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Full Interview: Get To Know Carl Payne (Video)

Okay, we got all the interview parts right here, together, so you can take them in. And when we say, “Get to know Carl Payne,” we don’t mean ‘Cole’ or ‘Coackroach’… we mean ALL of that, and the before and after, ups and downs. Get to know dude in these clips, starting above and continuing after the jump.

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Politics: Hasan Minhaj On Malaysia, 1MDB, And Goldman Sachs (Video)

That’s right Chicago. Your parking meters are Muslim.

WTF??? Oh, it’s Hasan doing another Patriot Act ep. Haha!

So, it’s time to laugh, laugh some more and learn something from stand-up ‘Professor’ Minhaj!

On this segment from the latest episode of Patriot Act, Hasan examines the 1MDB sovereign wealth fund scandal in Malaysia, in which former prime minister Najib Razak has been accused of funneling millions of dollars from the country into his personal bank accounts. Traditionally used as a means of economic diversification by countries reliant on a single industry, sovereign wealth funds have come under scrutiny as financial organizations like Goldman Sachs and corrupt politicians have taken advantage of these large, mostly unregulated pools of money for their own gain. While Goldman Sachs continues to profit off of sovereign wealth funds in other countries, the bank is currently being investigated for its role in the 1MDB scandal, which could have lasting implications on the world of finance.
– Patriot Act

Where politics, pools of money, and worldwide finance intersect… There will be global scandal and damage. How can we laugh about stuff like that? Dunno, but Hasan always has a way doing it every time, doesn’t he?

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Comedy: Reggie Bo Is A Pound! Too Much Smoke To Handle, And He Has Stayed At CT’s Home For Too Long (Video)

Great day in the morning!!! Did you see Toya walk out the frame with ALL THEM CAKES!!??!! I did. I mean, Tanjareen AND Jenny AND Lyndsey are bae & boo bae & boo bae bae – with marshmallows – but Toya is that Ms. New Booty that’s gotta get GOT!

Okay. ‘Nuff talk about the ladies. CT needs to deal with Reggie Bo or get dealt with… by Reg or his wife Tanjareen. Haha!)

MORE LATOYA WARD ON INSTAGRAM

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Roy Wood Jr. Asks: How Racist Is Boston? (Video)

HA! Of all people to send to ask the question. Roy does know his racism (talking about it in his stand-ups, esp. his experiences coming up in Alabama). Let’s see what he finds out.

Roy Wood Jr. visits Boston to find out why it has a reputation as one of the most racist cities in America.
– The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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Comedy: The ‘Homie Belafonte’ Negotiates For Dulo To Get That Rikki Cookie, So The Cookie Can Get GOT! (Video)

That Rikki Leigh is SEXY AF… I put that on e’rythang… and on Waz! But waiting 90 days to get some of that ‘juicy sushi’ though? Wowwww!

MORE RIKKI LEIGH ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Morgan Freeman. Actor, Hollywood ‘God’ & Budding Beekeeper (Video)

The bees will not DARE sting Morgan Freeman. He’s feeding them that good sugar water!

Plus, the ‘buzz’ is (groan) that people treat him like a god. Ha! Honey bees want Morgan Freeman on their side for certain. Cool dude. They will get to know that about him… and he does not take himself too seriously. I remember folks making a big thing of him falling asleep during a movie promo interview (we posted that on here).

Jimmy talks to Morgan Freeman about his new hobby and what Morgan thinks about impressions of him.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Comedy: Jenny Hired ‘Sebastian The Assassin’ And Her Cheating Boyfriend Got Shot! (Video)

I have my regrets, but I’m gone live with ’emmmm…

HOT DAMN! Okay, I took a sneak peek at Rikki Leigh’s IG before the video clip finished, because I had to see if it was anywhere near as HOT as she is in this clip. In a word: HOTTER! And in a word on CP and the rest of the cast in this vid: HILARIOUS!

