JAYFORCE

Holiday turkey… done… WELL done… with a flamethrower… mounted on a flying drone… because WHY THE F##K NOT??!! Baaahahahaaaa! Well, maybe they like an open fire roasted (read: scorched) turkey with crispy (read: burnt) skin. Maybe it’s still kinda tender and juicy (read: raw and bloody) on the inside.

Shiiiid, who are we to judge? Dig in! Enjoy that tryptophan near comatose-level ‘itis’ (read: salmonella) that will have you laid out through the last Bowl game.

Oh… flying the flame bot away from the house. Smart. In the woods (read: forest fire site).. REALLY smart… like Allstate ‘Mayhem’ commercial smart!

Wow. Seeing is still not believing.

Oh… the builder who brought this hot idea to life is the same dude that gave us the homemade gun-firing drone earlier (see that here). Austin Haughwout has done “it” again. Dunno what all “it” entails; but a visit from law enforcement and fire safety personnel might be (read: is most likely) included!