seeing Desiree in here though, too. But still funny.)

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Broken-Hearted Reggie Needs Clayton To Handle His Girl’s Moms While He Tries To Win Haile Back (Video)

And by handle I mean run interference… and by run interference I mean keep Haile’s moms occupied… and to Clayton that means pack the elephant trunk because moms’ (played by thicky-THICK Andrea Jones) cookie is gonna get GOT!

And THEN sh!t gets crazy.

Whew. The things people (and puppets) do for love. Or, um, when they ‘got love’ or whatever this was. Wow. Damn, Reggie.

MORE HAILE ALEXIS JONES ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
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Comedy: Nate Jackson Has This Roommate ‘Situationship’ Totally Under Control. Sort Of… (Video)

Funny video helmed by Nate Jackson. Made perfect by the Honeyz in there playing with him. Yes indeed! How can you go wrong when you got Kali and Daphnique on deck.

That was rhetorical. You can NOT go wrong. This vid can’t get any righter!

(Whew! Somebody, please slip a note to Kali and tell that sexy ‘Ms. Thickness’ to slide me a DM. We got some slip-n-sliding to do *wink*)

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Crank Lucas – “Fast Rapping With Zero Bars” (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Crank Lucas just showed us that you don’t have to ‘mumble’ to rap some absolute nonsensical nonsense! But the beat is banging… and it ain’t that bad a rap… and you can dance to it… and WAIT! NOOOO! This is how it starts. Must resist. Cut it out, Lucas. Not gonna get me with this one.

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Comedy: Virgil Thinks Lauren Could Be The One. But Is She? (Video)

How fine is Lauren Harding? So fine she can scam the ABSolute hell out of Virgil (ABS and all, haha!) while he pays his homie, Clayton, no mind, at all, when he tries to warn him. Yeah, she’s that fine (faaacts)… AND this is hilarious (FAAACTS)!

MORE LAUREN HARDING ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

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Check Out Marlon Wayans’ Sneaker Collection (Video)

Of course, it’s only right that we keep the Wayans coverage going. Just shared the “In Living Color” reunion (here) with you. How about we crossover to Marlon Wayans collections of shoes that some NBA ballers used to wear while crossing folks up? HA!

Watch me go through some of my sneakers!
Marlon Wayans

More than just basic sneaks in this collection, too.

@ojones1

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Watch The Full ‘In Living Color’ 25 Year Reunion Live Stream (Video)

Score for Comedy Hype! Would have been great to be there with the comedic greats. There was NOTHING that could touch these folks’ show when they were really on. Even if they called it a ‘Black SNL.’

Keenen Ivory Wayans, Kim Wayans, Shawn Wayans, David Alan Grier, and Tommy Davidson sit down to discuss “In Living Color’s” legacy at 2019 Tribeca Film Festival.

Enjoyed “Hollywood Shuffle” back in the day. Now I gotta go find a copy of that “Partners In Crime” followup to watch.

@ojones1

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Stephen Colbert Speaks On Former U.S. Veep Joe Biden Is “Doin’ It Donkey Style” (Video)

Good title on the YouTube clip, ‘Joe Biden Is Making Donald Trump Nervous.’ Plus, this is hilarious for several other reasons. Welcome to Campaign 2020, Uncle Joe!

Joe Biden kicked off his 2020 campaign with a rally on Monday. And Donald Trump was watching.
– The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

President Trump might need to keep worrying about ‘Sleepy Joe.’ He is ‘woke’ and ready for the fight!

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