(Still love Jenny Babas’ sexy self though. CP ain’t have to do her like that. Ha!)

MORE RIKKI LEIGH ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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Open Mike Eagle x Percy Miracles – “Heaven Application” (Video)

If you haven’t gotten around to catching The New Negroes on Comedy Central, put that on your to-do’s soon. Baron Vaughn, Open Mike Eagle & Phonte (aka Percy Miracles) are doing some good (and funny) work over there.

Even if you’ve been a great person your whole life, Mike and Percy Miracles are here to tell you why that’s not enough to get you into Heaven.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy: CP, Do You Really Want CT To ‘Hook You Up’ With Lauren Harding? (Video)

Whyyyy do the FINEST ones have to be the CRAZIEST ones? Dunno, but CP should have heeded Clayton’s advice on NOT wanting to date Lauren Harding (even though she is the coldest cold piece, sexy AF)!

CP showed he is a wild one himself though; hollering at sweet petit Jenny Babas, right in front of her man. Hahaa!

MORE LAUREN HARDING ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘Colorado’ Got Slammed By The Yams And Couldn’t Hang! Really? C’mon, It’s Just Angie (Video)

Hot damn! Bigg Jah spoke TRUTH!! Angie got THE MEATS! For sandwiches… too, too many sandwiches for him. She broke his neck when he ‘bit off more than he could chew.’ Bwaaahaa!

Advice: Get your weight up before you step to Angie. But in the meantime, check out her VERY sexy Instagram!

MORE JUST ANGIE ON INSTAGRAM

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Comedy: Shuler King Asks, “What Has Her Walking Like This?!!!” (Comedy)

Damn, damn, DAMN IT! I cannot stop laughing. Shuler a damn fool!!

Just watch the clip above. And say what you will, that sista was smiling the whole time she stumbled out the house and on her way. Maybe she should have chosen different shoes. Maybe her shoes were just fine the night before, but she should have checked dude’s shoes [size] before staying over and getting into a ‘stroke session that went a little too well’…

BAAAHAHAAAA! Try walking a mile in her shoes. SHE can’t even walk a driveway in ’em now #KMSL #Dead

@ojones1

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Comedy: Virgil, Lyndsey’s Hella Cute, But Watch Out For Her Dad (Video)

Heads up, Virgil. Before you and ‘baby girl’ met, CT tried to drop off the bamboo stick elephant trunk anaconda at Lyndsey B.’s house, but her pops BLOOOOCKT him from getting that cookie. Baaahahaaa! Oh, nut THEN his wifey Tanjareen came through and trunk BLOOOOCKT CT again AAAAAND Tanj joined Lyndsey’s pop’s “open community” to show him what that juice box do!

Whew! That Lyndsey’s eyes though. Mesmerizing! A welcome addition to the cast rotation.

(And Jenny’s fun-size thick azz self can get GOOOOOT anytime! Lauren, too.)

MORE LYNDSEY BUTLER ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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DL Hughley On The Economy: ‘The Jetsons’ Vs. ‘The Flintstones’ (Video)

Interesting. Commentary on why the economy is doing well, not from the White House, or from some industry think tank, rather from a segment on The DL Hughley Show. Lean in for a few minutes of on-point real talk! Broken down in layman’s terms.

@ojones1

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Carl Payne Speaks On His Relationship With Bill Cosby (Video)

Wow. Now that I think about it, I can see it. Carl Payne auditioned for the role of Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show. He did end up playing Cockroach – Theo’s buddy on the show – after all. Watch this interview for that and more ‘wow’ revelations!

Carl Payne tells CH about his role on The Cosby Show as Cockroach and reveals that his last time talking with Cosby didn’t go well.
– Comedy Hype

Of course, who else could have played Cole (on Martin) like Carl did though? Things worked out.

@ojones1

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Politics: Hasan Minhaj On Cricket Diplomacy And Cricket Corruption (Video)

Watching a ‘live-action Brooks Brothers catalog’ with your dad on the couch for five days straight. Haha! Okay, I feel for you and your torture memories, Hasan. But why is cricket an actual big thing the world over? We need to know. Show us, man, and welcome back!

On the latest episode of Patriot Act, Hasan takes a look at the history and politics behind one of the biggest sports in the world: cricket. With billions of fans scheduled to tune into the upcoming 2019 Cricket World Cup, Hasan examines how the game has evolved from a sport of British colonizers into a tool of diplomacy and a force for good despite recent scandals and corruption. Hasan also explores how cricket has especially grown in India due in part to the creation of the IPL, a flashy professional cricket league founded by the infamous Lalit Modi, and how that expansion has unfortunately come at the expense of the growth of cricket in other countries.

Beating the colonizers at their own game. I get that. Like James Naismith and today’s minority dominance of basketball.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Stepping To Kassandra Lee Like A ‘G’ Should (Video)

And THAT’S how you do it! Spit that HARD line at a fine AF bad b!tch, and if she buck up… Buck back harder! Give her that thuggin’ luv! Hahahaaa, yeah!

At least, that’s what I have heard. Chin up, Hadj, I’ve been there. Watching the G Wayne’s of the world succeed where I’ve failed. It’s the game. And the game is a game of chance. G got this one. You’ll get another chance soon enough.

But for now, let’s watch Kassandra’s super-size Snicker-THICKness walk away in them jeans!! Yeezus West that gal is BLESSED (and funny)!

Hilarious vid!

MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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The SquADD Argues About Which Was ‘The Best Saturday Morning Cartoon’ (Video)

Okay. First of all, Tacarra Williams. SEXY AF!!! If you don’t think I stopped this video as soon as I saw her name flash on screen and search for her IG… Well, I want to thank you for all the ‘credit’ you are giving me but WRONNNNNG!!!

MORE TACARRA WILLIAMS ON INSTAGRAM

Yeah, I’m a horndog, but I do this for you. The Honey Hunt is ALWAYS on. And Tacarra is a bonafide Honey (re-THICK-ulous)!

Moving on: The best Saturday Morning Cartoon debate is absolutely the right convo for this panel. And they picked some good contenders. I would lean strong against any opposition and say that the “X-Men” of the 1990s was one of, if not THE, greatest Saturday Morning ‘toons ever. Certainly the best of this bunch in my opinion. But you watch, and YOU choose/debate yours!

The SquADD debates Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, X-Men, Darkwing Duck and more as they discuss their all-time favorite Saturday morning cartoons. Which cartoon is the best?
– All Def

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Comedy: George Wallace Doesn’t Like Morgan Freeman Because He ‘Stole’ All His Movie Roles (Video)

Don’t be laughing… This sh!t is true I’m making up!

This performance clip by the oldest of the New Negroes, George Wallace, is HILARIOUS!

George Wallace admits to being jealous of Morgan Freeman, admonishes the people of Los Angeles and talks about bumping into Fetty Wap and Waka Flocka Flame.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

Cinnamon and brown sugar on it… on ANYTHING… and you gone eat it! Amen, Brother George. Women, y’all better add cinnamon and brown sugar to that grocery list ASAP.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sade & Tanjareen Give Their Boyfriends No Space (Video)

Yeah. I already know you dudes are gonna be talkin’ sh!t about what you would and would not take off Sade and/or Tanjareen. You’re seeing what their dudes put up with, and say, “Not me!”

Then they tell you WHY they put up with all that. Pay attention.

MORE SADE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
MORE TANJAREEN THOMAS ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

@ojones1

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Comedy: Michael Ealy & Meagan Good Have Some Weird Fans… Who Post Some Thirsty Tweets (Video)

Thirst tweet of the decade… dude wants Meagan to make him that hot grilled cheese sandwich in the leather chaps with her butt cheek out! He typed CHEEK! Singular. Like just the one booty butt cheek out!! Baaaahahaaa!

Can’t. Breathe. Dying. Laughing!

@ojones1

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